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We are free, free for the world.
How often happiness shines in the eyes
When we read Pushkin, Shakespeare.
We threw our souls wide open,
We let in everyone who wants to touch
To a vast, magical land
Poetry is a wonderful art.
But just come to us with kindness,
The poet is vulnerable, it is easy to offend him ...
We do not expect payment in silver from you,
Thank you with a kind word.
Easy to judge - "rhyme out of place here"
Not knowing how hard the lines are!
Oh, how sometimes, the poet is glad
That I reached out to the lonely souls.
He could just make it clear to someone
That life is unconditionally given to us by Heaven,
And what you need to humble yourself and accept,
So as not to want to sprinkle everything with ashes.
We give you good poetry,
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Taking a pen with a habitual gesture,
We open the door to the world of fairy tales with verses.
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To give a gift, think about how to give it ...
You can give the young a beautifully packed box, having previously said that a family dinner is unthinkable without a good service. When handing over the box, make an awkward movement and portray horror on your face when the sound of broken dishes is heard (there are old glasses in the box, dishes unnecessary in the household, cups with broken handles, etc.). The box can be dropped several times, pretending that this happened by accident. After the comic of the situation reaches those present and everyone has enough fun, give the young a real gift.
As an option comic presentation a gift, you can pretend that you are giving a TV and drop the box several times in the same way (there should be a lot of broken glass, plastic or tin objects in it so that it all jingles and rattles loudly).
If you decide to give a certificate, you can hide it inside a chocolate egg, place the egg in a duck, hide a duck in a hare (you can use Stuffed Toys) and pack it inside a chest, you can use a box or a regular box, decorated accordingly.
Banknotes are placed inside the balloons, a little confetti is added and a bunch of balloons are presented to the young, and then all the balloons are forced to burst.
When presenting comic gifts to the newlyweds, they first make the following speech: “We would gladly give you everything you can dream of, but the size of our salaries allows you to give only what will take the first step towards this dream.
hangers (for the future fur coat);
mouse pad (for a future computer);
life jacket (useful when the yacht appears);
antenna (there will be a TV someday);
self-adhesive number (for the door of a new apartment).
A portrait of the newlyweds ordered in advance from a professional caricature artist in some interesting way(For example, the husband is an oligarch, and the wife is a breathtaking fashion model) If the artist manages to convey the portrait likeness, your gift will decorate the interior of their home for many years.
Presentation of all kinds of medals and certificates (for example, a driver's license to drive a wheelchair), certificates for the right to use each other.
Watch "What's the difference!" The dial of this watch has no numbers, only the inscription “but what a difference!”. After all happy people do not keep track of time.
Roll necklace toilet paper with instructions: "for cleanliness in a relationship."
Glass jar with banknotes. The lid (for the safety of the donated amount) can be rolled up.
Hammer set: for beating meat and carpentry. They are awarded with the words: "Each person is the blacksmith of his own happiness."
If the future mother-in-law is not deprived of a sense of humor and, moreover, has good vocal abilities, she can prepare an unusual musical gift - the romance of the Turtle Tortilla. The image of the heroine of the Golden Key will be ideally complemented by a cap and an umbrella. The performance will also require a minus track of the song to the music of A. Rybnikov for the film "The Adventures of Buratino".
Time flew like a bird
Didn't notice when
My son became a man
How his spring came.
I remember little feet
We took our first step
How long has it been
Twenty years ago.
Grew up stately and broad-shouldered,
I recognize my father's gaze
I fell so in love with him
Twenty years ago.
He also once brought
To my house as his wife,
She entered the threshold timidly
Our life is not easy.
Do not be afraid, dear ones,
If something is out of place,
We were wrong ourselves
Twenty years ago.
This day is magnificent
Everyone is glad to congratulate you,
And I'm happy as before
Twenty years ago ...
The script for the wedding folk style fabulous attributes will fit perfectly:
Boots of speed walkers (so that the husband always has time for a hot dinner);
Rejuvenating apple (so that the wife always remains young and beautiful);
Flying carpet (to get to work quickly).
And also a self-assembled tablecloth, an invisible hat, living water ... folk tales is a truly inexhaustible source of inspiration.
Cool little things for family life
An interesting solution for wedding greetings are small presents with a comic symbolic meaning.
By the way, if you wish the couple to be "watertight", you can present the Moment waterproof glue for gluing marital relations.
It is enough to add a couple of lines to the instructions for use and you can safely go to the address indicated in the wedding invitation. Instructions for use Extra strong adhesive Moment is designed for secure connection of two halves. The tool is great for bonding marriage relationships. Method of application: sandpaper and degrease the bonded relationship with a solvent. Apply glue in a thin layer on both surfaces, hold for half an hour and press firmly against each other. Feelings are the deciding factor, not the strength and duration of the pressure. If the relationship is frozen, the adhesive will restore stickiness in a warm, trusting environment.
The place, time and stars coincided for two.
The eagle groom coincided with the beautiful bride.
And on this wonderful day there are countless friends, relatives
On the first birthday of a young family.
And so that your union is strong,
The golden one lived before the wedding,
We brought you for a snatch
Advice of the wise half a bag.
They say that there was a lot, it was often, it was thick,
It is necessary that the family must have cabbage!
And also the belief goes
That kids are found in it.
So that you have it,
Here are the seeds for you!
(the newlyweds are given a bag of cabbage seeds)
/ The name of the groom /! You now married man!
Your bachelor age is over
Your festivities are over until dawn.
Now carry your post with your family.
Think about a glass of beer less often
Now your main drink is tea!
(the groom is given a pack of tea)
And so that I do not accidentally turn to the left,
We hand over the compass! Keep the course only on your wife!
(the groom is given a compass)
/ Name of the bride /! Don't be a bitch wife.
Don't play on your husband's nerves
Don't scream for no reason.
Better knock on the tambourine!
(the bride is handed a tambourine)
Well, of course, get down to business,
If the dear is guilty,
You can lather your neck once,
To be discouraged.
And yet, soap with love and light.
Here are two fragrant bars for these purposes.
(the bride is given two large bars of laundry soap)
A good sign for a family
So that the family's hearth burns.
But in life anything can happen -
It burns, then fades away.
So that it does not go out at all,
We give matches in reserve.
(the newlyweds are given a box of matches)
And this thing is necessary
To maintain intimacy.
So that your nights are hot
And to the very end!
(the newlyweds are given a large paraffin candle)
For your material benefits
We give you a banal envelope.
(the newlyweds are given a gift envelope with money)
So that you live sweetly with each other,
We give a bar of chocolate.
(the newlyweds are presented with a bar of chocolate)
And only today there will be only
May you both be bittersweet !!!
(the newlyweds are presented with a large onion head)
The congratulation ends with exclamations of "Bitter!"
A gift for the bride - a parcel post with a saw.
We give you a precious item
Hello spouse with this item!
The saw is not for wood - for a conjugal purpose,
They drank to her until the roosters crowed.
And in the morning he gets up - you drank again,
Then they made money.
If he doesn't like your dinner,
Take the saw instead of the delicious seasoning.
The husband will eat, but only praise!
And you constantly try to cut!
And as soon as you show your subject -
The husband will affectionately say: "Dove, hello!"
A gift to the groom - a parcel post with an iron fist.
We are giving you not chain mail, not a saber:
You are not in a military battle, but at a wedding.
They will be useful to you forever
So that my wife bows before you.
You wear them, never take them off!
Otherwise, dear, you will be in trouble!
And you will dream of devils all night
If you take off your mittens.
Make your wife cook tasty
Always fit with a mitten.
Caress with a prickly hand more often -
Happiness will flow like a river to you.
If you take your wife to manufactured goods,
Put mittens on goods
Mittens will serve you faithfully,
If you keep them approximately!
You can present vegetables and fruits as a gift with the following words:
We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty.
We give you cabbage so that your husband's wife feeds you deliciously.
We give you carrots so that there is love in the house!
We give you carrots so that _______________ (name of the bride) is not another Vovka!
We give you carrots, advice and love!
They give a carrot to give birth to Vovka.
Here's a carrot for the bride to be smart.
Here's a big carrot for you, bride,
So that there was dexterity in the work.
And here are the beets, so that the mother-in-law and father-in-law respected.
We give you a bow so that you do not know heavy torment.
We give you a bow so that there will never be parting.
We give you a bow, so that there is no anguish and parting.
We give the bride a bow so that the husband will love.
We give a cucumber so that the groom - the father becomes more likely.
We give you pickles so that twins are born.
We present you with garlic. How many teeth are there, so that there are so many daughters and sons.
And here is a sweet pepper for you, so that your daughter Natka will be born.
But bitter pepper, so that the son of Borka was born.
We are presenting you with celery so that your son Andrey will be born.
We present a tomato to avoid discord in your house.
We give you tomatoes so that there is no contention.
We present you a tomato to keep your youthful enthusiasm.
We give you another tomato - so that there are no quarrels in the house.
We give you two beets so that the relationship is bright.
We give you a pear to live in perfect harmony.
Here's a potato for Antoshka to be the first.
We give grapes so that your house is always rich.
Here is a radish for the bride so that neither Petka nor Fedka would know the other.
We give you a radish so that you don't swear or fight.
I give you parsnips to keep your marriage strong.
And here is a turnip for you to love each other dearly.
And here is a plum for you, so that you are happy with him.
And here's a leftover apple for you, so that there is plenty of wealth in the house.
I give you dill from the beds to keep the house in order.
And here's a bunch of seeds for you so that you don't meet your husband like a cloud.
And here's a cherry plum for you, so that you don't chop in the heat of the moment.
But I give grapes so that you are always happy with your mother-in-law.
And here is a cherry for you, so that your parents are not superfluous.
And here are the peas for you, so that you don't go deaf from the mother-in-law's cry.
You can gift products with the following words:
I give you a bag of grain - from now on you are husband and wife.
A glass of millet for the groom to be loved by his wife.
We give you a nut so that children's laughter can be heard in the house.
And here's a candy for you to have a daughter, Sveta.
We give you bagels so that there are rubles in the house.
And here is the drying, so as not to gnaw each other.
Here is a loaf for the bride, so that the woman knows the law.
Here is an egg for the groom so that he does not go to the other on the porch.
We present you with a bottle of wine - don't forget your mother and father.
I give wine a barrel for my son and daughter.
Cutlery can be presented as a gift:
We give you a teaspoon to make your life extraordinary!
We give you forks so that _______________ (name of the groom) does not run to someone else's sweetheart!
Here's a plate for you, bride, so that it spins around like a squirrel in the house,
And the groom - spoons so that his feet walk along the same path.
Here is a saucepan for porridge, so that daughter Dasha is born,
And a spoon to her so that there was a son Antoshka.
But for the groom and a mug, so as not to take his girlfriend home.
We give you a mug to love each other.
I give you a bowl so that you don't sit close with strangers!
I give you plates so that I don't sit with other people's girls!
Spoon - for cabbage soup *** b, fork - heat up meat ***,
Knife - cut and saw.
Have you been invited to a wedding, and you want to congratulate the young in an original way? When choosing gifts for newlyweds, many prefer useful and practical things. However, as is often the case, the most memorable are the funny presentations.
Cool congratulations for a wedding with the presentation of gifts will please the young spouses and amuse the guests. We will tell you about what you can give on that day.
Start your talk with verses:
- The place, time and stars coincided for two.
The eagle-groom coincided with the beautiful bride.
And on this wonderful day there are countless friends, relatives
On the first birthday of a young family.
What to give you, we wondered -
Now it's hard to please with a gift
And as a result, we decided
Present several presentations.
And so that your union is strong,
The golden one lived before the wedding,
We brought you for a snatch
Gifts of different half-bag.
What can you give with congratulations to the young at the wedding?
Give the groom a set of hammers with the words: "Each person is a blacksmith of his own happiness." And the bride can be presented with a rolling pin or a frying pan, but not for cooking, but as a "regulator of family relations."
You can give the newlyweds a piggy bank with different compartments for the wife and husband, and in the compartment for the spouse there will be only a slot for lowering money, and in the opening compartment of the wife - a savings scale.
This gift can be accompanied by verses:
- So that you save up for rest,
So that there is always prosperity
I give you a family bank,
Here's a gift from me!
The following lines will work for the following presentations:
- I'll tell you about the gift,
In everyday life, in the kitchen, he is practical,
In the household, he is irreplaceable,
Yes, in principle, and in personal life!
A kerosene lamp, matches, abacus, a notebook, a pen and other useful things are suitable for the "Set in case of a blackout", a children's scoop and a bucket for the "Rake money set", beautifully packaged bricks - as a talisman for laying a new house. You can also donate:
- self-adhesive number (for the door of a new apartment),
- hangers (for the future fur coat),
- mouse pad (for a future computer),
- life jacket (useful when a luxury yacht appears),
- key fob (for the future car).
Any scenario wedding celebration other cool congratulations with gifts will also fit perfectly. Their presentation will be one of the highlights of the holiday.
You can give your young husband, for example, a T-shirt with a picture of your wife and the words "Busy", and she - "iron" mittens "for keeping your spouse" made of work gloves and pushpins.
A common gift for a young couple will be a set of bath accessories with playful inscriptions, a set of mugs with funny illustrations and inscriptions, male and female chastity belts.
Funny wedding greetings with gifts
Read comic congratulations at the wedding by taking the following gifts out of a bag or large box.
Nail:
- We give you a nail,
So that you are not apart.
Cover:
- We give you a blanket,
To hide from troubles.
Box of matches:
- It's a good sign for the family,
So that the family's hearth burns.
But in life anything can happen -
It burns, then fades away.
So that it does not go out at all,
We give matches in reserve.
The groom can be given a pack of tea:
- You are now a married man!
Your bachelor age is over
Your walks are over until dawn
Now carry your post with your family.
Think about a glass of beer less often
Now your main drink is tea!
And the bride can give soap:
- Well, of course, get down to business,
If the dear is guilty,
You can lather your neck once,
To be discouraged.
And yet soap with love and lightly,
Here are two fragrant bars for these purposes.
So cool wedding greetings with gifts will revive the script of the holiday.
- We give you cabbage,
So that the house is not empty.
- We give you carrots,
So that there is love in the house!
- Here's a juicy radish,
So that the family is super strong!
- And here is the beet,
So that the wife respects the mother-in-law and the father-in-law.
- We give you dill from the beds,
So that there is order in the house.
- So that you live sweetly with each other,
Presenting a chocolate bar.
Can also be given to newlyweds onion and read the verses:
- And only today there will be only
May you both be bittersweet!
Domostroy presented to the groom will be an original gift. To do this, write in notepad useful tips which the young spouse will have to read aloud:
- Cross the street where your wife wants, but take her wherever you want.
- Don't tell your spouse that you don't have enough money for a luxurious new fur coat - convince her that the fur coat makes her look fat.
- To make the wife less screaming, you need to help her around the house. Where you dropped one sock, drop the second.
- Do not try to look at other women in her presence! Remember, she is the one and only. Look, the code will turn away.
- Love your wife, carry her in your arms, and she will sit on your neck herself.
- Your mother-in-law is the holiest person on earth! (Remember this rule well.)
- Do not try to understand your wife - most often she does not understand herself.
- Take care of your wife. Obviously, not to the same extent as, for example, about your favorite car, but still ... And so on.
Escort happy congratulations next wedding day comic gifts... Give your young spouse a certificate for the right to bring your wife coffee to bed in the morning, for a thousand kisses, etc., and your wife - a certificate for the right to force her husband to take out the trash, for the right to cook him food, forgive football on weekends and iron shirts, and the right to drive a stroller.
It will look original and balloon in the shape of a heart, if you put several leaves with wishes to the newlyweds of love in it.
Finally, give the young people an envelope with money:
- Oh, yes, we forgot one moment ...
After all, we still have a present.
He was lying around in his pocket somewhere.
And here he is, look, he was found!
We give you this envelope
To replenish the family budget.
And complete the presentation of cool wedding gifts can be with these words of congratulations:
- Here's how much they've given today!
Well, now we will shout: "Bitter"!
Lots of people love baked goods.
After all, this is a real pleasure - to drink tea with something tasty. For example, with apple pie. Apple pie, or, as it is also called, charlotte, is a great option for those who love baking, but do not want to mess around with the dough for a long time.
Today we bring you a new recipe that you will definitely love.
Having just tasted a slice of this pie just once, you will stop baking charlotte. You will have a new culinary pet.
So, memorize or write down.
Ingredients:
- apples - 4 pcs.;
- flour - 180 gr.;
- yolk - 2 pcs.;
- sugar - 140 gr.;
- butter (margarine is possible) - 50 gr.;
- milk - 125 ml.;
- baking powder - 4 gr.;
- salt - 2 gr.
Preparation:
- Grind the yolks with sugar until white. Take half the sugar, we'll use the rest later.
- Melt the butter, and add half of the yolk mass, then milk.
- Add flour, baking powder and a pinch of salt.
- Mix everything until smooth.
- it is better to send the baking dish with baking paper, pour the dough.
- Peel the apples and cut into small wedges.
- Place the apples on top of the dough and top them with the remaining melted butter and sugar.
- Heat the oven to 180 ° C and bake the pie there for 30-35 minutes.
The apple pie is so fragrant, while it is being prepared, everyone is running around with cups pouring tea, and sitting waiting for a miracle!
