Wedding toasts should be especially beautiful and memorable. It is very difficult to quickly come up with a relevant greeting, it is much easier to read a collection of the best wedding toasts, compiled by professionals, and choose a suitable replica that young people will definitely remember.
Congratulations on your legal marriage,
We wish you great happiness.
We say now in earnest:
May millions of scarlet roses
Lie all the way
What are you going to go through.
And let the bonfire of great love
Burns without fading away!
It's easier to go through life with love,
Everyone knows about this.
Achieve agreement in life,
Live to be one hundred years old.
Always respect each other
Love and advice to you!
One woman complained in confession that her married life it is unfortunate that she and her husband are indifferent to each other, often quarrel, not sensitive and her husband is cheating on her. The priest asked her:
- Do you like flowers?
- Yes!
- What would you do if a beautiful houseplant began to wither away?
- I would water it carefully, change the land every six months, add fertilizer from time to time, put the flower where there is more light.
- It's the same with married life: it is a flower that requires care, attention, affection, care, compliments, kisses. And a woman, remembering that a man loves with his eyes, must also be smart, attractive, well-combed, neatly dressed.
Let's drink to the wisdom of wives who strengthen, not destroy, conjugal love!
Dear children! May your marriage be happy! May your love be joyful! Live in friendship and harmony. We always want happiness to be long, and therefore I wish you only eternal happiness, only bright love, only faithful friends! So, may your union be happy!
Wedding ring- an ancient emblem bequeathed to us by our ancestors. This is a symbol of fidelity: a husband's heart belongs to his wife and vice versa. A wedding ring has no beginning or end. The wedding ring is made of pure gold, which means that no dirt will stick to it. The ring is a symbol of love and eternal fidelity. Dear newlyweds! May your love be pure, tender and eternal! Let's reinforce our wish with a friendly clink of glasses!
Be healthy, live beautifully,
Love each other, be happy!
Find in each other not only a spouse,
But the best, loyal friend!
Any hut will become a palace,
Where the good wife reigns!
She is more expensive than all the riches,
More expensive than pearls and gold!
I drink, or rather, I vote with a glass
For choosing a groom - for a young woman!
To live in love and harmony until silver wedding, the wife should have a golden character, and the husband should have an iron endurance. So let's drink to the reliable alloy of two metals, to the merging of the souls of the newlyweds!
Remember this minute forever,
May she be sacred:
Now you are not just a bride and groom,
From now on, you are husband and wife.
And may any misfortunes pass you,
Let the flame not go out in the blood.
We wish you health, we wish you happiness.
We wish you strong love!
We, parents, congratulate and bless our children. They build their happiness together. Let them help each other in everything, create strong family and will wait for such a happy day when their children will get married, start their families. And now, dear guests, fill your glasses, let's drink to the young, to new family, and may they have faith, hope, love with them all their lives! Bitterly!
Let our young ones know
Secrets of wedding ideas:
That the houses are often empty
Storks bring children.
Or leave them in cabbage,
It happens that they bring directly into the house,
So that neither despondency nor sadness
It did not start in that house! Bitterly!
Do not pull apart your intertwined arms
Do not part mouth from mouth.
And the happiness of fidelity, love
Let it grow stronger over the years.
May the pain of separation pass you by
And the friendship will not fade between you.
Do not pull apart your intertwined arms
Do not part mouth from mouth!
We drink to your happiness, loyalty and love!
I would like to wish the young:
In joy, separation or sorrow
Remember forever the first hug
Forgetting about the last quarrel.
One of the culprits of today's celebration, the bride, is a dangerous person: she is an arsonist, and the groom agrees with me, since she has planted a flame in his heart. But I am sure that now she is bound with such a chain that cannot be broken. We drink to the health of our dear captive!
I don't see any reason now
In order not to drink to men.
I'll drink to women too -
A new family was born!
Let it never go out
Happy life dawn!
May you always be happy!
And for today - Bitter!
On this significant day, I want to propose a toast to the bride's parents - mother-in-law and father-in-law. They raised a white swan, smart, beautiful, funny - love to see. No wonder our fellow hunted her so.
We give you cabbage,
So that the house is not empty.
We give you a bow
So that they do not know the grievous torment.
We give you carrots,
So that there is love in the house.
We give you a tomato,
So that discord passes your house.
We give you a cucumber,
So that the groom is the father as soon as possible.
We give grapes
So that your house is always rich.
Here's how much they gave.
Well, now it's "Bitter!"
I notice one anatomical paradox in our newlywed ... Don't be surprised! His heart is not on the left, but on the right - where his young charming wife is sitting. Let us wish that this phenomenon persists for their entire long happy life, that his heart always reaches out to his wife, and his wife’s heart reaches out to her husband, and that the union of these hearts is not subject to any storms, vicissitudes, temptations and bad weather. Let's drink to your well-being!
And I, friends, want to say that
Our heart is home
A house with four walls.
All corners in it are welcoming, warm,
There is a light of happiness in it!
How magnificent he is!
And the first corner is the life of love,
The second is the restless babbling of children,
And the third - relatives, colleagues and friends,
In the fourth - grandparents were called.
With all my heart I wish
So that your corners are not empty!
Let it never go out
Happy dawn life!
May it always be sweet to you
And how bitter it is today!
Bitterly! Let's drink to the young!
The famous writer said: "Happiness is when you are understood." This is indeed the case. Each of us wants to be understood by other people, because it is always very important to feel the support and respect of others. I want to wish our young people mutual understanding and love for many, many years! Happiness to you, dear ones!
Friends! I suggest a drink to a kiss! After all, a man invented it, since he did not find any other way to close a woman's mouth. Bitterly!
The river is running now of champagne
Now we have you - a husband, and you - a wife!
And let this moment be - forever
And bells are ringing in your honor!
Let's raise a toast to you and drink it all to the bottom!
One married couple lived to see the blessed wedding - 70 years old. And all these years, the couple were affectionate and happy. When they were asked what is the secret of such long-term family happiness, they answered:
“The secret is that all these seventy years we have had a single bed.
So let's drink to the eternal single matrimonial bed!
Behind the noisy festive table,
Like a beacon of friendship, kindness,
Lit today the two of you
A star of hope and dreams.
So let this friendship light
It shines brightly for you without end
So that infinitely many years
Two rings were intertwined.
Like the wings of a mountain eagle
Husband and wife in agreement are similar:
On the flap of one wing
The eagle cannot be lucky.
I wish you with this toast
Agreeing to the newlyweds,
To make their flight
Throughout my life - successful!
To the sound of a crystal glass
To the sound of sparkling wine
Congratulations to the newlyweds
And today we drink to the bottom!
Once I was walking at my brother's wedding. So, on their wedding night, the young people read the fairy tale "Ivan the Tsar's Son", and after due time they had a wonderful baby! And I also walked at my sister's wedding, there the young people on their wedding night read the fairy tale "Marya - the artisan", and soon they had a beautiful daughter! There was a case when I was walking at a wedding with a friend. So there the young people read the fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" at night. And what do you think? Now they already have 7 sons and a sweetheart daughter!
So let's drink to our newlyweds to read the tale of Tsar Saltan and forty heroes today!
Imagine a huge, endless sea on which a man is sailing in a boat. Sometimes the sun shines and the sea is calm - a person can rest. But more often the sea is worried, steep dangerous waves run in, sea monsters swim nearby - and a person so wants to go to a quiet harbor, where it is light and warm from the care and participation of loved ones.
So let's drink to the newly formed family and wish them a long and successful sailing on the waves of the sea of life! Bitterly!
Dear young people! I have a simple and short toast... I wish that in your life there are always four holy names, four guardian angels: Faith, Hope, Love and Sophia - wisdom. Follow them, and God grant you happiness in family life.
To live and live for you, but not toil!
And, having lived a century, do not repent of what you have lived!
We want to wish you again and again:
Advice and happiness and love!
Let's drink to the mathematics of family life: to addition, thanks to which a married couple was formed; for subtracting both from the number of bachelors and unmarried; for dividing all sorrows and difficulties in half; for multiplying your kind by having children! For the young!
A man asks God:
- Lord! Why did you create women so beautiful and so stupid at the same time?
- Beautiful - so that you men can love them. And stupid - so that they can love you men. If a woman is beautiful and intelligent, of course, it is difficult for her to fall in love with a man. This man must be exceptional. This is our groom.
Let's drink to our exceptional groom and smart, beautiful bride!
They say that in a good marriage, the husband is the head and the wife is the heart. So let's drink so that our young people do not know in life either headaches or heart pains!
Like a cup of good wine
Let your life be full!
Don't spill this cup
Drink it all to the bottom!
We wish you a variety of benefits!
Live long only like this:
Not knowing quarrels, quarrels, troubles,
In love and happiness for many years.
And if, say, sometimes
Suddenly trouble will appear
Fight her shoulder to shoulder:
Two pairs of hands are much stronger!
Still left to wish
To bring up good children
A bunch of girls and guys
Well, in a word, a whole Kindergarten!
I propose a toast like this:
Since we all had to get together at the wedding,
Let the wine flow like a river
And we must bathe in wine!
One ruler was asked:
- How do you keep peace and tranquility in your state?
And he answered:
- When I am angry, then my people are calm. When they are angry, I am calm. In other words, when I am angry, they calm me down, and when they are angry, I calm them.
The family is a miniature state. My toast to the likes of
the peace and tranquility in your family was maintained!
A slender poplar grew in the forest, and a birch tree grew nearby. And they fell in love with each other, and reached out to each other, until they finally joined their twigs and woven together. Why are our newlyweds not poplar and birch? Let us wish them that the branches of their love never unravel and hold tight to each other.
Wishing all the best to our newlyweds, I want to give them and wise advice: never forget those who gave you life - your parents. Do not regret an affectionate word for them. After all sweet Nothing not difficult, but quick. Come closer to them and bow down to them, as they used to say in the old days. After all, the young one works with his hands, and the old one gives the mind. Apply parenting to your mind - you will live a comfortable life. For mutual understanding between parents and newlyweds!
We wish our newlyweds
So that their path in life is successful,
So that the house is always a full bowl,
Life is brighter and more beautiful every day!
Let the sun of the world shine brightly
May children bring them joy
So that together a young couple
Live to see the golden wedding!
Be healthy, live richly,
As much as your salary will allow you.
But know: the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
You have twice as many parents,
Love them dearly, stay longer.
Do not be afraid of booties, do not be afraid of diapers,
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
If children get bored with parents,
Throw them to the grandmothers - they will educate.
But most of all I wish, however,
So that there is no marriage from your marriage!
There lived a clear falcon. Nothing on earth attracted him, and he was no longer in the sky. But then one day he saw a beautiful dove and fell in love. And now, no matter how high he flew into the sky, he always returned to his dove. So let us drink to the clear falcon - the groom, and to the beautiful dove - the bride - and we wish that the threads of love that bound them were unbreakable. For love for life!
Gold rings are put on
There is a seal in the certificate ...
Well, young spouses,
We wish you this day?
So that the music sounded in the house,
So that it is not boring together,
Live together, I wonder
So that happiness is - the house is full!
Real life consists of many trifles, empty words, arguments, life situations. Life is a garland of colorful, light and cloudy days. And the peace and well-being of your life depends on your prudence and consent, dear newlyweds! So do not let everyday trifles spoil the main happiness and joy in your life. For your happiness, newlyweds!
We wish to live up to a hundred years,
Always have a cheerful look
To be so young
At least a little gray.
Give birth to great kids
To bring up glorious grandchildren,
And great-grandmother and great-grandfather
Be sure to become you!
Finally, the happy day has arrived.
The hall is full of guests and light!
(Groom's name) today at last
He took (name of the bride) down the aisle.
You can't find a more beautiful pair!
You only need to wish
Cherish your love
And, as if in a fairy tale, to live life.
And we only have
Raise glasses for you
And shout loudly: Bitter!
The secret of a successful marriage lies in one folk wisdom: you need to love not as much as possible, but as long as possible! That is - you drive quieter, you will continue! So let's drink to the slowness of the young!
In a day wedding celebration
Please accept our congratulations
And a tribute to the intoxicating cup of health,
And wishes of happiness to you.
May your marriage union grow stronger,
Beautiful love is a reward for the soul,
And the debt of marriage, family ties
May you always be happy.
May your life always sparkle
How radiant these days
May Hymen shine
Glancing at the joyful faces.
It's time for us to raise our glasses
For the happiness of the young! Hooray!
Today you, young people, have many relatives, both from one side and the other. But at this solemn moment I would like to address the mothers of our young. It's no secret what mom means to each of us. We turn to her in joy and in sorrow. Our pain is her pain, our joy is her joy. And how many gray hairs did your mothers have while raising such beautiful children! They say that small children are small worries, big children are big worries. Lovely and lovely mothers! Even now as your children step into independent life, your hearts are still beating anxiously. Sweet, good beautiful moms! I raise a toast to your good deeds, to your tender hearts, to the fact that you raised such wonderful children. Low bow to you!
We wish you to live in harmony for many years
And meet neither evil nor troubles,
So that children grow up as people
So that there is no war in the world.
And so that at the weddings of your grandchildren
You were dancing a waltz with each other.
I congratulate the newlyweds on the fact that from now on their union is sealed with oaths and symbolic rings. An engagement ring is not just a piece of jewelry. This is a sign for everyone else that love lives in the heart of the wearer, the same endless and revolving around one person, like a strip of metal from which a ring is made, put on a finger. And a relationship with a loved one is precious and noble, like the metal of the ring. Let's drink to the mutual strong love of the newlyweds, to its infinity!
Friends! On today's main holiday,
High and joyful feelings without concealing,
I propose a toast to your glorious union,
For your love! After all, now you are a family!
Always take care of each other
Appreciate, please, love.
Trust each other in everything
Protect from all adversity.
You have weaved destinies together,
You are now one forever.
May life shower you with happiness
All bad weather will disappear from the path.
We sincerely congratulate you,
We wish you a lasting prosperity.
And, of course, the naughty ones -
Healthy, strong kids.
Today is a special day for you.
Today you have become a family.
I wish you to be a wonderful husband
And an amazing wife.
Each other, no matter what happens,
Love to appreciate and respect.
The feeling that originated in you
Save at any cost.
After all, you are one from now on,
Let nothing separate you.
And be forever young
Let the light always burn in the hearts.
I congratulate you on the birth of your family! I wish you to live together for many years without losing your acuity and respect for each other! Be happy, enjoy every moment lived together, love and take care of each other!
Wedding day is a beautiful, important date,
And her memory will keep forever.
May your life be easy and rich,
Love is endless, strong and pure.
Keep respect for each other in your soul,
Know how to understand, keep silent and endure.
Strive to be together, miss being apart,
Don't let the fire in your heart burn out.
Of course, happiness to you, peace, prosperity,
A good son, a wonderful daughter.
May everything in the house be both smooth and glorious,
And together drive all sorrows away.
A lot of happiness, a lot of money
And, of course, love.
So that they want to old age
And, of course, they could!
So that you do not argue often,
To keep the tears from shedding.
So that there are no scandals
Find a compromise.
Let the road be smooth
Without thorns and barriers.
So that life is like sweet sugar,
So that the house is like the Garden of Eden!
Today is your family's birthday,
And above all I want to wish
Endless love, steel patience
And always adore each other in the same way.
Let your union only grow stronger over the years,
Advice and wealth will fill your home.
And remember, you build happiness yourself -
It doesn't matter what time it is outside the window.
Mutual support, beautiful children,
Romance, dry weekdays in spite of.
The nights are only hot, and the days are only clear.
Let adversity be far from you.
We congratulate you on your wedding!
We wish you mutual love,
Live long, happy always
So that trouble does not touch you!
Keep your feelings for a long time
Rejoice together with delight,
Try to live in love and affection
In a family, heavenly, wonderful fairy tale.
Do not quarrel and do not be rude to each other,
You take care of your love.
Live together for many years
Not knowing tears and bitter troubles!
There are many wishes on the wedding day:
Love, health and goodness,
So that your life path
The star of fidelity shone.
To take care of each other's hearts
In longing and joy - always.
And let no adversity
You will never be separated!
Happy birthday to the family,
Congratulations on your wedding.
So that we go through life together
I wish you with all my heart.
Help in this life
You are on the way to each other.
And always, you know that
Fortunately, it's easier to go that way.
Love tenderly, sincerely
You are always like the first time.
Walk hand in hand -
Trouble will not touch you.
I wish you that amicably
The two of you walked through life.
I sincerely congratulate you
Happy birthday to the family!
I want to congratulate you on your wedding day,
Happy birthday to your family.
After all, today you have become one,
They lit their star in the sky!
May your family become over the years
An unbreakable and strong wall
May the sun always shine above you
And adversity will pass.
And let time pass quickly
But your wall is not crumbling.
May love be bright and eternal
And let the happiness in it be in full!
Congratulating the young spouses,
I want to wish you one thing:
For a hundred years of a happy married life
Give birth to daughters and sons.
May days and nights bring joy
And let love fill the sunrises.
Loyalty never let it want
Get around your warm and cozy shelter.
The wallet is large and fuller.
Rare quarrels, happy many days.
Respect for hundreds of grandchildren and dozens of two children.
Congratulations to the newlyweds,
We wish them love and happiness,
Husband - to obey the wife
And love her alone
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Lovely, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
Always be young
Us for the golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.
Be healthy, live richly,
How much your salary will allow you.
But know, the salary is always not enough -
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
You have twice as many parents,
Love them deeper, stay longer.
Do not be afraid of pipettes, do not be afraid of diapers.
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But children get bored with parents.
Throw them to the grandmothers, they will educate.
But most of all I wish, however:
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.
We want to wish you
Smile more often
And into each other every day
Falling in love again
Always share equally
Joys, worries
And add to the best of your strength
Storks work!
We laugh and bleat with happiness,
We drink Pepsi, kvass for the holiday:
Congratulations on your anniversary
Weddings, mom and dad, you!
You are kinder, sweeter and more beautiful,
More fun, more beautiful than all.
You are our happiness in the world,
There is joy and success in life!
To be you, as in the photo in the frame,
On the way - in a hundred years - dashing:
A mischievous bride - to my mother,
Daddy - a gentle groom !!!
Whom did you leave us for?
Why did you leave us ?,
How will we explain to the girls
That you only love your wife?
What about our entertainment?
To live without them is one torment.
Is your wife
Do you need more of us?
For football or hockey
You will not drag along with her.
And he will not give a beer to drink,
And how can you live without beer?
Instead of a freaky revelry
Laundry diapers are waiting.
And jogging in the morning ...
In the children's kitchen: the mixtures are there.
I congratulate you on your Wedding Day,
And I want to give you:
CARROT - to sleep dexterously!
BOW - so that there are no partings!
KRUZHKU - to love each other!
SOAP - so that the house is clean and comfortable and cute!
Razpashenka - for the first Alenka!
RATTLE - for Andryushka,
KOSYNKI - for twins Irinka and Marinka,
SLAVOCHKI - for Slavochka,
TOYS - for Nastya,
DESERT - for twins Mishka and Grishka,
SHTANISHKI - for the fifth son,
SOCKS - for the last daughter.
They drove you down the aisle for a long time,
To formalize the marriage deed.
It happened all the same, finally,
This fact is irreparable!
Now the task is more difficult
Both relatives and friends:
Still unknown to science
So that children, grandchildren are born,
And congratulating you on your wedding,
We wish you a wedding portrait
Carry with you everywhere,
So as not to be afraid of each other,
If you happen to meet
In a newly built nest!
I want to wish you to always be together,
But never get tired of each other!
To smoothly pass the honeymoon
In the honey year, then - in the honey age!
So that you do not travel to hospitals,
And in Sochi, Bahamas, Alps, Nice!
So that there is your home for you - Good luck island,
A stronghold of love and a berth of Joy!
So that the thirst for life remains acute
And children's laughter sounded like bells!
To remain a young couple
Until your very wedding is golden!
People are getting married in Russia.
But if you don't want to, marriage
Love each other at night -
Give yourself a baby!
Let the child be yours
Strong and curdled from porridge,
Cement in a solution as weak as,
Having married, dear ones, take heart:
Now "in captivity" multiply!
As a MINIMUM it is necessary: so that the husband would be full
And I ate tobacco chickens once a week,
Or in the extreme case - stew (not "horns"!)
So that he is healthy and decently dressed,
So that there was a special lunch on Sunday
Given that the spouse is on the weekend
I should be especially proud of my wife
(This should not bother him very much
Help my wife in the kitchen that day).
How MAXIMUM is needed: to be loved
And we keep your tender love,
To live in anticipation of an eternal miracle
And thus he was insured against fornication.
So that I do not know serious disagreements with him
And sometimes she gave in to him in disputes.
Do not take him away from friends.
To alienate from them and to be jealous of them.
If you want everything to be normal between you,
Let him occasionally go to the sauna with friends
And sees in the illusion of this "freedom"
Your independence for many years
So that your boat does not crash into everyday life,
No need to hide grudges at each other,
Don't have kids too early
Don't be afraid to love without deceit,
No need to swear with your mother-in-law,
Don't be afraid to be left without money.
Although in the early years - you can't be a bore,
But often it is impossible to break dishes "for luck"!
You don't have to be timid, where you have to be brave
Do not hit with a rag where you can hit with a mop
(Husbands can endure pain and injury,
But they really do not tolerate humiliation).
So that the boat of Love does not suddenly leak,
Try to preserve mutual feelings,
It will not be replaced: no ringing noise to toasts,
No furniture, paintings, carpets or sheepskin coats.
All this is not the main thing. The main thing is to swim
And in the boat - to love, help and befriend,
And, if you have to suddenly part,
So that there is a desire to strive for each other!
Perhaps that's all. Well, what else do you need?
So that you live long, happily and amicably, -
You need - a child: one and two.
And you will be a full-fledged family!
We are gathered here today
To congratulate you, friends,
Shout loudly "Bitterly"
And celebrate, of course!
We will celebrate noisily
Fun but very smart
To keep the memory
And you can't get it in your face!
Once upon a time there was a guy who was single
Handsome, smart, young.
So that he always was like that
We will give you advice.
You must take care of your husband.
Let him lie down
To read the newspaper
Or just leafed through.
If you're grumpy
Wayward and jealous
Do not guess from what
You won't find your husband at home.
To make life seem like paradise,
You don’t find fault with your husband.
Laugh more often, smile
Never be arrogant!
And now, bride-light,
Listen to our advice.
So that your husband is faithful to you,
To live by you alone
Always be his bride
Not a grumpy wife.
Contrary to her own husband
Don't say a word
But in the hands of your beautiful
Hold on to your power.
Improve Your Arts
You are at the stove -
A voice in the stomach of emptiness
Dulls feelings in a husband.
Peace in the family is needed like air,
To have peace and harmony,
You create your own husband.
Your own home kindergarten.
So that they do not quarrel in vain,
So that things go more successfully
So that for you as a bright holiday
Joint life flowed!
Not only to continue the race,
People are getting married in Russia.
Not to give birth, I will give a lot,
We got married in our homeland! ..
But if you don't want to, marriage
To turn into a chain of fights,
Love each other at night -
Give yourself a baby!
Let the child be yours
Strong and curdled from porridge,
Cement in a solution as weak as,
Having married, dear ones, take heart:
Now multiply in captivity!
Let the husband keep his eyes on
I thought about the darling every day and hour.
For the light of your eyes so that he does not hesitate
I sent my friends, pubs and striptease to the bathhouse!
Born so that you have a minx and a prankster,
And my husband flew home from work like a holiday!
Always be bright as if from the salon,
Having opened the wallet there to see millions!
Beautiful love forever!
Relatives did not touch, so that an evil misfortune!
Let fate be successful and bright!
If you come to a wedding,
You need to look around right away
Look after the curtain
Whiter and more authentic.
If you don't find a white one,
You will have to take any
And so that she becomes white,
Look for Aunt Asya.
And when the bride and groom
Distracted for a minute
Put on the curtain
Hurry on yourself
And the mustache, covered with a fork,
Cover up quickly with gum
And shout - I am the bride!
They will give you gifts!
They drove you down the aisle for a long time,
To formalize the marriage deed.
It happened all the same, finally,
This fact is irreparable!
Now the task is more difficult
Both relatives and friends:
Still unknown to science
So that children, grandchildren are born,
When only a pager with a phone
Served as a link to two lovers!
And congratulating you on your wedding,
We wish you a wedding portrait
Carry with you everywhere,
So as not to be afraid of each other,
If you happen to meet
In a newly built nest!
If right in the middle of a wedding
Hooligans have come to you
Don't drive them out right away,
Maybe we are.
You sit us down at the table,
To those places where they ate little,
And we ourselves are the bottle
We can easily open it.
And while we are a teacher
With an uncle a policeman
Not caught, along with you
Let's be for the newlyweds
Have a salad and drink vodka!
There was a time, it was just now
It all ended with the wedding of a fairy tale,
And our (middle name),
Weddings are just beginning!
You accept, accept, (middle name) -light,
Congratulations from the people.
Well now, without a doubt
You will soon be a grandfather with many children!
And a spouse, soon a grandmother,
May God pamper you with health,
Because the kids are cute
Soon grandchildren will be granted!
May the bride be beautiful
It will be nice with the mother-in-law
And the same patient
And from that happy!
To take the mother-in-law by the way,
(Name) should be kind, son-in-law.
May they always be important
Mother-in-law's son-in-law pancakes!
Happiness, joy to everyone! Let be
Sadness will be rare in life!
May your duet be formed
(surname) multiply!
All in diapers, romper
Find happiness
May it be glorified for centuries
Glorious dynasty!
Know how to cherish love,
Doubly cherish over the years.
Love is not sighs on the bench
And not walking in the moonlight.
Everything will be: slush and powder!
After all, you have to live life together!
Love with a good song is like
And the song is not easy to put together.
Mendelssohn's marvelous march
Let it sound so sweet now!
And then - pots, minced meat,
Vegetable garden, garden with parsley,
Curlers, socks, panties,
There's a lot of rubbish under the bed
Cellulite, blues, mustache
And closed pajamas.
Be happy friends
Very gentle spouses!
You are one family now,
Take everything into your hands!
It's time to grumble and stroke
Cooking, darning and washing
Get along with other people's relatives,
And lie to close relatives,
From the first birth to wait for misfortune
And be jealous to the blue
But they say it's happiness
So be happy too!
Not on the banks of the Euphrates-Nile
(Where there is a pipe with oil),
I connected it on my native river
The two of you are magical destiny.
In the hustle and bustle of life, the gamut market
Each of you now in love,
Maybe he walked in circles
Eating kvass with a sandwich ...
But on the banks of the Pechora-Volga -
Indigarki-Kolyma-Dvina
Your kisses were in debt
The nights (even white ones!) Are long!
And now there's nowhere to go
(Guess: a miracle - not a dream ?!):
Loving two hearts begin
Beat faster in unison!
Happy wedding, young people, you!
Advice and love we will tell you today
And we will celebrate your wedding cool,
Well, toastmaster, pour some brandy,
It's not scary that our groom was,
You cherish love like a jewel
Cash in the safe so that there is a lot,
So that there are no quarrels with the scuffle,
And let no dispute arise between you,
Who takes out the trash, only decide peacefully,
Neighbors so as not to knock on the wall,
It's great to be in any question,
And the stork brings you many children!
If you really want
Strong male friendship
Right here at your wedding
Have an urgent start with your father-in-law,
Don't put it off anymore
Not a minute, not a second
Take your father-in-law by the hand
And lead the dance.
Straight from dancing with father-in-law together
We must go hunting
And from hunting to fishing,
And from fishing to striptease.
Do not forget that while doing this
I gotta smile at my father-in-law
And, talking about sex with him,
Hold the hand tightly.
The father-in-law will be stunned at first,
And then, realizing what was the matter,
Will lead you on the hunt
Fishing, striptease.
And of course he will forget
And about the mother-in-law, and about the wedding
And male friendship with you
Will definitely start!
Congratulations to the newlyweds,
We wish them love and happiness,
Husband - to obey the wife
And love her alone.
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Lovely, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
Always be young
But for a golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.
Be you an affectionate wife
Faithful, loving, not evil.
Don't forget to feed your husband
And please in bed!
Husband! Bring the salary to the house
Be you an affectionate cat
Give your wife gifts
Protect from your mother-in-law!
On this day, a young young woman pinches her ass,
So that it’s sooner by night - dreaming about it,
Every moment the guests shout "Bitter!"
And they are cleverly accepted to steal the bride,
Young, you live without worries,
Let your love grow stronger every day
May the family's boat not destroy your life,
And we wish you to be rich like Rockefeller!
We eat beer with cancer
Vodka - a spicy cucumber,
So that your marriage is not a "marriage",
To - life was a crown:
The bride is under the crown now
And at her feet is the groom ...
Let's drink to have a place
Make kids with them!
So that the children have a dream
Where. And - their sleep was deep!
In the night, sweet for spouses,
Only the groan of love was heard!
They drove you down the aisle for a long time,
To formalize the marriage deed.
It happened all the same, finally,
This fact is irreparable!
Now the task is more difficult
Both relatives and friends:
Still unknown to science
So that children, grandchildren are born,
When only a pager with a phone
Served as a link to two lovers!
And congratulating you on your wedding,
We wish you a wedding portrait
Carry with you everywhere,
So as not to be afraid of each other,
If you happen to meet
In a newly built nest!
If you come to a wedding,
You need to look around right away
Look after the curtain
Whiter and more authentic.
If you don't find a white one,
You will have to take any
And so that she becomes white,
Look for Aunt Asya.
And when the bride and groom
Distracted for a minute
Put on the curtain
Hurry on yourself
And the mustache, covered with a fork,
Cover up quickly with gum
And shout - I am the bride!
They will give you gifts!
What is really needed for happiness,
We more or less seem to know -
The job is decent, the salary is excellent,
So that after taxes it remains decently!
To have a villa or just a summer house,
So that there are stash in euros and dollars!
To the groom - Toyota, to the bride - Nissan,
And to have a sofa in the salon made of leather!
Cozy home, warmth and care,
So that the laughter in this house sounded carefree!
So that a vacation at sea, in a foreign country
Nights - romantic, hot and tender!
Coffee in bed, flowers every day.
Well, three sons, and a little daughter!
So that there are anniversaries - God knows how many,
Well, we want to finish with the word Bitter! rating: 58
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On the wedding day I wish you happiness
So that the apartment is big,
And a noisy swarm of kids
Always disturbed the peace!
And I wish all the time
Excessive fun!
You have a long way to go
Right before the wedding is golden!
And remember the motto:
In any dispute - a compromise! 51
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We wish you only walk together -
Love cannot be shared
Let life be a happy song
That is destined to live together.
Let the sun shine in bad weather,
Giving you joy and peace,
Let only happiness surround
Love to you is simply unearthly! -16
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- Congratulations on the wedding - original and funny
That's all - looped!
It's too late to lament
It used to be a trawl-wali,
And now - seriously!
Laughter and tears in half
Lodge, kisses and lunch
And such, say, prose,
How - what to divide the budget into.
Be happy guys!
What else can I tell you here?
For a silver wedding
Don't forget to call us! 49
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They say that marriage always finds a person unprepared. But even the first time jumping with a parachute, a person is also frightened at first - and it's okay. And then you might like it, if, of course, the parachute opens on time ... So I wish you to get the most out of your jump into your future life. The main thing is, since you are jumping together, then hold hands - they say that you feel more confident. And don't worry! If something is wrong, then it means it should be. And if everything is successful, then your fate is happy and everything is just fine with you. So for you, dear newlyweds, for your choice, and for your family happiness!
More congratulations in prose → -28
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We want the music to sound
So that it is not boring together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We will bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot,
But we repeat again and again
The most important thing, of course -
Advice to you, happiness and love! 55
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Happy wedding day, we sincerely congratulate you,
We wish more beautiful children
To shout loudly!
We wish you some money - not a lot, not a little,
So that it rustles comfortably in your pocket,
To have enough for bread and butter,
Isn't that what happiness lies in ?!
May everything be just fine with you,
Unexpectedly, pleasantly and unusual,
Wonderful, cool and just cool.
Isn't that what happiness lies in? 53
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We wish you everything that the years have given us!
Do not change so that gold for copper,
So a million - for petty expenses
And a billion - for other things!
An apartment so that - paint and more,
And the table is great for dear guests!
And, most importantly, under its own roof
Have happy joyful children! 44
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What to wish at the wedding?
I don’t know how to start.
Many blessings and health to you,
So that you always live with love,
More beautiful children for you,
In mom - slender, in dad - strong.
Don't forget about your friends
Invite them more often.
Let there be less troubles
Your lunch is always delicious.
Read smart books,
Do everything around the house.
Joy and happiness to you!
May there be a place for miracles in life! 90
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Wedding is not easy
A wedding is a young affair.
Kohl decided to live together,
So so be it!
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
Let there be kids
House, car, dacha,
Love, loyalty and luck.
So that life does not separate
To get married tightly.
So that happiness is only
For this, let's say - Bitter! 41
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Ready for a young wife
My parting word.
You are the spouse of your own
Love and respect
Wake up to work -
Meet me from work.
To lay on the sofa
Don't let him
And for gifts
Always send.
And if he forgot
Buy something,
Then take your time
Scold him right there.
Times maybe twenty
Repeat to him
Affectionately, tenderly -
But don't measles.
And we say
Again and again:
Remember man
You can't humiliate!
Before the word
Tell your spouse
Think three times! -
Why risk it?
Try to taste better
Spouse to feed,
And it will be for it
He loves you.
Be beautiful
Less tears, more laughter!
Here are the main secrets of success!
Well, for the guests
It's time to raise a glass
"Bitter" drink
And dance! 74
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If life is a river
So the boat in it is a family.
We will only partake the wedding -
The boat will move off the dock.
Let the river be long
Well, swimming is happy.
And I also wish
The boat so as not to rock
No storm and no wind.
You take care of each other,
Live happily in marriage! 56
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I thought for a long time what kind of love can be, and that's what I decided.
There is student love - when there is someone to love, there is something to love, but nowhere to do it.
There is unhappy love: when there is where to love, there is someone with whom, but there is nothing to do it with.
There is lonely love: when there is where to love, there is something, but alas ... not with anyone.
There is philosophical love: when there is someone to love, there is where to do it, there is something, but - why?
So I would like to wish the young the happy love that they deserve, when there is someone with whom, where, there is something, and unnecessary questions never enter their heads! 4
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One princess could not get married for a very long time, for the reason that she set one condition for all applicants that once a year she would leave home for three days, without explaining where and why. There were many who wanted to, but upon hearing the condition, they all refused. As time went on, finally a groom was found who agreed to this condition. A year passed, the second, on the third he could not stand it and decided to follow where she was going. Early in the morning, his wife got up and went into the forest, hit the ground, turned into a snake, wrapped herself around a tree and began to hiss. So let's drink to those wives who hiss once a year, and even then not at home! 51
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We wish you a variety of benefits!
Live long only like this -
Not knowing quarrels, quarrels, troubles,
In love and happiness for many years.
So that from a relationship never
Beauty would not go away.
Still left to wish
To bring up good children -
Friendly girls and guys -
Well, in a word, a whole kindergarten! 63
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You look at me with tenderness.
Sparks of excitement flicker.
Hands with my beauty, I am
Raise the hem slowly.
Bare the honey garter,
She froze in anxious expectation.
Embarrassedly suggesting to remove it,
I caught every moment.
The delicate silk of your luxurious feet
I caressed, not hiding emotions.
I could enjoy them for a long time,
Tearing off that garter with trepidation.
And then we turned off the lights.
The moon seemed bright then.
You whispered "yes" softly back.
Your chest was freed from the dress.
Lips dropped into the cleavage.
They barely touched your apples.
Having made a "pirouette" and "fouette",
They returned to your sugar lips.
Lit up with a candle flame.
My lips burned with passion.
The stars in the night admired.
The dress slipped down like white wax.
Exposing the back and stomach.
Freeing the hips from the shackles.
Paradise view of fabulous beauty,
Girlish baring delights.
You slipped into a warm bed.
Hiding beauty under the blankets
Stringov - lace watercolor,
As if she was defiantly challenging me.
In anticipation of the closeness of the eye,
They shone with happiness and desire.
Hurricanes of passion and thunderstorm
They then languished uncontrollably in them.
She begged me to come up with a look.
Throw the blanket aside.
Enter your lock with the key.
Captured by stormy desires to throw you.
You were shaking with languor.
You pulled the covers off yourself.
It all shocked so much.
You lost your head from love.
Your breasts filled with passion.
I was breathing heavily with excitement.
The cheeks all blushed.
Slowly you spread your legs.
How long have I waited for this.
I couldn't believe my luck.
I was wildly languishing with desire.
The hurricane could not temper the passion.
From above sank down on you.
You were thrilled by the touch.
Ardently begged to take herself.
She wanted to feel me inside.
You pressed your chest against me.
You drove the house with your hips.
I "love" whispered, as in a dream.
Finally, you felt "him".
A stalk was pressed against the rose.
Lightly opening petals.
He entered into the depths of the moth with a key.
Opening the door in pleasure ...
(Part 1) First kiss! -
(Part 2) Will you marry me ??? -
(Part 3) You are the most beautiful bride -
(Part 4) Our wedding night -
(Part 5) Our wedding night is not enough -
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