A man with a dog walked through the desert. Walked for a long time, tired, his
I was tormented by thirst, and the dog was tired too. Suddenly he saw
there are beautiful gates, and behind them music plays, flowers,
fountains are splashing.
- And what is this place? the traveler asked the gatekeeper
- It is a paradise. Come here and you can relax.
- Can I take the dog with me?
- No dogs are not included here - answered the gatekeeper
Then the traveler went on. And now on the way he sees again
Gates.
“You don’t have water, am I thirsty?” - asked the traveler
gatekeeper
- Come in. we have a well
- Can I go with the dog?
- Come with the dog
- What place is it?
- It is a paradise
- But how can it be. The gatekeeper not far from here told me
that heaven is there.
- He deceived you, there is hell. Only those who reach paradise
does not leave his friends.
Let's drink to real friends who do not throw in
difficult moment.

Toast to the best friend

Listen to this parable:
“The Master and his disciples lived in the same city. One of the students decided to check the Master, whether he knows everything in this world, whether he is always right. He caught the butterfly and hid it between his palms. He approached the Master and asked: "Is the butterfly in my hands alive or dead?" He thought that the Master would not be able to answer correctly, since the butterfly could be released or crushed at any moment. But the Master just smiled and said: "Everything is in your hands."
I want to drink to friendship and to the very best friend you can rely on in any situation. Remember that everything is in our hands, it is in our power to achieve and get what we want.

Toast to the best friend

Friendship is one of those qualities that makes a person human and distinguishes us from animals! And I am grateful to fate that she gave me such an amazing friend like you, and that is why I want to drink to you, so that everything is fine with you, and for our friendship, so that it only grows stronger over the years!

Toast for a friend

As sung in a children's song. "If you hit the road with a friend, the road is more fun. Without friends, I am a little bit, but with friends - a lot."
And even though we didn't drink as a child, we already knew a great toast.
For you (Name), buddy!

Toast to a friend for his birthday

As Chekhov said: "If a person does not smoke or drink, then inevitably you will wonder if he is a bastard." But since we are now raising a toast to your birthday, then there are no bastards at the table! And this is another good toast, but this will be our next one.

A toast to a friend

I wish you foamy beer
Excellent health
Good luck on the personal front
Be in a great mood
Well, I also wish
So that you get together
The whole company is yours

Toast to a friend

I want us all to raise our glasses
We drink today to our best friend,
He is worthy of praise, respect completely:
I did not betray, and I did not lie, and I did not betray.
He will give back the shirt from the sore shoulder,
He will understand, even if he was wrong.
And I really can't lose him,
He is like a brother to me, I became related with him.

Toast to a friend

Recently I heard a very interesting phrase: “Never say“ just friends ”. Friends are not easy at all ... ”. Let's drink to us - to friends, so that our friendship only grows stronger over the years. What about quarrels and difficulties? Where without them. They only strengthen relationships and make them more sincere.

A toast to a friend

Two friends meet. One says:
- Lend me a thousand.
- I can only give five hundred. No more. The other five hundred
I will have to.
Let's drink to real friends and so that we have such
there was more.

Congratulations friend toast

I want to tell the following story:
“One day two friends are walking down the street. Then one fearfully grabs the other and says: "Let's get out of here quickly, and my wife is talking to my mistress next to that store." His friend looked at the two women and said: "Calm down, this is my wife talking to my mistress."
With this funny story, I want to wish you true friends and faithful girlfriends, without whom life is boring and uninteresting. Let's drink to friendship!

Toast for a friend

We have been friends with you for many years
And there is no better friend in the world!
You are a cool friend to the envy of everyone
We have solved a lot of problems!
Congratulate, friend, I'm glad you
And I drink vodka to the bottom!

Toast to a faithful friend

Once upon a time there was a hunting dog.
In the slush and in the cold and even in the frost
He went to work with the owner,
The light almost rose, despite the yawning.
Its owner was a gray-haired man,
Decent, respectable, that's just blind.
And the dog is not its first decade
He gave his word to serve him and carried his vow.
I met, saw off, in what he could, helped,
I never barked or grumbled
Although often the owner walked blindly
On the sick paw, the dog did not squeal.
He ate whatever he got, he didn't drink nectar,
He just loved the owner very much.
So let's drink to the fact that in your life
There was a loyal one of the most faithful friends,
So that he goes through life with you everywhere,
At the wedding, I walked and took the coast from colds,
I would be proud of friendship and tenderly keep
He protected you from troubles and hardships !!!

A toast to a friend

Are we familiar
So many long years ...
Better than you friend
In the whole world, no !!!
How much was drunk
Sweet wine! ..
For you, buddy,
I drink everything to the bottom !!!
So that our friendship
Strengthened every day
To meet more often
At such a table!

Birthday toast to a friend

As you know, women fade without male attention, and men without female attention become stupid.
Buddy, let's drink to you never get stupid!

Friend's birthday toast

Today is Druzhban's Day
The whole crowd came to congratulate
We are not some punks
We brought congratulations with us
So let's drink to you friend
So that you are cheerful and cheerful
And so that 100 grams drunk
They did not give extra pounds.

Cool friend join in - have a toast

I really want someone to tell you every day:
You are so cool friend, stay the same always. The same smart, quick-witted, real. In a word, a man.
I really want to be told, thank you for being a brother ... you really mean a lot to us.
And I really want to wake up in the morning, and my friends are having breakfast in the kitchen. We prepared everything ourselves. The traces of yesterday's spree were removed.
You tell them, great guys. And they are "Cool friend, join us." And you know that they feel right at home ... which is great.
Let's drink to friends!

Toast to a friend

One day, two little boys were smoking cigarettes in garages. One boy was caught by his father and threw him a belt. The second boy also quit smoking.
But not because he was afraid of the belt, but because of solidarity with a friend. So let's drink to male solidarity, to the faithful shoulder of a friend.

Toast for a friend

We have passed many roads together,
They shouted many songs with you
Survived triumphs and pits of anxiety
We learned many secrets about each other.
And no one like you could explain
What happens to me sometimes.
We will hardly be able to live without each other,
Though life sometimes breeds us.
But today we are together and stacks in our hands,
What will prevent us from drinking now?
Fate gave us the happiest chance
To drink to the friendship between us.

Youth toast to a friend for denyukh

Friend, on my birthday I brought
Here's a cool toast:
Be rich like billie gates
But don't forget your friends
Be happy like Arshavin
Scoring the best goal
Be with us more often!
For you and for football!

Friend's birthday toast

Gentlemen, today is an important day, today is the birthday of our friend, and that is why we are all gathered at this table! And since we are all here, I want to say a toast and wish our dear birthday man good luck in all his endeavors, great and pure love, and, of course, good health and material well-being!

Friend's birthday toast

The scientist claims that a person's brain is completely formed by his birthday.
So let's raise our glasses to you and your newly formed brain!

Toast to a faithful friend

Friend is one of the most important words in a person's life, it is akin to the words love, parents, homeland. And I want to raise a glass to propose a toast to my wonderful and faithful friend, who helped me out in difficult situations more than once, like I did him, no matter what it cost us!

Toast to tolerance of other nations

Storks fly to Africa in winter,
Negroes also want to have children
Only to our July city
Jean came from Zimbabwe for a couple of weeks.
He came and went, waved goodbye,
Anya stayed here.
Here is an empty platform, a railway station ...
But soon the meeting had an effect.
Time is up, time has come.
So I decided, gave birth,
But the neighbors are like magpies
We wentssip for the eyes.
Black boy as picture
Beady eyes are burning
And for Ani, he is just a son,
Let everyone say what.
Someone loves white, someone with a bitterness,
I love milk chocolate
If nature intended it this way,
We will bring up even little indians!
For interethnic tolerance,
Its fruits are bloody colored!
Although he is a Tajik and repairs apartments,
Even though he's a Sydney who jumped off the crest of a wave!

Toast to a friend's birthday

We will return home, but not from the hunt,
But you don't have to buy meat for a whole month-
Drank the whole pay on my birthday
But it was so much fun for us to celebrate.
here someone is counting a trifle,
The soul longs for the continuation of the banquet,
The little wife will swear, the daughter will look strictly,
But how can you not drink for such a person ?!
Piled up on a bottle, the evening goes on
The toast says, the hand reaches out to the pile-
So the peasants celebrate the real holiday.
Congratulations, one hundred percent of the language is not braided,
Friend, we will not take off, so we will crawl
Until the caramel snack ends
With you we will not be lost anywhere,
Happy birthday again!

The years go by, so time rushes by.
More recently, they went to school to study.

We consider the photo from the prom,
Such young faces! But now the time has come

When we raise children, we teach fairy tales with them.
Again - Ivan Tsarevich walked through the dense forest,

Again tasks - two pipes, a pool of water,
And you think there is something in the bathtub with a pipe.

Come on, my friend, see you more often.
Do not forget to call and visit more often, dear!

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The man caught a goldfish.
The fish asks
- Let me go, I will fulfill 3 wishes.
The man answered well:
1. I want to live as long as there are leaves on trees ... (lived)
2. I want to live as long as there is sand in the sea (lived)
3. I want to live a long time ????? How many friends do I have (Two meters passed and died)
So let's drink to the fact that we would have as many friends - how much sand in the sea and leaves on trees.

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Once the king called the jester and asked: - Why do you always laugh? But the jester laughed loudly instead of answering. The king, in anger, ordered that his father and mother be brought and beaten. And when the servants obeyed the order, and the king repeated his question, he saw that the jester continued to laugh. Then the king ordered to bring and beat his sisters and brothers. But the jester was still laughing. The king, not remembering himself from rage, ordered to find and bring all his friends. But when the servants began to beat them, the jester fell to his knees and sobbed loudly. The king asked in surprise: - Why, when they tortured people close to you - mother, father, brothers and sisters - did you laugh. and when they tormented strangers to you, did you cry? The jester got up and proudly answered: - God gave me mother, father, brothers and sisters, and I chose my friends myself! So let's drink to those friends whom we choose ourselves!

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Leo Tolstoy remarked: "A cowardly friend is more terrible than an enemy, for you fear the enemy, but you hope for a friend."
So let's drink to the fact that cowards were only among our enemies!

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For friendship

My friend! A long time ago we met you in the first grade.
We studied together, went to school and home one way.

The echo of our voices still hangs over the school stadium,
When football was played, and the ball flew, and shouts - over their heads.

Let's not get lost with you, we are in the turmoil of years and days.
I raise a toast to our friendship! Pour even more for the guests!

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A pack of wolves lived in the jungle. The leader was very old. And when the pack had to go hunting, the leader said that he was not able to lead the pack. A young, strong wolf came out of the pack, went up to the leader and asked him to allow him to lead the pack. The old wolf agreed, and the pack went in search of food.
A day later, the flock came from hunting with prey. The young wolf told the leader that they attacked seven hunters and easily lifted them up.
The time has come for the pack to go hunting again, and a young wolf led her. The flock was gone for a long time. And then the old wolf saw a young wolf covered in blood. He told the leader that the flock attacked three people, and only he was left alive. The old wolf asked in surprise:
- But in the first hunt, seven armed hunters were lifted up, and they all returned safe and with their prey?
To this the young wolf replied:
- Then there were just seven hunters, and this time there were three best friends.
So let's drink to friendship.

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What could be warmer and more pleasant than sitting with friends with or without it. Any holiday in the circle of close friends is especially fun, because like-minded people gather who are funny and interested in the same thing.

And common holidays with friends is a great opportunity to say warm words to loyal friends and express gratitude for their support and participation. Sometimes we do not do this simply because we are embarrassed or cannot find the right words. then say the cherished words.

We offer a selection containing Caucasian toasts, parables and table jokes for a friendly feast.

1. Drinking joke about two Georgians.

The two Georgians have been friends for a long time. And here one calls the other to attend a singing circle with him:

Listen, where is that Georgian who does not know how to sing? - says the first.

Yes, singing is good, but what a barbecue I can cook!

Well, here you can prepare a shashlik for us in the singing circle!

How is it: in the singing circle - barbecue?

And what? We play dominoes there, and read newspapers aloud, and watch football!

When do you sing? - his friend is surprised.

At home, dear, at home!

So let's raise our glasses to our friends, from communication with whom our soul sings!

2. Caucasian toast "For the talent to be a friend"

Nobody knows where talent comes from in a person. It is unclear whether God or the devil endows it. Perhaps the earth and the sky endow a person with talent? It is incomprehensible how talent exists in us: does it live in the heart, is it spilled in blood? We do not know whether talent lives in each of us from birth, or does a person find it later, making his difficult path on earth? What feelings nourish him more strongly: love or hate, evil or kindness, need or luxury? Or maybe he needs everything at once: both that, and another, and the third? What grows talent? What develops it? Is it passed on from father to son, or does everyone gain their own, experiencing sorrows and joys, seeing what he saw, heard, experienced, learned, read?

Talent is something mysterious that will not be revealed to people even when they learn everything about the Earth and the stars, about their past and future, when all the rivers flow backward and the Sun goes out, when water and fire become friends. Even then, no one will fully discover what talent is, how it gets it, where it is placed and why one person has one and the other has another talent.

Each of us is talented in his own way, because similar talents are not the same! Talent, reviving in a person, is not interested in either the greatness of the state in which a person lives, or the size of his salary. The appearance of talent is always akin to a miracle, and therefore a talented person so brightly illuminates everything and everyone who gets the happiness of meeting on his way.

Therefore, I want to drink to my friends, each of whom has a unique talent for being a friend!

(such Caucasian toast for a friendly feast can be combined with the original congratulation "Bucket of talents" - see)

3. Caucasian toast "For friends who will not let howl of boredom."

Somewhere far away, in warm lands, there lived one beautiful animal. It loved itself very much for its long slender horns, iridescent plumage, large blue eyes and graceful wings. This animal ate only exquisite food and drank only spring water, but every evening it climbed high into the mountains and howled very sadly at the moon. Biological scientists became very interested in the strange behavior of this selfish animal and found that he simply did not have friends! Let's raise our glasses to people who will not let us howl of boredom! For friends!

4. Parable about friendship "Bonfire of a faithful friend".

The Khunzakh Khan had invented such a torture: the guilty one was led to the highest mountain, which was blown by seven winds, even in the heat of the day it remained covered with snow. There the executioners stripped the victim naked and left until dawn. If the unfortunate man survived after such a test, then the khan forgave him. But there were, oh, how few!

And two friends lived in the possessions of the Khunzakh Khan. Everyone was amazed at their loyalty, which only grew stronger over time. Once one of them was guilty before the khan, and now the unfortunate man was taken to this terrible mountain to be tortured.

Hold on! - shouted a friend. - I'll be on the opposite mountain all night! And so that you can see me, I will burn a fire!

So the whole night the unfortunate man endured the chilling winds and suffered from the burning snow under his feet. But all night, somewhere out there, in the distance, he saw the flame of a fire. And hope kept him warm. It even seemed to him that his faithful friend was singing to him the songs that they both sang, sitting by the hot hearth, drinking new wine. So the night passed, and the punished one withstood it!

I raise my glass to friendship! May her fire never go out!

5. Toast to friends.

One old Georgian had five friends: one was honest, the second was smart, the third was kind, the fourth was fair and the fifth was generous. When a Georgian was told how kind, fair or smart he was, he always answered: “I have five friends:“ one is honest, the second is smart, the third is kind, the fourth is fair and the fifth is generous. They taught me to be like that - they encourage my best qualities to manifest! "

I join the judgments of this wise old Georgian and ask you to raise a glass to my friends!

6. Toast "Listen to the word" friends ".

Once there was a knock on the door of a lonely old man.

Who's there?

Love! - answered from behind the door.

"Why do I need love for old age?" - thought the old man and, unfortunately, did not open it. But there was another knock on the door.

It's me, Health!

"I don't need health either, anyway nobody in the world needs me!" - the old man reasoned sadly and did not open it either. The third time Wealth knocked, but the old man was not greedy and reasoned like this: what I have is enough for me. In general, I did not open it. And there was another knock on the door.

Well, who else ?!

It's me, Friendship!

The old man rushed to open the door with all his might, and when Friendship entered his house, Love, Health and even Wealth settled here with her! Let's drink to Friendship!

11. Toast "True friends are a saving fire ..."

In the spicy scent of a summer evening, we feel peace and tranquility; looking at the starry sky, we are amazed at the mystery and wisdom of being; contemplating the flowing river, we feel our frailty; basking by the fire in the darkness of the night, we comprehend the value of friendship and the need for friends. Let's drink to this simple but profound truth that true friends are the saving fire in the twilight of universal existence!

12. Toast "To the best friend"

My guests! I ask you to drink to my very good friend / girlfriend, whom I often remember. I remember him every day, even on weekends! I remember him at work and on vacation, when I water cucumbers in the country and walk in the rain. I think about him when I bring up my children, and I mention his name in conversations with my loved one. I remembered him at this festive table, because he is my best friend! NN, I drink to you!

13. Toast "To general longevity"

Do you know about the latest research from doctors? It turns out that the time spent with friends at a common table does not count towards age! Let's drink to our general longevity, my friends!

14. A table joke for a friendly feast.

One Georgian wife sent a telegram from the resort, in which there was only one word: "BEER". The Georgian rushed to his friend Vano to decipher the message. Vano deciphered: “Sorry, I changed. I'll be back - I'll explain. "

The heartbroken Georgian went home. Then he met his second friend Vakhtang, and he showed him the ill-fated telegram. Vakhtang deciphered it as follows: “I tried to change. They all refused. " I suggest you drink to your smart and intelligent friends!

15. Toast about the way home.

In the old days, two people lived in one aul. One was very economic and kept cleaning his yard: now from the snow, now from the leaves, which constantly brought the road to his house. And the second had many friends, and they renewed the path to his house every day. So he didn't have to clean up anything. So let's raise our glasses to our friends, thanks to whom the road to our homes will not overgrow and will not be brought in!

A good short toast said in time can quickly congratulate the hero of the day, cheer up the company and encourage them to raise their glasses. At the same time, the guests do not get bored listening to a long monologue. We present to your attention a collection of laconic toasts for all occasions. Memorize at least a few of them and you will be in the spotlight all evening.

Funny and funny short toasts

First toast: Goodbye! We will not see you sober today!

My friends, you can't drink individually, let's get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team!

Let's have a toast so that we have as much grief as there are drops in our glasses.

Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

Let there be people in your life that you want to drink for, and not those for whom you want to get drunk!

Drunkenness - fight! So let's drink before the fight!

Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!

Let's drink to our luck, even though sometimes let the bird of happiness beat in our snares!

Happiness! Goodness and green dough!

Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion how you want to drink!

Better late than not to the bottom!

The arms and legs began to chill - isn't it time for us to mess around ?!

They say that youth is a flaw that passes. I want time to pass, but the lack remains. Let's drink to all men with such a flaw!

So that your desires go crazy with your capabilities!

Let's drink to friendship, because it is she who multiplies joys and shares sorrow!

Since there is no more reason to drink, then let's drink to the "posting"! So, we drink and think about vodka!

Be healthy for a hundred centuries!

To eat and drink, to want and be able, so that everywhere and everywhere there was someone with someone and where!

With the onset of alcoholic intoxication, comrades!

The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a grain, a feeling ... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship at this evening.

I suggest you drink to your understanding! Without him, everything in our life would not be so peaceful and harmonious.

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to honest and humble people! Moreover, there are so few of us left ...

Fir-trees, dense forest,
Will be fined for idle time!
Let's drink, brothers, for men
We are for no apparent reason!

With good company, as they say, it's a sin not to drink. So let us not sin, but raise our glasses and drink. Startled!

Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses. For the unity of opposites!

I want to drink for not seeing evil, not hearing evil, not remembering evil and not doing evil!

Let's drink to our friends going to banquets and our enemies on crutches!

Let everything always pass by
In addition to health, money and sex!

I drink a glass for my family!

Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance, and the beds - from love!

Even Aristotle said that two friends have one soul for two. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!

God gave a day to drink, but nobody knows what day it is. So let's drink it every day so as not to miss it!

So that there are no tears and deceit in the eyes of our loved ones!

Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies ?!

Fighting the green serpent,
In our hearts, we all swear at him,
But we always know how to pay off the debt:
Once we need a drink, we drink!

With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a loved one changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!

Who is a friend to everyone, I do not consider that a friend. So let's drink to a narrow circle of friends!

The composition of wishes is always the same:
More health and banknotes!

Drink as we do, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!

Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: success in business and happiness in personal life!

Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!

They say that a person who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!

Let's drink to the fact that we would go, we were attacked by money and we could not fight it off!

Men's short toast

There is no Monday that does not give way to Tuesday. There is no place that one gentleman does not give up to another. For gentlemen!

Let's make an "overturn" for the health of our wives!

How many single men dream of good wives! By the way, married men - too ... So let our dreams come true!

Let's drink to wives and mistresses, so that they never meet!

The smiles of women hurt, beckon, burn, and the wounded men drink for women!

A good wife is a life saver. So let's drink to this!

Let's drink to the women who make our hearts beat faster!

If your memory fails you, be glad that it is not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!

A loser clings to love like a drowning man at a straw. A true gentleman always has a lifeline of women's hearts at hand. For true gentlemen, that is, for us!

Let's drink to the intoxication of beautiful women, wine and songs!

Women's short toast

Let's drink to us beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are getting drunk!

A loved one needs to be cared for and cherished: from this, his withers and cherries grow!

If a man does not succumb to the seduction of women, he is just a blockhead. And it is good only to heat the stove with them. We're going to drink now to real men!

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So let's rather drink to men, so as not to torment their stomachs!

Let's drink to have flour in your home, not flour. So that you have a mink on your shoulders, and not a mink from a mole in the country. For flour and mink !!! For wealth in your home!

For us, beautiful! For them, the rich!

For us, beautiful! For you gullible ...

Let's raise our glasses to the Komsomol - to All Affectionate, Sociable, Brave Men!

Let's take a dose for men who are a little more handsome than a monkey, but with such an appearance they have the temperament of a lion!

The parents had an only son. He lived merrily He grew up happily, he ate sweetly and slept. He had friends, as he called them. And then one day he met a beautiful girl, the one whom they have been looking for all their life - the one and only.
In the pre-wedding chores, the father approached his son and said:
- Come on, son, I'll call your friends.
And the son agreed.
The solemn day of the wedding has come. All relatives were present, but there were no friends of the son. Not understanding anything, he went up to his father. His father answered his question:
“I called all your friends, but instead of an invitation to the wedding, I sent a request for help to you. And you see what came of it.
So let's drink to those friends who will always come to the rescue and never leave you in trouble!

Two friends are walking down the street. Suddenly one grabs the other's hand:
- Quickly leave!
- What's happened?
- On the other side is my wife talking to my mistress.
A friend looked and said:
- Calm down, this is my wife talking to my mistress.
So let's drink to real girlfriends and true friends!

One rich man had two sons. For a long time he thought, to whom of them to leave all their property. He called them once, gave each of them the same amount of money and said: “Here's a little capital for you, my children, dispose of it so that in a year the amount will double. Whoever can cope, I will bequeath everything to him. " On this the brothers parted.
Exactly one year later they returned to their father. The first son spent everything and did not achieve anything, the second said: “Not only did I not lose anything of your money, but I tripled it. I don’t need the whole inheritance, because I’ll earn a lot of money myself. ” The father was surprised and asked how he did it. The son replied that in every city where he traveled, he had a shelter and a table, a wise advisor and assistant, in every city he had a person with whom he could share sorrow and joy, and, finally, a person who could always notify him of the danger. In this way, he achieved success very quickly. Father thought for a long time about his words, but he could not understand why he had so many people. And the son replied: "It's just that in every city I visited, I had a good friend who could give me shelter and feed, help me with advice, comfort me in grief and warn me about danger."
So let's drink to real friends, without whom it would be very difficult for everyone in life!

One smart man once expressed a thought that they still know: tell me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are! And I want to drink wine for the fact that I am, it turns out, an excellent person! For me! And for you - my friends!

Now I remembered the quatrain of Omar Khayyam:
O idol! I have not met the likes of you,
Before meeting you, I grieved and missed you!
Give me a full glass and drink with me
Until the potter made a glass of us!
Let me propose a toast to the nicest companions I have met at this table!

A guy walked across the world. And many wonderful and unseen things he met on the way. One day he went to a deserted land. Only sand surrounded the traveler from all sides. And the guy noticed a lonely high rock. He approached the rock and saw that a strange bird lived on that rock, which climbed high, high up the mountain and then jumped with its bare bottom on the hot sand. The guy was surprised and asks the bird:
- Tell me, bird, why do you climb high, high up the mountain, and then jump with your bare bottom on the hot sand?
“That's why I climb high, high up the mountain, and then jump with my bare bottom on the hot sand,” the bird replied to the guy, “because I have no friend. So let's drink, friends, so that we never have to climb high, high in the mountains and jump from there with our bare backs to the hot sand!

In ancient Rome, there was such an urban deity - Ai Loccius. According to legend, one night, a year before the Gauls invaded Rome, a mysterious voice warned the Romans about the approach of enemies. It was the voice of Ai Location, but no one paid any attention to it. After the Gauls left, when the townspeople were restoring the shrines destroyed by the barbarians, they remembered the mysterious deity who warned of danger, and in order to atone for their neglect of him, they erected a sanctuary for him. So let's drink to the fact that we always heed the advice of our friends, warning of danger, on time!

An old tree burns better, an old horse is safer to ride, old books are instructive to read, old wine is more pleasant to drink, old friends are the most relying on.

The grower gave the gardener two roosters and says:
- You will breed chickens.
The gardener was delighted, but early. Roosters now and then fought with each other and walked bloody.
The gardener told the winegrower about this, and he advised:
- Catch the roosters and pluck them.
- They won't die? the gardener inquired.
- Do not worry.
The gardener nibbled the roosters and let them go. The roosters felt cold, they clung to each other to keep warm, and made peace.
Let us drink, friends, for our hearts to always warm each other.

If a person drinks alone, then he feels bad. If he drinks with friends, then he feels good.
For friends with whom it is pleasant to drink!

A turtle floats on the river, a snake sits on its back.
The snake thinks: “If I bite it, it will drop it! "
The turtle thinks: “If I throw it off, it will bite! "
So let's drink to the faithful female friendship that helps to overcome all obstacles!

The globe is divided into parallels and meridians. Let's drink to the fact that in whatever coordinates we are, we would never forget about our friends. Because there are no distances for real friends.

Once the king called the jester and asked:
- Why are you always laughing? But the jester laughed out loud instead of answering. The king, in anger, ordered that his father and mother be brought and beaten. And when the servants obeyed the order, and the king repeated his question, he saw that the jester continued to laugh. Then the king ordered to bring and beat his sisters and brothers. But the jester still laughed. The king, not remembering himself from rage, ordered to find and bring all his friends. But when the servants began to beat them, the jester fell to his knees and sobbed loudly. The king asked in surprise:
- Why, when they tortured people close to you - mother, father, brothers and sisters - you laughed, and when they tormented strangers to you, did you cry? The jester got up and proudly answered:
“God gave me my mother, father, brothers and sisters, and I chose my friends myself! So let's drink to those friends whom we choose ourselves!

If suddenly on the way, luck touches us, or suddenly, God forbid trouble. We rush to our friends, like the rays of the sun, they always help us. We pour out our soul, we can be ourselves. You don't need to wear a mask here. After all, they love everyone for being such, ready to accept themselves. I raise a glass of aromatic wine, so that all meetings with friends are sweet and pleasant. For friends, the most faithful people on earth, I drink, standing today as if in a dream.

Dear friends! Let's raise our glasses to our meeting today after so many years, for our student years, for our successes and achievements. I am very glad to see you healthy and cheerful, full of perspectives and I drink for all our generation, for its happiness, hope and inspiration!

In the first part of the toast, I will explain what I like about N. Any value judgment involves the selection of a set of assessment criteria and combining them in a general judgment. If we take spirituality, cheerfulness, energy, obsession as criteria, in other words, everything from which the wine of life is in full swing, then all this is in bulk in N., and I bow to him. In the second part of the toast, I express my feelings in a poetic form. N. - lovely flower, dear; a glass of sparkling champagne, a local vortex of vitality and an unusual aspect of beauty. For the heroine of the celebration! Hooray!

The ancient Greek publicist Isocrates wrote in the fifth century BC: "Do not become a friend soon, but once you become a friend, try to remain one, because it is equally shameful not to have a single friend and change many friends." Friends! Let's raise our glasses to our mutually beneficial relationship! May they be long

My husband received a telegram from his wife from a business trip - only one word: "Beer". He thought and thought what this could mean, did not come up with anything and went to consult a friend. He decoded the telegram as follows: "Sorry, I changed, I will come back, I will explain." The husband was upset, but decided to go to another friend. He deciphered the telegram in his own way: "I tried to change, everyone refused."
- This is a completely different matter! - the husband was delighted. So let's drink to real friends!

It's time for the old man to die. He prayed, raised his hands to heaven and turned to God:
- God, let me live at least a little!
- How much do you want? God asked.
- As many as leaves on this tree.
- That's a lot.
- Well, then how many apples are on this tree.
- This is also a lot. I will let you live as long as you have friends.
“I have no friends,” the old man said sadly and wiped away his tears with a trembling hand.
So let's drink to friends! And so that there are more of them than the leaves on the tree!

I want to tell the following story: “One day the king came to the garden and saw that the trees, bushes and flowers wither and fall. He wanted to save them and started talking to plants. Then the oak said that it was dying because it could not be as tall as a pine tree. The pine said that it was dropping because it could not produce such beautiful grapes as the vine. And the vine replied that she was sad, since she would never bloom like a rose. And only one single plant was fresh and blooming. When the king asked what the reason was, it replied: “When you sat me down, you wanted to receive joy. If you wanted a rose or a pine tree, you wouldn't plant me. And I can only be myself and no one else. I'm just trying to develop. "
Let's drink to friends. We appreciate them for what they are. Despite some shortcomings, we need them, we have fun and joy with them. They are special, important to us and the best!

They say that a person who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!

One person was appointed to a high position. His faithful friend came to congratulate him. But the official asked him rudely:
- Who are you? I do not know you.
The friend was embarrassed, but still answered:
- Don't you recognize me? I am your old friend. And I came to visit you because I heard that you were blind. It is true - you are a sighted blind.
I propose this toast so that our friends do not go blind when they receive prestigious positions or other earthly benefits!

Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol wrote: “A father loves his child, a mother loves her child, a child loves his father and mother, but that's not it, brothers: the beast also loves its child! But only one person can become related by kinship by soul, and not by blood! "Let's drink to the kinship of our souls!

In ancient times, Aesop wrote: "A true friend is known in adversity." So let's drink so that we don't have to test our friendship!

When friends come to me with spring, flowers, sun, champagne and joy, this day becomes unforgettable for me and feeds me with good feelings for a long time. Therefore, let's drink to you, friends, for coming today and decorating this day, turning it into a holiday!

There was an old man. He lived a long life, had many friends, a favorite craft, children, and a home. And now the time has come for him to die. Death comes for him and says: "Send with me." The old man replied: “Why? I am healthy, happy, cheerful. I don't want to die. I like to live. "" Well, - Death answers, - I will not take you, but with one condition: do you have many friends? So for every extra year of your life, I will take one of your friends. Agree?" And then the old man began to cry. So let's drink so that we never cry!

A student at King's College has made a date with a friend on the bridge. They called this meeting at a certain point of intersection of the arrows of time and space a work of art. Today we also gathered at the intersection of certain coordinates of space and time, but, unlike students, in an extremely cozy and pleasant atmosphere, at a table full of wines and snacks, surrounded by talented people and beautiful women. There is no doubt that our meeting can be called a masterpiece of art. For this masterpiece and everyone present!

One famous person said: “I don’t need a friend who changes with me and repeats my every nod! This makes my shadow much better! “I want to raise my glass to my friends, who are so different and interesting. We are completely different from each other, we have many different interests, we like different things. But at the same time we are friends, we communicate, we argue, and this is great! Let's drink to the uniqueness and true sincere friendship!

The family is given to man by God, but we choose our friends ourselves, and I am grateful to fate and to all the higher powers in a crowd that they gave me you, my dear friends. Thank you for everything that you have done for me, you are dear to me, each separately and all together! And I drink this glass for you and for our friendship!

As the French philosopher La Rochefoucauld said: “Anyone who thinks that he can do without others is greatly mistaken; but the one who thinks that others cannot do without it is even more mistaken. " So let's take care of our friendship! For you, friends!

Whoever is holding a glass of wine - a successful person or a loser, a student or a professor, a young man or an old man, a superman or a goner - life for him at this moment is wonderful. So let's drink, friends, to the bright flashes in our life, to its wonderful moments, to our new meetings!

Who wants to have a friend without flaws, he will be left without friends forever! For friendship!

They say that conjugal love multiplies the human race, and friendly love improves. Let's drink to the improvement of the human race!

> Life is not the days that have passed, but those that are remembered.
So let's drink to the friendship that gave us so many great shared memories!

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. We fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota is not returning. Ten times, three days have passed, and Shot is still gone.
The young wife got worried, sent telegrams to ten cities to ten faithful friends. And they came from ten cities from ten faithful friends of a telegram:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us!
So let's drink to loyal friends who do not fail in trouble!

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