Performance duration: 25 minutes; number of actors: from 3 to 7.

Characters

Prince
A princess
father king
Maid of honor
Storyteller
the Rose
pot

In the foreground on the left is the prince's castle, next to it is a rose bush, a nightingale sits on it, on the right is the princess's castle, in the background is an autumn landscape.

Storyteller

Washing away summer paint
For us autumn rains
Fairy tales are written on glass
About the old time when
Sins were forgiven less often.
Other cities were
But the people were the same.
Then he lived in a fairy land
The prince is young and handsome.

The prince appears in the window of the castle on the left.

Storyteller

Rich as a poor man in a dream
But indifferent to gold.
Above all earthly riches,
Underground and heavenly
Above neighboring kingdoms,
And flattering praises
The prince loved the nightingale's trill,
Singing on a branch
In the dawn darkness by the stream,
Not in a diamond cage
And the rose is the mournful gift of the creator,
Blooming at the grave
His deceased father.
It seemed to say
She…

A flower emerges from a rose bush.

Breathe in my scent
Remember these words:
"Who is more happy than rich,
No wonder he lives in the world!

From the gates of the castle leaves the prince on horseback and gallops to the castle of the princess.

Storyteller

The prince gathered for happiness on the road
Into unknown distances
Look at new countries
Get rid of your sorrows.
Behind the violent wind he galloped,
But he changed
The prince himself did not know what he was looking for,
What did you yearn for with your soul?
Alas, nowhere in foreign lands,
Nobody heard before
About the vociferous nightingale
And a whiter rose.

The princess comes out onto the balcony of her castle. The prince stops the horse near the castle.

Storyteller

But on the way to your country
Our prince has lost his way,
I saw a princess
And he seems to be in love.

The princess giggles and disappears into the castle. The prince turns his horse, gallops to his castle and hides in it.

Storyteller

Since then the same dream
He dreams at night
And, once waking up, he
Decided…

The prince looks out of the window.

I want to get married!
I will give her not stones
priceless waterfalls,
Not white silk horses
Not fancy outfits
And I will give her a nightingale,
Let him sing a song to her
About the fact that I dream of her,
That she is the prettiest of all.
And pick a rose for her
Let the princess say
That I don't live without her
And I even die.

The prince leaves the castle with a casket, puts a rose and a nightingale in it, and together with the casket goes to the castle of the princess.

Storyteller

He put his gifts in a casket
And himself, like a poor duke,
Went to the princess in the palace
Ask for hands and hearts.

The prince comes to the door of the princess's castle and knocks. The King Father looks out of the window. The Princess appears on the balcony, accompanied by the lady-in-waiting.

A princess (clapping hands)

Oh, here's a messenger to me again
Sent with gifts.

father king

Such a glorious casket
We haven't seen it yet.

A princess

Ah, if I were there
Porcelain pussy!

The prince takes out a beautiful rose from the casket.

A princess

But it's a rose...

Maid of honor

Ah, charmer!
Probably English silk!

father king

What a sophisticated scent.

Maid of honor

He evokes love...

I am happy to give it to you.

The princess leans down from the balcony, picks up a rose and immediately throws it down.

Princess (offended)

Fi! Fi! She is alive!

The princess is about to leave.

father king

You wait, the casket is big,
The finest work.
There will be something else.

A nightingale flies out of the casket, sits on the balcony and begins to sing.

Maid of honor

Oops, something went off.

A princess

What a wonderful nightingale!

father king

Probably more expensive than a hundred pigs
Like a music box
Your late mother.

Princess (offended)

Fi! Fi! He is real!

The princess is hiding in the palace, the lady-in-waiting behind her. The King Father comes out of the castle and takes the casket from the prince.

father king

Here is a series of sorrows -
Two upsets at once!

The king-father with a casket hides in the castle and immediately looks out of the window.

father king

And tell the groom:
She answered with a refusal.

The prince with a rose and a nightingale sadly returns to his castle.

Here I am, the rejected fool
I'm going back with nothing
And I could give a casket
chocolate toys
And clockwork nightingale
And a golden rose
I could come with a retinue,
Raise the dust here -
Name all my titles
All the noble ancestors ...

A flower reappears above the rose bush.

But just don't buy love
Pigs to her trough.
Throw flowers at her feet -
Pour at least to the crown,
But they will be more important to her
Empty baubles.

Oh Rose, for the first time in my life
I don't believe your words!

So let fate judge us!

No, I'd better check it myself!

The prince goes to his castle, puts on a worn cloak over rich clothes, and pulls an old one over his head. wide-brimmed hat. The prince leaves the castle and goes back to the princess's castle.

Storyteller

The prince put on a holey cloak,
He put on a hat in patches,
The executioner did not execute for them
Some loose.
Came in the guise of a beggar
He is familiar with the palace.

The prince approaches the princess's castle and knocks. The king comes out onto the balcony.

father king

Hey rogue! Away gone!

I see the owner at home.
King, I need a job.
Here, in the castle, is not there?

father king

Well no! However, there is one
Kohl will be to your liking.
Pigs darkness-darkness with us,
They need supervision.

What will you put in?

father king

Bread and kvass
For breakfast and dinner.

Well, well, master, deal with it!

father king

I won't get my hands dirty!
Reach out your hand to the poor
Don't be embarrassed!

The King Father gives the Prince a shepherd's crook.

father king

Take your staff and go!
(to himself)
Here's a little fellow!
Bury in such manure,
Probably won't mind!

The prince with the staff walks away from the castle and stops in the middle of the scene. Behind him, pigs run out of the castle gates. The King Father is hiding in the castle.

Storyteller

So became a handsome young prince
Court swineherd -
Shepherd the herd at their borders
And washed down the bread with kvass.
And to know for sure
What does the princess want?
Prince from an ordinary pot
He made his own pot.
He gave him a voice
Silver drop -
When the pot of soup was cooking,
The bells rang.

The prince puts down his staff, takes out a pot and shows it to the audience.

pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

And if you stretch out your hand
And hold over the steam
You can look into the plates
To both the young and the old,
Do you know where cabbage soup is cooked?
Omelettes and meatballs,
Where breams are spun in oil
And crumble vinaigrettes.
Where there are only beans for lunch,
And where is the pate from the kidneys.
Ring, my bell, ring!
Boil, boil, pot!

pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess appears on the balcony, accompanied by the lady-in-waiting.

A princess

Pretty! Oh! Sharman! Mercy!
Here's a cute little thing!
Go to the pigsty and ask:
Will not sell?

The maid of honor leaves the castle and approaches the swineherd.

pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

Maid of honor (arrogantly)

Hey, what do you want for him?

Ten kisses!

maid of honor (horrified)

Princesses!

Maid of honor

I won't take less!

The lady-in-waiting approaches the balcony, the princess leans towards her.

A princess

What does he want?

The maid of honor whispers in her ear.

A princess

Here's the kick!
How unpleasant!
Or maybe you...

Maid of honor

No he said
That only you...

Princess (with a sigh)

The princess leaves the castle and approaches the swineherd.

princess (prince)

Hey, you, with the potty, come!
(maid of honor)
And you cover us with a dress.
So that no one catches, look
For this kind of work.

The maid of honor stands between the castle and the kissers. The princess opens her umbrella and hides behind it with the prince. Kissing sounds are heard from behind the umbrella.

Once! Two! Three!

A princess

Not yet!
Four! Five!

Princess (in a whisper)

Six! Seven!

A princess

Here is the horror!

What about
eighth?

A princess

Get it!

So, there are only two left -
Ninth and tenth!

The sounds of the last two kisses are heard, the umbrella is removed.

A princess

Oh, how dizzy!
Give me the pot, damn it!

pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess grabs the pot and runs off to the castle. The maid of honor hurries after her. After a while, both appear on the balcony along with the pot. The prince dines bread in front of the castle.

Storyteller

All day pot from the hearth
The princess didn't take pictures.

A princess

What do we have for lunch? Aha!
Woodcock and side narwhal!

Maid of honor

And the minister has a fricassee
And marmalade pudding.

A princess

At the general's grand meringue
With hot chocolate.

Maid of honor

And the court cat
Sardines with sour cream.

A princess

The padre has two whole cakes
And lamb ribs!

Maid of honor

And the shoemaker's hearth
Not heated for three weeks.

A princess

What did the carpenter and the potter eat?
Fi! Didn't eat anything!
(surprised)
And the prince of the neighbor, like a poor man,
I ate bread with kvass.

Maid of honor (concerned)

The soldier did not eat, the furrier did not eat ...
It's not broken, is it?

The maid of honor shakes the pot.

pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess and the maid of honor go to the castle.

Alas, my love is dead!
I was chasing a ghost...
Oh rose, how right you are
And how wrong I was!
Let it be beautiful and gentle
Yes, from another test -
Girls like her
There is no place among princesses!

Storyteller

And letting go of your pigs
Wander around the neighborhood
The next day
The prince made a ratchet.
She knows how to play everything
Melodies in the world.

The prince takes out a ratchet and shows it to the audience. Music sounds, pigs dance. The princess and the maid of honor go out onto the balcony.

Eagle - an arrow, a trap - a fox,
And the partridge - nets!

A princess

How lovely! Nothing
I didn't hear better.
Go ahead and ask him...
Well ... this impudent,
How much will he give it
Yes, pay the bastard.
And tell me that this time
I won't kiss.

The princess gives the maid of honor a purse, she leaves the castle and goes to the prince. The ratchet spins, potpourri sounds.

Maid of honor (arrogantly)

Hey, what do you want for her?

Yes, a hundred kisses!
But no, so each with his own
Will remain.

The maid of honor and the prince look at the princess.

Princess (with a sigh)

The princess comes out of the castle and goes to the prince.

Hey you, with a ratchet, come!
(maid of honor)
And you cover us with a dress.
Follow the kisses
I don't have time to count them!

The maid of honor stands between the castle and the kissers. The princess opens her umbrella and hides behind it with the prince. From behind the umbrella, frequent kissing sounds are heard.

A princess

Maid of honor

No, only twenty-three.

A princess

Why did I agree?

Kiss, kiss, don't talk!

Maid of honor

Ah, I've lost count!

Kissing continues, the king-father comes out onto the balcony of the castle.

father king

And what is there, at the swine corners,
Is this happening?

The King Father comes out of the castle and sneaks up to the kissers.

father king

They have a holiday here.

A princess

Well, how much?

Maid of honor

Forty, I guess.

A princess

Can not be!

Kiss, kiss!

The King Father comes close and looks over the shoulder of the maid of honor behind the umbrella.

father king

Yes, what is going on here!

The umbrella falls. The prince and princess turn around. The maid of honor squeals and faints. The King Father takes off his shoe and hits the princess on the head with it.

father king

Oh you wretch!

The king-father also beats the prince. The maid of honor jumps up and runs into the castle.

father king

Kholuy!
Yes, you fail!
Reckless, go away!

A princess

But dad...

The King-Father takes a swing at the princess again.

father king

Go away!
And you are no longer my daughter!

The King Father is hiding in the castle, the door slamming is heard.

Princess (in tears)

I won't do that again!

The princess covers her face with her hands. The prince disappears and reappears next to the princess in his rich attire.

A princess

Oh, I'm unhappy! Why
Did I marry a prince?
Now alone, all alone
Oh, I'm dreaming about all this...

The princess lowers her hands, sees the prince and curtsies.

Princess (happily)

Ah, it's you! Bonjour! Pleasant!
Do you remember wanting
Marry me...

Prince (sadly)

You are in the mud!

The princess looks down at herself.

In the soul, not in the body.
Now goodbye, more I -
Not the same fool as before!
You are not worthy of a nightingale
And white roses!

The prince is hiding in his castle. The princess stands and sings sadly.

A princess

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

Storyteller

Saying goodbye to the sun, do not be sad -
Washing away summer paint
For us autumn rains
Fairy tales are written on glass
About the old time when
Sins were forgiven less often.
Other cities were
But the people were the same...

Irina ANTONOVA

Prince and Fairy

A play for children

in two acts, six scenes

(based on the fairy tale H.-K. Andersen "Swineherd")

e-mail: *****@***ru

CHARACTERS:

PRINCE, aka SWIGHERD

A PRINCESS

1st maid of honor

2nd maid of honor

EMPEROR

Act one

Picture one

Garden. On the left is a rose bush with a single flower. The Nightingale sits on the branches of a bush. Appears Prince. He has a straw hat on his head and a watering can in his hands. The nightingale greets him with a joyful song.

PRINCE. Hello Nightingale! Hello dear! ( Stops stricken.) My rose! She bloomed! ( Suitable for bush.) Hello, Rosa! How beautiful you are today!

The bush nods its flower to the Prince. The nightingale whistles, as if agreeing with the Prince.

PRINCE. Now I will water you. ( Watering.) Drink, drink to your health!

Rosa nods her thanks. Prince lays down under a bush, sighs. The nightingale whistles inquiringly, as if asking what happened.

PRINCE. You know, Nightingale, I think I've fallen in love. In whom? The Emperor's daughter. To the Princess. Once I saw her playing tag with the ladies-in-waiting on the lawn near her palace.

Music sounds. A dancing girl appears A princess is the vision of the Prince.

PRINCE. She fluttered like a butterfly. So light, airy and soft. ( sings.)

You were dancing

Just touching the ground.

I stood on the sidelines

Come shy.

I loved you -

It has to happen.

How I would like

Marry you.

At the word "marry", a pig appears in the Prince's vision. Prince yells and sits down. The vision immediately disappears.

PRINCE. What? What was it? Where is the pig from? ( Gets up, looks around, looks under a bush, looking for a pig.) Ah, I imagined it all. ( Lies under the bush again.) What was I thinking? Oh yes, the Princess! About his marriage to her! ( Sits down, contemplates.) But I am poor, even though I am a prince. And I have a very small kingdom. It would be impudent of me to ask the Emperor's daughter to marry me. ( Gets up and sings sadly.)

I loved you -

It has to happen like that.

How I would like

Marry you.

The nightingale softly sings along.

PRINCE. Yes, my kingdom is small, but still not so insignificant that I should not be able to marry! ( Refers to the Rose and the Nightingale.) Friends, will you help me?

The bush nods the flower in agreement. The nightingale agrees with a whistle.

PRINCE. You are the most precious thing I have. I will present you as a gift to the Princess, and in gratitude for this, she will marry me.

Picture two

Appears in the forest clearing Prince in their uncomplicated clothes. He walks, pushing a cart in front of him, on which stands a silver chest.

PRINCE(sings). I will wrap a rose

nightingale song,

I'll give it with respect

The one that is prettiest of all.

Prince stops near a century-old oak. Watching him from the branches Fairy. (For the Prince, she is not seen or heard until the end of the play.)

FAIRY. What a handsome young man. I wonder where he's going?

PRINCE. The palace is close at hand. It's time to change.

Prince takes out elegant clothes from the chest, goes behind the oak. Fairy flies off the tree and sits on the edge of the open chest, looks inside.

FAIRY. Let's see what's in the chest. Nightingale? The Rose? But for what?

Out of the oak comes out disguised Prince, with a small golden crown on his head.

FAIRY. Oh yes, it's the Prince! ( Hiding in the branches of a tree.)

PRINCE. This is how I will appear before the Princess. ( Picks up a cart and hits the road.)

FAIRY. Ah, I'm terribly curious. I will fly after the Prince and try to find out why he is going to the Princess. ( Flying for the Prince.)

PRINCE (goes and sings). To the palace of the princess

I go with hope.

Meet my beloved there

Smart, kind, gentle.

I'll give her a heart

I will offer her a hand.

I will get in life

Faithful friend.

FAIRY. Ah, that's it. What a pity I won't see it. I am the Oak Fairy, and I cannot fly far from my tree.

Fairy turns back. Prince leaves.

Picture three

In the emperor's palace. Spacious hall. There is a throne in the middle. Across him, with his feet on the armrest, sits A princess and looks up at the ceiling. Standing nearby ladies-in-waiting and fan it with fans.

A PRINCESS. What a bore!

1st maid of honor. And let's play.

A PRINCESS. What?

1st maid of honor. Yes, at least the cards.

2nd maid of honor. Hooray! Hooray! In a fool! In a fool!

A PRINCESS. For money?

maids of honor (vying with each other). Of course, Your Highness.

A PRINCESS. Which one of you will lend me money?

Maid of honor hesitate and remain silent.

A PRINCESS. Why are you silent?

1st maid of honor (timidly). Maybe we should play hide and seek?

2nd maid of honor (happily). Chur, I'll count!

A PRINCESS (jumps off the throne). Well, I do not! I will count! Everyone stands in a circle. ( Starts counting.) I dressed up for the ball

And she lost her ring.

Who picks up the ring

He will drive now.

Led dropped out 1st maid of honor. She turns away, covers her face with a fan. A princess And 2nd maid of honor hiding behind the throne - this is the only place in the hall where you can hide.

1st maid of honor. One, two, three, four, five! I'm going looking! Who did not hide, I'm not to blame! ( Turns around, looks around the deserted hall.) I don't know where they could hide.

There is a persistent knock on the castle gate. A princess comes out from behind the throne.

1st maid of honor. Lifesaver Princess!

A PRINCESS. This does not count! If we hadn't been interrupted, you would never have found me!

1st maid of honor. Of course, Your Highness!

A PRINCESS. Go and see who else it brought.

1st maid of honor leaves. 2nd- comes out from behind the throne and runs to help out.

2nd maid of honor. Lifesaver sticks!

A PRINCESS. We don't play anymore.

2nd maid of honor. Why? I hid so well.

Runs in 1st maid of honor.

1st maid of honor (out of breath). Your highness, to you the groom!

A PRINCESS. Fi! How they bored me! Because of their visits, I have absolutely no time to play! Where is dad?

2nd maid of honor. Again, probably messing around with his pigs.

A PRINCESS. Call him!

2nd maid of honor. Now! ( Runs to the window). Your Imperial Majesty, the groom has arrived!

Included Emperor, sits down on the throne.

EMPEROR. What is the groom? Who is that?

1st maid of honor (chattering). Prince. And with him a huge silver chest.

A PRINCESS. Oh, how interesting! It must be gifts!

EMPEROR (1st maid of honor). Call him soon!

2nd maid of honor (ahead of the 1st maid of honor). I will call! I! I! I! ( Runs away.)

A PRINCESS. It would be nice if there was a little pussy in the chest!

EMPEROR. Better than a pig of some foreign breed!

A PRINCESS. Fi, dad! You and your pigs again...

EMPEROR. What's wrong with that?

Returns 2nd maid of honor from Prince.

PRINCE (bows to both majesties). Hello your majesty! I have come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage.

A PRINCESS (starts walking around the chest). Come on, Prince, you'd better show me what's in your chest.

PRINCE. These are the most precious treasures I have.

A PRINCESS (bouncing with impatience and joyfully clapping their hands). That's great! Well, open it, open it soon!

Prince opens the lid. A princess And ladies-in-waiting stretch their necks, looking into the chest. The Nightingale flies out of the chest, sits on the back of the throne and fills with a wondrous trill. Everyone gasps in admiration.

maids of honor (vying with each other in bad French). Charmant! superbe! Fantastic! Pretty! Charmant!

EMPEROR (tenderly). How this bird reminds me of the musical snuffbox of the late Empress! Same tone, same sound! ( crying.)

A PRINCESS (jumped up and clapped her hands). Artificial nightingale! How wonderful!

1st maid of honor. How finely made!

2nd maid of honor. You can't tell from the real one!

PRINCE. And he is real!

maids of honor (viciously, indignantly). Real? Real! How real?

A PRINCESS. Fi! Fi! Fi! It's not artificial, but real?

maids of honor (repeat in chorus). Fi! Fi!

A PRINCESS. If it's real, then let it fly where it wants! Drive him away!

maids of honor. Away! Away! Get out!

Maid of honor they start chasing the nightingale, but they collide with their foreheads and fall on top of each other. The nightingale flies away. Prince drags one lady-in-waiting by her skirt, then another, helping her to stand up.

A PRINCESS (almost crying). Fi, dad! That's disgusting!

EMPEROR. Wait, daughter, cry. Maybe there's more in the chest for you.

PRINCE. You're right. ( Takes a rose from the chest.) Princess, accept this rose as a gift from me.

Maid of honor surround the Prince.

1st maid of honor. Oh, what the finest silk her petals are!

2nd maid of honor. Oh how nice it is!

EMPEROR (looks over the shoulders of the ladies-in-waiting). More than cute! Really great done!

A PRINCESS (pushes the maid of honor). Yes, miss it! Ah, what a miracle!

1st maid of honor. Charmant!

2nd maid of honor. superbe!

A PRINCESS. Hope it's not real though.

PRINCE (proudly). The most that neither is real.

A princess reaches out to take Rose, but runs into thorns.

A PRINCESS. Ay-ya-yay! I pricked my finger! ( roars.) Dad!

maids of honor. Horrible! What a nightmare!

EMPEROR. What kind of disgrace is this?! An attempt on her highness!

PRINCE (Drops Rose out of surprise.). Oh sorry Princess!

A PRINCESS (trampling on a rose). Ugly! Ugly! It is for you! Here!

PRINCE (in desperation). Princess, what are you doing?! You are trampling on my Rose!

A PRINCESS(tough, commanding). Dad, send him away!

1st maid of honor (contemptuously). Me too, gifts! And he came to get married!

2nd maid of honor (echoes). We do not need such grooms!

The ladies-in-waiting approach the roaring Princess, blow on her finger and fan her with fans.

PRINCE (to the Emperor, bewildered). Your Majesty... My Nightingale... My Rose...

EMPEROR. Leave immediately! Wait a minute though. Maybe there are pigs in your kingdom? You know, I love pigs.

PRINCE (proudly). I don't keep pigs! ( Picks up a cart with a chest, about to leave).

EMPEROR. Wait! What an interesting chest! Is he made of silver?

PRINCE. Yes, your majesty. From pure silver.

EMPEROR. But you can leave it here. ( Sends the Prince out.) Why bother to bring back an empty chest? Go, Prince, go.

Prince leaves.

EMPEROR (strokes the chest). Well, well, daughter, do not roar, yet we were not at a loss.

Picture Four

Sitting on the branches of an ancient oak Fairy. Nightingale arrives.

FAIRY. Ah, the familiar nightingale! Tell me quickly how the Prince is doing. Did he manage to marry the Princess?

The nightingale whistles anxiously.

FAIRY. Can not be! Really?

Nightingale confirms with a whistle.

FAIRY. The princess just took and trampled Rose with her feet like that?

The nightingale whistles in agreement.

FAIRY. And kicked you out?

"Yes," the Nightingale confirms with a whistle.

FAIRY. What cruelty! How is it now for the poor Prince?

Appears Prince. He slowly approaches the oak.

PRINCE (sad, confused). How so? The princess, who seemed to me as gentle and airy as a dream, turned out to be frivolous and cruel? She destroyed the most precious thing I had - my friends! And now I'm left all alone.

The Nightingale clicked timidly on the tree.

PRINCE. Nightingale, you are here! You didn't leave me! ABOUT! I must teach this ruthless heart a lesson! You sing to me, and I'll think of something. ( Sits under a tree. The nightingale begins to sing.)

FAIRY. How I pity the Prince! Just heart breaking.

PRINCE (rises). I think I've got a pretty good idea. Let me hire myself to serve the Emperor. I'll get into the palace, and then I'll think of something. And so that the Emperor and his daughter do not recognize me, I will put on my old clothes and smear my face with mud. ( Comes behind the oak.)

FAIRY. You need to help the young man. ( Nightingale.) Are you saying that he raised Rosa himself?

Nightingale confirms.

FAIRY. Yes, he has golden hands! How I want to help the Prince! What to do? ( After some thought.) Perhaps she came up with: I will bestow unusual abilities on him. I will make sure that whatever the Prince makes becomes magical in his hands.

From behind the oak comes out disguised and grimy Prince .

PRINCE. This is how the Princess hardly recognizes me. ( leaving.)

FAIRY (flies from the oak and waves after him). May good luck accompany you!

Action two

Picture Five

On a hillock stands the imperial castle. Near surrounded by pigs walks Emperor.

EMPEROR (sings). Oh, you are my little pigs!

You are my treasure!

Fluffy donuts...

Where else can you find these?

ponytails,

Snouts...

You are more like a daughter!

Brilly Antiques!

Appears in disguise Prince.

PRINCE. Hello, Your Imperial Majesty!

EMPEROR. Great! What do you want?

PRINCE. Came to work for you. Is there anything in the palace for me?

EMPEROR. A lot of you come here and ask! And what do you can?

PRINCE. Everything.

EMPEROR. Is it all right?

PRINCE. Everything.

EMPEROR. Then listen. I have pigs...

PRINCE. Slaughter a pig? Oh no, your majesty! This job is not for me!

EMPEROR (indignantly). Pah, pah, pah on you! I also thought up - to kill! I have pigs and I need a swineherd!

PRINCE. Swineherd?

EMPEROR (a pig approaching him.) Here they are, my beauties! Wow, my darling! ( Smacking a pig on the nose.)

PRINCE. Well, this job suits me.

EMPEROR. E, e! You watch my pigs do not get dirty! What a mess you are! And they, my diamonds, sparkle so cleanly!

PRINCE. Don't worry, your majesty.

EMPEROR. Look at me, otherwise I will drive you out of the palace at once!

Emperor goes to the palace.

PRINCE SWINEHER (drives the pigs to the hillock). Go-go.

The pigs go to bed. Pass by, walking, go A princess And ladies-in-waiting.

SWINEHERD. Wow, Princess. I wonder if she recognizes me or not? ( He takes off his hat, bows) My respect, your highness!

A PRINCESS. Fi! What kind of scarecrow did the father get?

maids of honor. We don't know.

A PRINCESS. So find out!

1st maid of honor. Hey scarecrow, who are you?

SWINEHERD. I am the swineherd of His Imperial Majesty.

1st maid of honor. He says he is a swineherd.

A PRINCESS. Fi, he must smell bad.

SWINEHERD. As well as from your father, your highness.

A PRINCESS. What? What did he say?

2nd maid of honor. He says he smells the same as your father.

A PRINCESS. What does my father smell like?

maids of honor. Roses, Your Highness, roses.

A PRINCESS. Let's get out of here. There is nothing interesting here.

Nearby on the lawn A princess And ladies-in-waiting they start frolicking, playing tag.

SWINEHERD. Ah, that's it! Do you, Your Highness, dislike swineherds? Well, let's see if you can refuse a kiss to a swineherd. ( He sits down next to the pigs and starts making something, singing.)

For the stupid girl

I'll make a trifle -

I'll teach it the right way

This evil girl.

I'll say approx.

So be it!

Heart about Princess

I tell you to forget.

In hand swineherd it turns out to be a pot that evokes the melody of the song with bells: "Ah, my dear Augustine ...". A princess And ladies-in-waiting stop playing tag.

A PRINCESS. You hear? Familiar tune.

1st maid of honor. But where?

2nd maid of honor. It comes from over there on that hillock.

A PRINCESS. Come on, let's find out what's out there.

A princess And ladies-in-waiting fit to swineherd. The pot continues to play.

maids of honor. How lovely! superbe!

A PRINCESS. Ah, and I play it on the piano too! ( 1st maid of honor.) Go ask how much this tool costs.

1st maid of honor (swineherd). How much does this tool cost?

SWINEHERD. This is not a tool, but a wonderful pot.

1st maid of honor. He says it's not a tool...

A PRINCESS. Yes, I heard, I heard. Ask what's wonderful about it.

2nd maid of honor (ahead of the 1st maid of honor). I'll ask, I! ( swineherd.) And what is wonderful about it?

SWINEHERD. If you hold your hand over the steam that rises from the pot when something is cooked in it, then you can immediately find out who in the city is preparing what food.

A PRINCESS (jumped in place). Want! Want! Want!

1st maid of honor. Charmant! Charmant! superbe! Pretty!

2nd maid of honor. How can you compare with him that nightingale that the stupid Prince tried to foist on you today ?!

A PRINCESS (impatiently). Find out what he asks for a pot?

2nd maid of honor (swineherd). What will you take for the pot?

SWINEHERD (shouts out). Ten kisses of the Princess!

A princess groans and faints into the arms of the 1st maid of honor.

2nd maid of honor. What are you, a scarecrow! How can you!

SWINEHERD. It can't be cheaper.

Maid of honor fanned princess fans.

A PRINCESS (comes to his senses, in a weak voice). What did he say?

1st maid of honor. Terrible what he said!

2nd maid of honor. And you can't repeat it.

A PRINCESS. Then whisper softly in my ear.

Both ladies-in-waiting bent over the Princess, whispering. A princess gasps and faints again.

1st maid of honor (swineherd). Here is the villager.

2nd maid of honor. It would be better to ask for money.

A PRINCESS (comes to life). What an impudent! Yes, I'd rather kiss papa's pigs!

SWINEHERD. It's as you please, your highness. But in this case, you will not see the pot!

A PRINCESS (cries out). I'll complain to papa, and he'll send you..., send you... to the pigs!

SWINEHERD. And so I am with them.

A PRINCESS (ladies-in-waiting). Go here!

A princess And ladies-in-waiting turn to leave, but Swineherd makes the pot play.

A PRINCESS (1st maid of honor). Go ask him if he'll take ten kisses from my ladies-in-waiting.

1st maid of honor. Fu, crap! How can you, your highness?

A PRINCESS. I demand!

1st maid of honor. Let her go better points to the 2nd maid of honor).

2nd maid of honor. Why me?

1st maid of honor. Because you always climb forward!

A PRINCESS (1st maid of honor). Yes, you go!

SWINEHERD (he heard everything). Eh no! Ten kisses of the Princess! Otherwise, the pot will remain with me!

A PRINCESS. How embarrassing. But there is nothing to do. ( To the ladies-in-waiting.) Block us.

Maid of honor obstruct swineherd And princess counting kisses out loud. The approaching pig carefully observes and grunts at each count, as if he also counts.

maids of honor. One, two, three, four... ten!

A PRINCESS. Everything!

maids of honor. Charmant! ( Noisily spit in different directions.)

A PRINCESS. Now my pot! ( To the ladies-in-waiting.) And you look at me, not a word about it, dad! ( Grabs a pot and runs to the palace. The maids of honor follow her.)

SWINEHERD. That's how! I'll do my best to make sure the Emperor finds out about this.

Swineherd goes to the hillock and again makes something, singing. His song is intertwined with pot music heard from the palace.

SWINEHERD (sings). For the stupid girl

I'll make a trifle -

I will study properly

This evil girl.

Let him kiss the dirty

Shepherd of pigs.

Well, the Prince is not getting married.

Never on it.

That's it!

Swineherd waved the ratchet, and immediately the sounds of a marvelous waltz poured out. Looking out of the palace window A princess.

A PRINCESS. What's this?

She disappears into the window. Instead, it appears 1st maid of honor.

1st maid of honor. How lovely. Charmant!

1st maid of honor disappears. Instead, it appears in the window 2nd maid of honor.

2nd maid of honor. Wonderful! Wonderful! superbe! ( Disappears in the window.)

A princess And ladies-in-waiting run out of the castle.

A PRINCESS. Where are these enchanting sounds coming from?

1st maid of honor. I think it's from that hillock over there.

A PRINCESS. Let's go see.

Approach the swineherd. Swineherd stops the rattle.

2nd maid of honor. Never heard anything better in my life.

1st FREYLIEN. superbe!

A PRINCESS. That swineherd again! ( 2nd maid of honor). Ask what kind of musical instrument it is.

2nd maid of honor (swineherd). What is the name of this musical instrument?

SWINEHERD. This is a ratchet. But not ordinary. As soon as you wave it, it begins to play all the waltzes and polkas that exist in the world.

A PRINCESS. Want! Want! Want! Ask how much. But I won't kiss again!

2nd maid of honor. Hey scarecrow! How much do you charge for a ratchet?

SWINEHERD. One hundred princess kisses!

2nd maid of honor. He demands a hundred kisses from the princess.

A PRINCESS. What is he? Gone crazy? Go here.

Swineherd swings a ratchet, and a perky polka makes princess And maid of honor start dancing. During the whole conversation with the Prince, they do not stop dancing. The pigs on the hill also jump to the beat of the music.

2nd maid of honor. High art! Charmant!

1st maid of honor. It's not like the rose that poor Prince brought!

A PRINCESS. Perhaps art should be encouraged. Tell the Swineherd that I will give him ten kisses, as I did last time, and he will get the rest from my ladies-in-waiting.

1st maid of honor. Fi! How disgusting!

2nd maid of honor. We wouldn't like...

A PRINCESS. Nonsense! Well, if I agreed to kiss him, then you will even more so! Don't forget that I feed you and pay you a salary!

2nd maid of honor (grouchily). I just don't remember when was the last time.

1st maid of honor (2nd). How many kisses will it take from us?

2nd maid of honor. One hundred minus ten - it will be ..., it will be ...

1st maid of honor. Ninety.

2nd maid of honor (horrified). Ninety kisses? Oh, I'm about to faint!

1st maid of honor. Not NINETY ONLY, but only ninety.

A PRINCESS (keep jumping to the beat of the music). How long will I wait?

maids of honor (dancing, they approach the Swineherd; chorus). We agree! Ninety kisses from us and ten kisses from the Princess.

SWINEHERD (shouting over the music). A hundred kisses from the Princess, otherwise...

Swineherd stops the rattle. The music stops.

A PRINCESS (falls from fatigue on the grass). I agree. Barrier us.

EMPEROR. My pearl! Brilliant! Why are you here? One? Oh what a freak you are! Where is the swineherd? ( Looking towards the kissers.) And what's going on there? ( Coming out of the palace.) These ladies-in-waiting will always come up with something. ( He sneaks up unnoticed and peers over the shoulders of the ladies-in-waiting..)

maids of honor. Ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three...

EMPEROR. What do I see?!

Maid of honor get scared and run away screaming.

A PRINCESS. Dad, this is...

EMPEROR. You don't have to say anything, I already understood everything.

A PRINCESS. Truth?

EMPEROR. I'm glad that you finally chose a worthy groom.

A PRINCESS. But dad!

EMPEROR. This is a good one you came up with! The son-in-law is a swineherd. And you don’t have to pay a salary, and there is someone to look after the pigs!

A PRINCESS. But dad!

EMPEROR (dreamily). And then we will breed a new breed of pigs with him ...

A PRINCESS. I won't be the swineherd's wife!

SWINEHERD. Yes, I myself will not marry such a dummy! ( Turns and leaves.)

A PRINCESS. Am I empty? And who are you yourself? Poor swineherd!

EMPEROR. Stop! Where!

SWINEHERD. Farewell!

EMPEROR (stepping on the princess). Return the groom immediately! He suits me!

A PRINCESS. But it doesn't suit me!

EMPEROR. Bring it back!

A PRINCESS. And I don't think so!

EMPEROR (in anger). Get out of the palace! And don't come back without a swineherd! ( Pigs.) Let's go, my pearls, let's go, my diamonds. ( Leaving for the palace.)

roaring A princess follows the swineherd.

Picture six

In the clearing near the oak appears Swineherd.

FAIRY. And here is the Prince! Sad again. Had the Princess managed to upset him again?

The nightingale greets the Prince with singing.

PRINCE. Well, that's all, Nightingale. Cruelty is punished. But for some reason I feel sorry for the stupid Princess.

FAIRY. What a good heart!

PRINCE. I'll change into my royal dress. ( Comes behind the oak.)

Out into the meadow A princess.

A PRINCESS. Oh, I'm unhappy! Why didn't you marry the handsome Prince?! Ah, how unlucky I am!

FAIRY. What good, she will still pity the Prince! And I will make sure that the Prince does not see or hear the Princess.

Out from behind the tree Prince in his royal attire.

A PRINCESS (curtsies). Ah, Prince! Your wonderful appearance...

Prince turns away without noticing her.

PRINCE. And now I despise the Princess!

A PRINCESS. Does he not notice me or does he not want to notice me? ( Rushing to the Prince.) You are so welcome! I agree to marry you!

PRINCE (goes the other way). She did not appreciate either the Nightingale or Rose. She did not want to marry the poor Prince, but preferred to kiss the Swineherd for trinkets! And now she is punished.

FAIRY. Serve her!

A princess filled with tears.

PRINCE. It's time to return to your kingdom. Let's go, Nightingale. ( Leaves, the Nightingale flies after him.)

FAIRY. Wait! Take me with you! ( Flies away after.)

A PRINCESS. What am I to do now? ( Walks around the oak tree and stumbles upon the clothes of the Swineherd.) Clothes of the Swineherd?

The pig appears. She rolls a magic pot in front of her. "Ah, my dear Augustine, everything is gone! Everything!" he calls out sadly.

A PRINCESS (looking at the pig). I know what to do! ( Takes clothes, puts a straw hat on his head.) I'll go back to the palace and hire my papa to tend the pigs! Maybe then he will forgive me? ( Pressing her clothes to her chest, she joyfully runs away.)

Swineherd

A play based on the fairy tale by G.- H. Andersen

"Swineherd"

A play in one act, two scenes and ten appearances.

CHARACTERS:

King.
Queen.
A princess.
Minister.
Bishop.
Poet.
Swineherd.
Ratchet - music center.
Kob - cell phone, "Bowler with bells."

The action takes place in Denmark, possibly in Copenhagen, at an unspecified time.

STEP ONE
PICTURE ONE
Old Square.
Entrance to the gate leading to the palace.
The gates are wide open.
At the gate are guards with weapons,
greeting the royal procession.
PHENOMENON FIRST
King, Queen, Princess.
Royal procession bright and festive
dressed. The procession consists of nobles,
retinues, guards and jesters.
In the center of the procession in royal attire
king, queen and princess.
Behind them comes the minister in black robes,
decorated with a gold chain with a large order.
At a considerable distance from the procession,
apart, go Swineherd, Cob, and Ratchet.
They are dressed in unusual clothes.
The swineherd is dressed in white tights, red socks and
clogs. On the head of the Swineherd is a straw hat with
wide skirts, in the hands of a long staff.
Kob is dressed in a dark blue suit with a breastplate
pocket with cell phone visible.
It also looks like a cell phone.
He has a large square mirror on his chest,
resembling a cell phone screen
stomach, under the screen, large buttons with
numbers. On her feet are black boots. On the head
round hat with a tail - an antenna.
Koba's clothes are decorated with bells.
The ratchet resembles a music center.
She's wearing a fluffy white
flared dress with many buttons -
buttons. The hands at the ratchet are immersed in a large
a clutch similar to two sound speakers.

A princess. (Turning irritably to the king). I beg you, dad, give an order to the servants so that they don’t let this Prince come to me for a cannon shot. Not a Prince, but some sort of redneck. He should feed pigs, and not come to us to woo with stupid gifts!
Queen. (capriciously). My daughter tells the truth, our swineherd looks better than this Prince!
A princess. Ah, mother! The swineherd, he is the swineherd. And the Prince is not a Prince, but a Swineherd, for me!
King. (Nearby, a servant hands the king a tray with two caskets. The caskets are gilded. The king carefully examines the caskets). What don't you like, daughter? In my opinion, he gave you beautiful chests! Look at the carvings and patterns on the silver! A very expensive item!
Queen. (Takes one chest from the king and carefully examines it.) The box may be expensive, but not gold! Gold without patterns would look richer! Am I right, baby? (Hands the box to the princess. The princess squeamishly picks up the box and pulls out a rose.)
A princess. You are absolutely right, maman. Ugly fake! But, this Swineherd, thought of giving me a rose in a casket. Imagine a living rose with prickly thorns! (Throws a rose on the stones of the pavement). I pricked my hand on her! (Throws the casket on the ground and raises his hand high, showing a scar on his palm). It would be better if he gave me a kitten!
Queen. (Angrily). I could give a beautiful artificial rose! Hillbilly! Swineherd!
King. (Opens the second chest. One of the actors in the retinue of the king imitates a bird flying out of the chest with his hands. The nightingale trills are heard). Birdie! Nightingale! (Bewitched, the king listens to the singing of the Nightingale. Gradually, the singing in the distance fades away).
Minister. The bird has flown! Eh, sorry! Not servants, but mouths! Didn't catch it!
A princess. Papan, how did you like the Nightingale? After all, it was the Nightingale that flew out of the second casket?
King. Nightingale… He sang amazingly!
A princess. Ah, papa, but the bird was real! (Waves his arms like wings.) And I love a bird - an organ, artificial, which my grandmother had. (He puts his hands down, pats his thighs and spins like a top). She sang so beautifully, with her metallic voice. (A creaking sound is heard, as if doors on rusty hinges are opening.)
King. What can I do. They do not look at a given horse's teeth!
(He plunges headlong into the open box of the casket.) There's nothing else!
Queen. So don't let, hubby, Swineherd to his daughter on a cannon shot!
King. (Firmly). I have already instructed the guards and servants. And he ordered the Minister to invite the Swineherd to go home to his small, unlucky kingdom.
(He also throws the second chest on the ground).
Queen. (With French pronunciation). Here is the charm!
A princess. (Imitating the mother in the pronunciation of French). Sharman! Sorry! Bonjour! (in rhyme). Pleasant! - Supir! Go Minister, and send this ignoramus out of the yard!
King. (Turning to the Minister). Escort the Swineherd out of the yard.
Minister. I'm listening, your majesty.
(The royal procession leaves the gate and hides in the palace. The gate closes. Only a narrow door remains.)

PHENOMENON TWO
Old Square.
The gates to the palace are closed.
A narrow door ajar,
which has a guard.
Swineherd, Kob, Ratchet.
Swineherd. (Picks up a rose and empty chests thrown on the ground. Keeps the rose for himself, and gives the chests to Kob and Ratchet). They do not favor me here in the palace, the Princess did not like my gifts. Who knew that she only loves everything artificial and flowers and birds.
Cob. (He puts the casket on the ground and stands on it, as if on a pedestal. The ratchet does the same. Holding hands, they form a monument). But, Ratchet and I are also artificial! You have crafted us well! How did you manage to do it? Ratchet and I are simply handsome! Especially me!
Swineherd. (Thoughtfully). How do I know? All from love and experiences! Yes, and a strange thing happened to me ... Only I said to myself: “Oh, I would like to learn how to make such toys that will not become obsolete even in a hundred years,” and I suddenly, for no apparent reason, learned to make some strange toys. Here you are, Cob, made Ratchet ...
Ratchet. (Mockingly). Craftsman! How did you make us?
Swineherd. Once, I received a package from the Land of the Rising Sun. It turned out to be a box with accessories. So I stuffed you with electronics! Now you are not just toys, but electronic miracles - toys close to robots, but a hundred times better than robots!
Cob. (Hip of the hand and showing off). You should have offered me as a gift to the Princess!
(The cell phone in Kob's breast pocket starts ringing an operetta tune, Kob brings it to his ear, simulating a desire to talk on the phone.) Ale... ale... ale... I'm not at home!
Ratchet. (Looking at himself in the mirror on Koba's chest). Or me!
(Music sounds from Ratchet's clutch, a kind of waltz)
Swineherd. How will I manage without my friends? You, Cob, turned out great! You have everything. And addresses, and calls! And you strum beautifully!
Ratchet. Well, not like me! There is a lot of music on my CDs! (The waltz is replaced by a bravura march, then a jazz melody. Ratchet dances. Cob also starts dancing, making Ratchet a couple). You should have given me as a gift to the princess. I would please her with music, and everything would be fine with you! The music center is now in vogue! And my speakers are powerful! Any soul will be pierced!
Swineherd. And you, Ratchet, turned out just super! Just duper!
(All three dance nonchalantly. Ratchet's music plays loudly and Kob's cell phone rings.)
Ratchet. And here I am! (Makes a knee).
Cob. Well, here I am! (Begins to dance.)
Swineherd. Ah, artists! Dance masters!
(Everyone dances enthusiastically.)
(Minister comes out of the door of the palace gate)
PHENOMENON THREE
SWINEHERD, KOB, RATCHET, MINISTER
Minister. (Strictly). Sir, the swineherd!
Cob. In my opinion, he is calling you, Prince!
Minister. (Even more strictly). Hey! Who did I tell, Swineherd!
Ratchet. Prince, it's for you! You! But, are you a swineherd?
Swineherd. (The swineherd looks around, as if trying to find someone behind him.) Are you talking to me? I'm the Prince, not the Swineherd!
Minister. (Ironically, mockingly). I'm sorry, sil vu ple, on the snot! Pryn - swine ... But Pryn ... the tsessa ordered you to call you Swineherd! (in an important voice). How can I, Mr. Prince - Swineherd, disobey the orders of my superiors? It is said - Swineherd, then - Swineherd!
Swineherd. Ah, after all, I don't care! Everything in your kingdom is upside down. (sniffs the rose) They do not like the living, they consider the dead to be alive! This rose I gave her is a rose of unprecedented beauty! She is dear to me because she grew out of a bush planted on my father's grave. This bush bloomed only once every five years, and a single rose bloomed on it.
Minister. (Irritated). We - what is up to your personal experiences? The princess loves artificial roses, without prickly thorns.
Swineherd. (Admiring the rose). But this rose smelled so sweet that, smelling it, you could forget all your sorrows and worries. (The nightingale trills.)
Minister. (Waving his hands away from the melody). And she did not like your Nightingale!
Swineherd. But it was the best Nightingale in the world! He sang so wonderfully, as if he had all the most best songs peace.
Minister. (Stingingly). Sorry, of course, but the King and Queen and, of course, the Princess, ordered you to move out of the yard.
Swineherd. (In a feigned theatrical gesture, he stretches his arms forward.) Here is the reward for the gifts!
Minister. (Pointing to the staff in the hands of the Prince). Or maybe you, Prince, really, go to swineherds? In our kingdom, any Swineherd is more important than a Prince in your insignificant kingdom. And we have so many pigs!
Swineherd. (Firmly, brandishing the staff like a sword.) Where do I go, I decide! One thing I know, pigs are smart animals unpretentious to eat, they are even smarter than some people!
Minister. (Backing away from the staff.) What? Who are you, Swineherd, waving at ..., ugh ... hinting at?
Swineherd. I can't give hints! I'm just leaving! And I take with me my bowler hat with bells and a rattle. Hey, Cob, Ratchet, let's get out of here, they're kicking us out!
(Swineherd, Ratchet and Cob leave)

PICTURE TWO
Outskirts of the Old Square.
PHENOMENON FOUR
Swineherd, Kob, Ratchet.
Cob. (shaking his phone). Everything is not good! Here is the battery! Called. I tried so hard, I tried so hard! I thought the princess would love it!
Ratchet. (reproachfully) Oh you! It was necessary not to ring, but to sing a song! Messed up everything!
Cob. (bewildered). How to sing a song when you and I haven't learned it?
Ratchet. (Making grimaces). You are capable! Could have guessed without me what to sing.
Cob. (mocking). Capable! And the music? What about words?
Swineherd. (Disappointed). I tried so hard to make you! So hung with bells ... and you ... you yourself are not capable of anything!
Cob. (Proudly). I am a cap with bells, which means a jester. That's enough for me. An honorable occupation to be a fool! And you, Swineherd, I'm sorry, Prince, as they called you, you want to make both a composer and a poet out of me! Wouldn't it be too much for a simple cell phone? I have one occupation - to convey what others say, and ring, ring, ring.
Swineherd. (Conciliatory). Stop grumbling. Let's learn the song together.
Ratchet. (Joyfully). And then write to my disk!
(The swineherd pulls a pipe from his jacket pocket and starts playing a melody)
Ah, my dear Augustine,
It's all gone, gone, gone!
Cob. (Dreamily). Ah, what wonderful music. I have all the bells from her begin to strum, and from the inside steam comes from pleasant feelings.
Swineherd. This is because, a cauldron with bells, that music and poetry give us consolation, immortality breathes from them.
Ratchet. (Waving the clutch - speakers). I have the most immortality! Three discs are loaded into me, and there are so many songs recorded on them that it's hard to count.
Cob. (Doing pas, as in ballet). Your truth, Prince, to the music you want to fly to the stars, forget all the bad and believe only in all the good. Can I write down this song about Augustine in my memory? I will strum it during conversations!
(poet appears)
FIFTH PHENOMENON
SWIGHERD, KOB, RATCHET, POET.
Poet. Hello my friends. Did you play wonderful music?
Cob. Hi, good person. Here the Prince composed music and verses to it.
Poet. Wonderful music. (Pulls out a rolled-up paper and unfolds it.) While I was coming to you with an assignment, I unwittingly composed a poem!
Swineherd. (in a solemn voice). You see, Kob, beautiful begets beautiful. Great music makes great poetry!
Ratchet. Maybe not great...
Swineherd. So read your poem, poet.
Ratchet. Yes, perishing …, read, or sing. After all, good poems easily turn into songs!
Poet. Well listen!
When the horizon closes over the field,
And the stars will shine in the distance

In a simple outfit with a pipe in his hand.

And will play, crying and not crying,
Paying the debts of his former longing,
Where in the past were joy and luck
And there was a rush and the run was light.

And where the ashes and ruins remained,
Ropes, a cross and a trunk in three girths,
Yes, meager bread, yes bitter olives,
Broken tablets, wobbly table.

Everything departed, burned down, lied,
Only music in all its ways,
I did not turn and did not become another,
And did not descend from the initial height.

When the music merges with the soul,
She sets the tone for everyone
Suddenly, sincerity will return to people again,
And it will become a reality, not a deep sleep.
Cob. Wonderful poems! (The phone rings cheerfully.) My phone rejoices!
Ratchet. And the music caresses the ear! (Melodious music sounds from the speaker coupling).
Swineherd. Very, very good!
Cob. But you, Poet, have come to us on a mission?
Ratchet. From whom is the order?
Swineherd. And what is the assignment?
Poet. Order from the Princess!
Swineherd An errand from the Princess? Weird! Before we had time to leave with a bowler hat and a ratchet, orders were flying into the back of our heads! Then they drive away, then they charge ... so what?
Poet. I didn't put it that way! The princess has a request!
Cob. (Ironically). Another silver chest with a gift?
Swineherd. (Humbling). I already have nothing!
Poet. (Excitedly and hastily.) The princess with her ladies-in-waiting went for a walk and suddenly heard the ringing of bells. She stopped dead in her tracks!
Cob. (Proudly). It rang from me. The Prince and I sang a song about dear Augustine!
Poet. The fact is that the princess recognized the song "Ah, my dear Augustine", which she herself knows how to play on the piano, and was very happy. She, after all, only knows how to play this one song on the piano, and even then with one finger.
Swineherd. (Irritated). So what?
Poet. She was happy that she heard her favorite song!
Swineherd. So what?
Poet. Here it is! The princess thought that it was her new, well-bred, swineherd who made bells and strums her favorite song with their help. She wants to buy bells and asks how much Swineherd wants to get for them?
Cob. (Spreading hands). Here are those on! Without me - they married me! Prince, she wants to get a bowler hat with bells, that is, me! And I'm not selling for money! And without communication you can not!
Swineherd. That's for sure. We are not selling for money!
Ratchet. (High nose up). We are not for sale, no matter how they set us up!
Poet. (Dismal). I will say so! (leaves)
(Swineherd, Ratchet and Cob play and sing.)
Ah, my dear Augustine,
It's all gone, gone, gone!
(Minister enters)
PHENOMENON SIX
Swineherd, Ratchet, Kob, Minister.
Minister. (Persistently). The princess asks to return her bowler hat with bells, she will not stand up for the price.
Swineherd. (Flirting with the Minister). And I still have a ratchet with a set of discs! (Shows in open form cassette with a set of discs). When the disks are spinning, the ratchet plays waltzes, polkas, all kinds of dances, by the best composers in the world!
Minister. We'll take that too!
Cob. (Contemptuously). Dreaming!
Ratchet. (With antics) Keep your pocket wider!
Minister. (Angry). Be silent! I have spoken the will of the Princess!
Swineherd. It turns out that the Princess needs my friend a bowler hat with bells, he will replace her cell phone. And you also need a music center - a ratchet with all your music discs. And this is quite a lot of money. I still have a laser music center and new model phone with stereo sound!
Minister. (Surprised). What do you want, Swineherd?
Swineherd. (Demanding). I want to live in your kingdom and marry the princess.
Ratchet. (Dreamily). Oh, how we will live in the palace! I'll be the first lady-in-waiting!
Cob. And I am the chief majordomo. I will call everyone and convey the will of the prince and princess!
Minister. (Sternly and sternly.) It's impossible! Both the King and the Queen will be against it! You, Swineherd, have nothing but a bowler hat with bells and a rattle! And you want to become the third person in the state for your electronics and music!
Swineherd. (capriciously). If the Princess wants to get the music, then I want to kiss her a hundred times... and then... she must marry me! Bargaining is not appropriate here! Either yes or no!
Minister. And if not yes and not no?
Swineherd. Do not understand!
Minister. What if we make a compromise? Kissing is no problem! Kiss for health! There are enough secluded places in the kingdom! But get married! Why don't you do it secretly? And then already before the fact to put the King and the Queen?
Swineherd. Well, you, Minister, give! And you're not afraid to say that to me? Are you afraid to lose your head? However, it is possible! (Thoughtfully). Yes, you can!
Minister. I'm going to tell the princess!
(The Minister leaves. The Princess appears.)

PHENOMENON SEVENTH
PRINCESS, SWINEHER, BISHOP,
The princess is accompanied by ladies-in-waiting in wide dresses.
A princess. (Excitedly). The minister told me everything. For the music, I agree! (capriciously). You can kiss me one time!
Swineherd. Not one, but a hundred! A deal is more valuable than money, why talk about it ten times?
A princess. Okay. I agree ... for ten ... kisses!
Swineherd. Hundred, Princess!
A princess. Well, so be it! Here, behind these trees, so that no one can see. Maid of honor, cover us. (The ladies-in-waiting block the Princess and the Swineherd. Music plays and the song “Oh my dear Augustine ...” is heard. Kissing sounds are heard. (Voices of the ladies-in-waiting are heard counting: one, two ... ten, ninety, one hundred ...) The Princess and the Swineherd go on stage again ). Give me your ratchet and cauldron of bells!
Swineherd. (Firmly). Well, I do not! Let's get married first!
(Bishop enters)
A princess. So I, seeing your intractability, invited the bishop!
Bishop. (In an unctuous voice). My children! Of course, I will do your will, but without the blessing of the King and Queen, the marriage may be declared invalid. And in general, both of you can not take off your head.
A princess. (Dreamily). If you, holy father, heard what beautiful music sounds from a bowler hat with bells and rattles, then ... you would agree to everything!
Bishop. I am old, my daughter, to listen to music, only church hymns excite me.
Swineherd. Marry us, holy father! (The Swineherd and the Princess kneel.)
Bishop. A servant of God is getting married... what's your name..., Swineherd?
(King, Queen, Minister enter)
PHENOMENON EIGHT
King, Queen, Minister,
Swineherd, Princess.
King. You warned us just in time, Minister.
Minister. It's my duty, your majesty!
A princess. (Angrily). Traitor!
Queen. Not a traitor, but a person loyal to the royal family!
Minister. (pompously) I serve the king and queen. Long live the king!
Swineherd. I understand that there will be no wedding!
Queen. Ah, holy father! How dare you get married without parental blessing!
Bishop. (Robko). I warned the young!
King. You, bishop, are being deprived of your rank. And I exile you to the most distant monastery as a simple monk...
A princess. (capriciously). But, dad, I really want a music center and CDs!
King. (Violently). Want? So take it! Go with your Swineherd to all four directions. This is my last word. You, the royal daughter, and you behave like the simplest lady-in-waiting!
Queen. You are not my daughter!
King. You are not our daughter! (King, Queen, Minister, Bishop exit)
PHENOMENON NINE
PRINCESS, SWINEHER
A princess. (Crying). Oh, how unhappy I am! Why didn't I immediately marry the Prince when everyone agreed? Then I would have had both a ratchet and a bowler hat with a bell. Why did I call the Prince Swineherd? Oh, I'm poor, oh, I'm unhappy!
Swineherd. You know, Princess, I realized one thing, that it's all over.
A princess. You do not love me anymore?
Swineherd. I understand that you have a very small soul. You rejected my love real rose and released a living Nightingale!
A princess. Because the rose is prickly, and the Nightingale sings too many songs.
Swineherd. You like the electronic music of my music center and the kettle with bells. But they are just toys! They can break, grow old, go out of fashion. All living things always live. You were ready for the sake of a musical toy to go down the aisle with anyone, even with a swineherd. So live now, as you want, and I'm leaving too! What you deserve, then get it!
A princess. Oh, I'm unhappy!
Swineherd. And I, as a consolation to you, Princess, in the end, I will sing, so be it, a song.
Ah, my dear Augustine,
It's all gone, gone, gone!
(Swineherd and Princess leave)
PHENOMENON TENTH
Kob, Ratchet, Nightingale.
Cob. (Puzzling). I don't understand what is happening. The King and Queen expel their daughter, and she could get not only a music center, a cell phone, but also her husband, the prince.
Ratchet. (Ratchet has two large music speakers in the form of wooden clogs under his arms) Let his kingdom be small, but our Swineherd is still a prince!
Cob. And I'm used to the Prince's name being Swineherd. Life is black and white. You just think that you are a prince, or a princess, and you look - a milkmaid and a shepherd!
Ratchet. I, too, am used to the name Swineherd.
Cob. (Ironically). And yet… the Princess has a bad upbringing. She rejected a real rose and a live nightingale.
Ratchet. A real, live nightingale, although it looks like a nondescript bird, it sings wonderfully. No mechanical toy can compare to it.
Cob. I am glad that you understand in real singing, it means that you love music. There is great power in music! (sings). Do - re - mi - fa - salt - la - si ... and again to! And again from ... to ... to ...
Ratchet. (sings). musical interval. They call it an octave! The octave contains the whole world of sounds.
Cob. That's right - the whole world! But the princess didn't get it! Give her a mechanical bird. The bird is a robot!
Ratchet. Many do not understand this! Living nature is the pinnacle of creation.
Cob. Our host, the Swineherd, is also upset about the recent events, because he never found his beloved, and we did not help!
Ratchet. The swineherd is all in worries and apathy. He scolded me so much, it's just beyond words!
Cob. Our master was disappointed in love!
Ratchet. He said so: “Happiness is to find a loved one in real, and not virtual world. Happiness must be real."
Cob. What didn't he like about you, Ratchet?
Ratchet. He decided that my power was small and the sound was weak. Does not take for the soul!
Cob. But your music is louder than mine!
Ratchet. (Pointing to large columns of clogs). The swineherd took out some wire and two boxes, and connected them to me. At the same time, he said: “Now, Ratchet, you will be with powerful, large speakers! If you want, the whole world will hear your music!” Here, now I wear column shoes under my arms! (Pathetically). Let the whole world listen to my music!
Cob. And the King!
Ratchet. (Confidently). The king will certainly hear! The palace is not far from here. Everyone in the palace will hear my music!
Cob. Oh yeah! Music is above all!
Ratchet. (Solemnly)! Long live music!
Cob. Let's sing, have fun and life will succeed!
Ratchet, Cob (Dancing, humming)
Ah, my dear Augustine,
It's all gone, gone, gone!
THE CURTAIN

Script for staging Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale in a home puppet theater

Characters

Prince
A princess
father king
Maid of honor
Storyteller
the Rose
pot

In the foreground on the left is the prince's castle, next to it is a rose bush, a nightingale sits on it, on the right is the princess's castle, in the background is an autumn landscape.

Storyteller

Washing away summer paint
For us autumn rains
Fairy tales are written on glass
About the old time when
Sins were forgiven less often.
Other cities were
But the people were the same.
Then he lived in a fairy land
The prince is young and handsome.

The prince appears in the window of the castle on the left.

Storyteller

Rich as a poor man in a dream
But indifferent to gold.
Above all earthly riches,
Underground and heavenly
Above neighboring kingdoms,
And flattering praises
The prince loved the nightingale's trill,
Singing on a branch
In the dawn darkness by the stream,
Not in a diamond cage
And the rose is the mournful gift of the creator,
Blooming at the grave
His deceased father.
It seemed to say
She…

A flower emerges from a rose bush.

the Rose

Breathe in my scent
Remember these words:
"Who is more happy than rich,
No wonder he lives in the world!

From the gates of the castle leaves the prince on horseback and gallops to the castle of the princess.

Storyteller

The prince gathered for happiness on the road
Into unknown distances
Look at new countries
Get rid of your sorrows.
Behind the violent wind he galloped,
But he changed
The prince himself did not know what he was looking for,
What did you yearn for with your soul?
Alas, nowhere in foreign lands,
Nobody heard before
About the vociferous nightingale
And a whiter rose.

The princess comes out onto the balcony of her castle. The prince stops the horse near the castle.

Storyteller

But on the way to your country
Our prince has lost his way,
I saw a princess
And he seems to be in love.

The princess giggles and disappears into the castle. The prince turns his horse, gallops to his castle and hides in it.

Storyteller

Since then the same dream
He dreams at night
And, once waking up, he
Decided…

The prince looks out of the window.

Prince

I want to get married!
I will give her not stones
priceless waterfalls,
Not white silk horses
Not fancy outfits
And I will give her a nightingale,
Let him sing a song to her
About the fact that I dream of her,
That she is the prettiest of all.
And pick a rose for her
Let the princess say
That I don't live without her
And I even die.

The prince leaves the castle with a casket, puts a rose and a nightingale in it, and together with the casket goes to the castle of the princess.

Storyteller

He put his gifts in a casket
And himself, like a poor duke,
Went to the princess in the palace
Ask for hands and hearts.

The prince comes to the door of the princess's castle and knocks. The King Father looks out of the window. The Princess appears on the balcony, accompanied by the lady-in-waiting.

Princess (clapping her hands)

Oh, here's a messenger to me again
Sent with gifts.

father king

Such a glorious casket
We haven't seen it yet.

A princess

Ah, if I were there
Porcelain pussy!

The prince takes out a beautiful rose from the casket.

A princess

But it's a rose...

Maid of honor

Ah, charmer!
Probably English silk!

father king

What a sophisticated scent.

Maid of honor

He evokes love...

Prince

I am happy to give it to you.

The princess leans down from the balcony, picks up a rose and immediately throws it down.

Princess (offended)

Fi! Fi! She is alive!

The princess is about to leave.

father king

You wait, the casket is big,
The finest work.
There will be something else.

A nightingale flies out of the casket, sits on the balcony and begins to sing.

Maid of honor

Oops, something went off.

A princess

What a wonderful nightingale!

Maid of honor

father king

Probably more expensive than a hundred pigs
Like a music box
Your late mother.

Princess (offended)

Fi! Fi! He is real!

The princess is hiding in the palace, the lady-in-waiting behind her. The King Father comes out of the castle and takes the casket from the prince.

father king

Here is a series of sorrows -
Two upsets at once!

The king-father with a casket hides in the castle and immediately looks out of the window.

father king

And tell the groom:
She answered with a refusal.

The prince with a rose and a nightingale sadly returns to his castle.

Prince

Here I am, the rejected fool
I'm going back with nothing
And I could give a casket
chocolate toys
And clockwork nightingale
And a golden rose
I could come with a retinue,
Raise the dust here -
Name all my titles
All the noble ancestors ...

A flower reappears above the rose bush.

the Rose

But just don't buy love
Pigs to her trough.
You are gold under her feet
Pour at least to the crown,
But they will be more important to her
Empty baubles.

Prince

Oh Rose, for the first time in my life
I don't believe your words!

the Rose

So let fate judge us!

Prince

No, I'd better check it myself!

The prince goes to his castle, puts on a worn cloak over rich clothes, and pulls an old wide-brimmed hat over his head. The prince leaves the castle and goes back to the princess's castle.

Storyteller

The prince put on a holey cloak,
He put on a hat in patches,
The executioner did not execute for them
Some loose.
Came in the guise of a beggar
He is familiar with the palace.

The prince approaches the princess's castle and knocks. The king comes out onto the balcony.

father king

Hey rogue! Away gone!

Prince

I see the owner at home.
King, I need a job.
Here, in the castle, is not there?

father king

Well no! However, there is one
Kohl will be to your liking.
Pigs darkness-darkness with us,
They need supervision.

Prince

What will you put in?

father king

Bread and kvass
For breakfast and dinner.

Prince

Well, well, master, deal with it!

father king

I won't get my hands dirty!
Reach out your hand to the poor
Don't be embarrassed!

The King Father gives the Prince a shepherd's crook.

father king

Take your staff and go!
(to himself)
Here's a little fellow!
Bury in such manure,
Probably won't mind!

The prince with the staff walks away from the castle and stops in the middle of the scene. Behind him, pigs run out of the castle gates. The King Father is hiding in the castle.

Storyteller

So became a handsome young prince
Court swineherd -
He pastured them at his borders
And washed down the bread with kvass.
And to know for sure
What does the princess want?
Prince from an ordinary pot
He made his own pot.
He gave him a voice
Silver drop -
When the pot of soup was cooking,
The bells rang.

The prince puts down his staff, takes out a pot and shows it to the audience.

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

Prince

And if you stretch out your hand
And hold over the steam
You can look into the plates
To both the young and the old,
Do you know where cabbage soup is cooked?
Omelettes and meatballs,
Where breams are spun in oil
And crumble vinaigrettes.
Where there are only beans for lunch,
And where is the pate from the kidneys.
Ring, my bell, ring!
Boil, boil, pot!

Pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess appears on the balcony, accompanied by the lady-in-waiting.

A princess

Pretty! Oh! Sharman! Mercy!
Here's a cute little thing!
Go to the pigsty and ask:
Will not sell?

The maid of honor leaves the castle and approaches the swineherd.

Pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

Maid of honor (arrogantly)

Hey, what do you want for him?

Prince

Ten kisses!

maid of honor (horrified)

Prince

Princesses!

Maid of honor

Prince

I won't take less!

The lady-in-waiting approaches the balcony, the princess leans towards her.

A princess

What does he want?

The maid of honor whispers in her ear.

A princess

Here's the kick!
How unpleasant!
Or maybe you...

Maid of honor

No he said
That only you...

Princess (with a sigh)

The princess leaves the castle and approaches the swineherd.

princess (prince)

Hey, you, with the potty, come!
(maid of honor)
And you cover us with a dress.
So that no one catches, look
For this kind of work.

The maid of honor stands between the castle and the kissers. The princess opens her umbrella and hides behind it with the prince. Kissing sounds are heard from behind the umbrella.

Prince

Once! Two! Three!

A princess

Prince

Not yet!
Four! Five!

Princess (in a whisper)

Prince

Six! Seven!

A princess

Here is the horror!

Prince

What about
eighth?

A princess

Get it!

Prince

So, there are only two left -
Ninth and tenth!

The sounds of the last two kisses are heard, the umbrella is removed.

A princess

Oh, how dizzy!
Give me the pot, damn it!

Pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess grabs the pot and runs off to the castle. The maid of honor hurries after her. After a while, both appear on the balcony along with the pot. The prince dines bread in front of the castle.

Storyteller

All day pot from the hearth
The princess didn't take pictures.

A princess

What do we have for lunch? Aha!
Woodcock and side narwhal!

Maid of honor

And the minister has a fricassee
And marmalade pudding.

A princess

At the general's grand meringue
With hot chocolate.

Maid of honor

And the court cat
Sardines with sour cream.

A princess

The padre has two whole cakes
And lamb ribs!

Maid of honor

And the shoemaker's hearth
Not heated for three weeks.

A princess

What did the carpenter and the potter eat?
Fi! Didn't eat anything!
(surprised)
And the prince of the neighbor, like a poor man,
I ate bread with kvass.

Maid of honor (concerned)

The soldier did not eat, the furrier did not eat ...
It's not broken, is it?

The maid of honor shakes the pot.

Pot (sings to the sound of bells)

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

The princess and the maid of honor go to the castle.

Prince

Alas, my love is dead!
I was chasing a ghost...
Oh rose, how right you are
And how wrong I was!
Let it be beautiful and gentle
Yes, from another test -
Girls like her
There is no place among princesses!

Storyteller

And letting go of your pigs
Wander around the neighborhood
The next day
The prince made a ratchet.
She knows how to play everything
Melodies in the world.

The prince takes out a ratchet and shows it to the audience. Music sounds, pigs dance. The princess and the maid of honor go out onto the balcony.

Prince

Eagle - an arrow, a trap - a fox,
And the partridge - nets!

A princess

How lovely! Nothing
I didn't hear better.
Go ahead and ask him...
Well ... this impudent,
How much will he give it
Yes, pay the bastard.
And tell me that this time
I won't kiss.

The princess gives the maid of honor a purse, she leaves the castle and goes to the prince. The ratchet spins, potpourri sounds.

Maid of honor (arrogantly)

Hey, what do you want for her?

Prince

Yes, a hundred kisses!
But no, so each with his own
Will remain.

The maid of honor and the prince look at the princess.

Princess (with a sigh)

The princess comes out of the castle and goes to the prince.

Hey you, with a ratchet, come!
(maid of honor)
And you cover us with a dress.
Follow the kisses
I don't have time to count them!

The maid of honor stands between the castle and the kissers. The princess opens her umbrella and hides behind it with the prince. From behind the umbrella, frequent kissing sounds are heard.

A princess

Maid of honor

No, only twenty-three.

A princess

Why did I agree?

Prince

Kiss, kiss, don't talk!

Maid of honor

Ah, I've lost count!

Kissing continues, the king-father comes out onto the balcony of the castle.

father king

And what is there, at the swine corners,
Is this happening?

The King Father comes out of the castle and sneaks up to the kissers.

father king

They have a holiday here.

A princess

Well, how much?

Maid of honor

Forty, I guess.

A princess

Can not be!

Prince

Kiss, kiss!

The King Father comes close and looks over the shoulder of the maid of honor behind the umbrella.

father king

Yes, what is going on here!

The umbrella falls. The prince and princess turn around. The maid of honor squeals and faints. The King Father takes off his shoe and hits the princess on the head with it.

father king

Oh you wretch!

The king-father also beats the prince. The maid of honor jumps up and runs into the castle.

father king

Kholuy!
Yes, you fail!
Reckless, go away!

A princess

But dad...

The King-Father takes a swing at the princess again.

father king

Go away!
And you are no longer my daughter!

The King Father is hiding in the castle, the door slamming is heard.

Princess (in tears)

I won't do that again!

The princess covers her face with her hands. The prince disappears and reappears next to the princess in his rich attire.

A princess

Oh, I'm unhappy! Why
Did I marry a prince?
Now alone, all alone
Oh, I'm dreaming about all this...

The princess lowers her hands, sees the prince and curtsies.

Princess (happily)

Ah, it's you! Bonjour! Pleasant!
Do you remember wanting
Marry me...

Prince (sadly)

You are in the mud!

The princess looks down at herself.

Prince

In the soul, not in the body.
Now goodbye, more I -
Not the same fool as before!
You are not worthy of a nightingale
And white roses!

The prince is hiding in his castle. The princess stands and sings sadly.

A princess

Ah, my dear Augustine,
Augustine, Augustine!
Ah, my dear Augustine,
Everything, everything is gone!

Storyteller

Saying goodbye to the sun, do not be sad -
Washing away summer paint
For us autumn rains
Fairy tales are written on glass
About the old time when
Sins were forgiven less often.
Other cities were
But the people were the same...

Antonina Timonova
Scenario for staging the fairy tale by G. H. Andersen "Swineherd" (senior preschool age)

The narrator:

There lived a prince. And he had a small kingdom. He decided to marry the imperial daughter.

Hundreds of princesses would gladly agree to marry a handsome prince. But he chose the imperial daughter. But let's listen to what the imperial daughter answered him.

(The prince comes out holding a rose and a cage with a bird in his hands.)

Prince:

A beautiful rose bush grows in my kingdom. It blooms once every five years, and one rose blooms on it. (sniffs)

Ah, what a sweet scent! Here I will give her and a beautiful bird to the princess. Maybe she will agree to marry me.

(Princess and ladies-in-waiting run out. They play, dance, laugh.

The emperor comes out. Everyone curtsies and sits down.)

Servant:

Your Majesty the Prince has sent you gifts. And he asks for the hand of your daughter.

A princess:

Ah, if only it were a little pussy!

(The Emperor examines the rose.)

A princess:

Oh, how cute, what is she made of?

(The ladies-in-waiting admire, look.

The princess picks up a rose, pulls her hand back, throws the rose and leaves offended.)

Emperor:

Wait get angry, look what's there for another gift.

(Removes cape from cage.)

A princess:

Hope it's not real?

Servant:

Real.

A princess:

Well, let it fly! Take it all away, I won't accept a prince. Girls go play!

The narrator:

The prince didn't get upset. He smeared his face with black paint, put on a hat so that he would not be recognized and came to the palace.

(Knock.)

Prince:

Hello emperor! Can you find a job for me.

Emperor:

There are a lot of you beggars walking around here. Get out. Get out ... But wait, I need swineherd. We have a lot of pigs divorced.

Prince:

Okay your majesty, I agree.

The narrator:

And so the prince in disguise began to graze pigs.

(Princess snorts, leaves.)

The narrator:

Happy prince pass pigs, and in the evening he made something. He made such a wonderful pot that, when something was boiled in it, the bells called song: "Oh my dear Augustine, Augustine

It's all gone, gone.

And if you hold your hands over the pot, you can find out who is cooking what.

(Hearing the music, the princess came with the ladies-in-waiting to the barnyard. She stops.)

A princess:

This music, I can play too, with one finger on the piano.

Maid of honor:

So this is the kind of music pouring out of the pot.

A princess: (maid of honor)

Go and ask him what he wants for this instrument.

Maid of honor:

What will you take for a pot?

Prince:

Ten kisses of the princess. Nothing less.

A princess:

What he said? Well, faster.

(The maid of honor whispers in the princess's ear.)

A princess:

What audacity!

(Leaves, but hearing the music, turns around and screams.)

A princess:

Don't you want ten kisses from my ladies-in-waiting?

Prince:

No thanks!

A princess:

What a bore! Well quickly stand around us.

(The ladies-in-waiting open their skirts. The prince and princess kiss. The ladies-in-waiting and the children count. The princess grabs the pot, runs away, goes and sniffs.)

A princess:

We now know who has soup, who has pancakes and cutlets (lists)

The narrator:

BUT swineherd I did not waste time in vain and made a ratchet. As soon as she turned in the air, she plays waltzes and polkas.

(Prince dances. Princess enters.)

A princess:

Oh what a delight! Haven't heard anything better! (to ladies-in-waiting) Go and ask him what he wants for this instrument. I won't kiss anymore.

(The maid of honor approaches, asks, returns, announces.)

A princess:

Yes, he's crazy. But I really want to have this item. After all, I am the emperor's daughter. Get around.

(The ladies-in-waiting surround and count 1,2,3…30…. 40…

The emperor comes out. asks the children.)

Emperor:

What a bunch! Gotta go see. !

(The Emperor sneaks up, looks in.)

Emperor:

What else is this? (takes off shoes, swings)

Get out of the palace. Leave everyone. (leaves, grumbles)

(The princess comes out and cries.)

The narrator:

BUT swineherd Behind the tree, he wiped off the paint, threw off his dirty clothes. And in front of the princess is a handsome prince.

(The prince exits, the princess curtsies.)

Prince:

Now I don't want to marry you. You refused an honest prince, and kissed for trinkets with swineherd. So be it, who has an unkind heart.

(Exits.)

The narrator:

The prince went to his kingdom, closed the doors with bolts, and the princess went on and sang: “Oh my dear Augustine, Augustine….

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