Any relationship is a joint development. If one goes forward, and the other is standing on the spot - people diverge.
There is nothing good in the farm than the feeding husband!
There are women like violins, there are a cello. My husband did a mistake in life - married electric drills!
My husband has the best wife!
Jealous wife read a husband's message in Facebook and felt frying.
Beats - it means he loves ... Husband poured, wiping tears and looking at bruises in the mirror.
Good to be married. It's so cool that there is a person next to you who can give the first pancake, and not throw away.
If the wife added in weight, then this is called "she diluted", and if the husband is "he matured."
Found a characteristic of her husband with kindergarten. "The child is sociable, eats good, sleeps and plays." 25 years passed, nothing has changed.
In the morning I woke up, went to the mirror, looked and thought, looking at the sleeping husband: "So you need!"
If in your teeth to hold the kitlet, the kiss of the husband will be more passionate!
Possed by my husband: "Sasha, pick up a kid from kindergarten. P.S. He will recognize you."
I am old-fashioned. I like to belong only to one man. As a man.
I thought I got married ... And it turned out: I took on the upbringing of the son of the Son of Mother
What happens to a woman once a month and ends in 4-5 days? - Salary of her husband!
If the husband gives his wife Flowers without any reason - it means that he just saw this reason.
The aroma of socks so manits, intoxicates and dope ... I have not sobbed so long ago! ... the husband returned from the gym ...
Katya and Whiskas ate, and the wallpaper in the corridor Drare, but the husband still called her hippo, not a kitty.
Choosing a husband, you choose your father to your children and the quality of your life.
A huge bream caught the zina today, when I forgot to wake my husband to fish.
If the woman grow wings, then her men will never grow horns ...
In women in life, three periods: in the first they are furious nerves in their father, in the second husband, in the third son-in-law
I am a woman. I do not want Jaguar, I want to love her husband and cook delicious borsch.
I had everything ... a house in Cannes, a round account in a bank, a lacquer and a hassle, who did not give a hassle ... Well, why did the alarm clock rang?!
Explanatory: "I was late for work because in the morning I was transferred through my husband and lingered a little ..."
Husband said that I eat like a bird ... half of my weight a day ...
What to give her husband if he has everything you need?
A friend will reiterate in trouble ... Gera in the battle ... Wife in the poorest ... husband on maternity leave.
I came to the conclusion - my husband is the happiest man ... Damn, it was necessary to so good to marry!
Woman will always fly !!! And on the wings or on the broom - depends on the husband!
Gave an ad: "I am looking for a husband". Already got a whole bag of letters! Basically with the same proposal: "Take my!"
Full pussy frying pan feed, empty raises!
Called her husband. I ask: "Do you love me very much?" Replies: "Buy!" Wow what is real marital interpretation!
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From the very moment the bridegroom takes the bride from her family, she becomes his family. Always everything starts with two people - family, children, love. No matter how much opinions do not exist about the family, but I think everyone knows that the husband and wife in equal measures take part in building a family nest and relationships. Someone can not give out a family more, but someone less. The only thing to agree is that everyone in the family should have their clear responsibilities, so at least it is easier to keep everything under control and in order. Still, whatever equality is in the family, but the duties of a husband in tradition is greater than the wife, because, as he was heard, her husband, he is a breadwinner and a getter. Although how well the head of the family did not fulfill all his duties, all his acts should go from the heart itself and for the benefit of the family and the general objectives. As everyone knows that only in skillful and loving hands My husband, the wife will only bloom and the good day of day. Only for the sake of such a man there is a desire to wake up every morning, to be a queen in the kitchen and in bed, create a comfort in the house and, no less important, always look fresh and desirable. It is this relationship that deserves a truly favorite husband and father. Our statuses about the beloved husband will always be relevant, since there were no real men.
Let the sister choose her husband, their parents bless them, and I, as an older brother, I will check it.
Dear invisible, you so often go to my page, but I can't understand your husband's mistress or my lover's wife?
My husband and I have a lot in common! We both love me.
A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that his wife did not say ...
My husband's friend is always the enemy of his wife, if only he is not a lover her.
Possed for a husband, who later came home on the refrigerator: "Your dinner, in the stomach of the dog."
At night, a man came back unexpectedly from a business trip, I saw that my wife sleeps alone, was surprised and left back on a business trip.
The woman gets married again only if the first husband was fighting her. And the man marries again just because he loved the first wife very much. Women are looking for happiness in marriage, men put their own on the map.
After the visit to the psychologist, I was able to return my husband to the family. In the family of his parents.
Husband and wife quarrel:
- If I could wash the dishes, the cattle!
- I can't ... hoofs interfere!
My requests are very simple: I want the same smart and economic husband, like dad, and the same beautiful and strong, like my brother!
My husband gave me a sea of \u200b\u200bflowers! Disturb in the field and says: "All your, collect!"
If the husband gives flowers for no reason - it means the reason is still there.
Previously, they said: "Better Tit is in hand than a crane in the sky." Now they say: "Better husband in bed, than a handsome in the social network!".
If the wife does not shout at night at night, then in the morning she shouts into her husband!
If a family broke out, it is impossible to blame only her husband ... both are to blame - both husband and mother-in-law.
A man from a woman is characterized by the fact that the man has only a tie on the neck. And the woman has beads, house, children, work, dog and husband, damn, in a tie!
I wanted to call the jealousy of my husband, I bought champagne and said that the stranger presented in the store, took the wallet and sent beer for the box.
Good husband Always wanted.
Wife with her husband to judge, except God.
Husband with his wife come to the nightclub. The husband looks at the girls, without tearing off his eyes, his wife noticing - on the ear to him: "Cut, catch an appetite, you will eat anyway."
The ability to make a husband right at night - it allows you to drive anywhere in it.
Yesterday, the husband caught up - as I shaved my feet with his razor. Forced to buy a new one. The new shaft is even better!
The wider wife of the waist, the longest thing her husband has a working day.
The best girlfriend is like a husband, the only and loved one. This is the one who conversations are not bored. This is the one whose pain to you like. This is the one who can raise you a mood when you want to cry
A good husband is not the one who looks gorgeous, who will open the door in the car, not the one who gives the hand to be promptly, the queen will call you to you. A good husband can wash the dishes, children know how to point at night. Good husband He will say the native, a good husband peace can give you!
If you do not have a husband, children and three chins, you have nothing to do at the meeting of graduates.
Sophisticated loyalty is when the husband and wife are not needed by anyone except for each other.
A clever woman is watching himself, stupid - behind her husband!
At work, wild thoughts are visited at work: "I'll come home - I will make cleaning, napping pies, put the husband's husband's shirts ..." I came, I went, I opened classmates, well, thank God, let go with the feats!
I envy my husband - so successfully married!
It's fine when you combine such qualities as a husband, lover, getter, the best girlfriend and your personal guardian angel
Not so much worried husband from a business trip like a wife from a corporate party.
The most reliable protection of a woman - love husband.
The biggest happiness in the world is to wait a small miracle from your beloved husband.
The husband is the one who just throwing the garbage, believes that he removed almost the whole house.
Take care of yourself - do not look into your husband's phone. Muga take care too. Remove your away.
Women, beat yourself, do not dig in your husband's phone ... and take care of it, keep your stay away ...
The purpose of any woman is to get a husband. The rest - he will give himself.
There is nothing good in the farm than the feeding husband!
What else can happiness in the world, when do I have loving husband and children?
My husband is 40 years old, and in "Odnoklassniki" his classmates 25-30 ... Lord, how hard it was difficult for him!
Sometimes a husband just shakes from me - I still - a stunning woman!
I say my husband - you look at your skin on my stomach already missing from beer - and he answers me that it is his head in the status of such a belly
A loving wife with attention will listen to a husband's point of view to then take exactly the opposite position.
To be sure that the husband likes the salad, you need to add a bundle of dumplings into it, a pinch of sausages and a sprig of sausages.
Survey the exams in the traffic police - it's not so difficult, but to pass the doctor to drive the husband to allow him to take the car - this is already a problem.
Wife changes her husband in three cases - if he is bad, good or not that neither.
If the husband says "I know for sure that this road is the shortest one," then the wife already knows exactly what needs to be prepared for an extremely protracted journey.
Blonde stands smokes in the kitchen. Husband looks and says:
- Dear sweat please cigarette.
- Dear, and you want to dinner stewed cigarette for dinner?
Get married - this is a very serious step! When we quarrel with parents, we do not think that you need to look for new! That husband must become a native little man! One and for life!
Self much joy Flowers bring not when they are donated on a birthday and not a guilty husband, but a loved one and just like that!
A happy family is the one in which the husband and wife for the day they forget that they are lovers, and at night that they are spouses.
Wife is a reflection of the love of her husband
If the husband comes drunk home, then the evil wife will give him on the brain, good feed and put to sleep, but normal - both.
If my husband stays in the kitchen and chat with me while I wash my dishes and treat me when I sick.
The forecasting wife believed her husband a maximum of two days ahead.
Worse husband who does not come on time, only a husband who comes not in time.
So that the wife does not turn into a drink, the husband should not become a log.
Family is not only husband and wife, first of all, the family is parents ... Thanks to this connection, you are the family of our children ...
In this world, one man needs me - one who once became a loved husband.
A good husband is not only a getter, but also a listener.
The lover bit me to the ass to the bruise. The husband is interested in: "What is it?". So I say: "Lover bites" ... Rzhet ... Cheerful guy.
Afternoon slept. I woke up, I found a note from the husband: "The benefits of you sleeping, of course, no, but the harm is less."
Yesterday came from work tired yesterday, so the married duty gave money.
There is happiness on Earth and this happiness is all in the family My family, my relatives I live I am my dear my husband, my kids here is everything you need in life.
Family happiness happens when the wife does not have time to spend money that her husband earns.
Sometimes the condition of happiness with his wife directly depends on the well-being of her husband.
Girlfriend beat her husband and girlfriend. She could not forgive the latter.
Yesterday with her husband, wallpaper glued. I almost divorced.
I love my husband and baby. In general, I adore my family.
We have a lot of things with my husband: he is proud and I am proud, he is harmful and I am harmful, he loves me and I love me!
Husband is always right, but the wife is never mistaken.
Listen to your husband. It will not make you humiliated, it will make you the best wife.
When I say my husband, that we are forever with him, he is about to pay ... wounded.
My mom will be a good fit ... She now regrets my future husband.
I do not smoke, I do not drink, I do not change my husband ... I wash, I cook, clean ... I do not brag, I complain ...
I decided to cook borsch! He entered the site, I hear boils. I think that let's boil - the sauce will, she is better than puree. Okay, the husband has long asked potatoes fried ... on coals!
Husband: Cute, you spend a lot of cosmetics, I will soon go crazy. Wife: Cute, if you saw me without cosmetics, you would have come crazy for a long time.
If the wife is sawing her husband, then wants to make a beautiful half of it.
Little to be husband and wife, you still have to become friends and lovers, then not to look for them on the side ...
In the perfect family, the wife does not notice where the money comes from, and the husband is not deliberate where they go.
Husband with his wife should be like hand and eyes: when the hand hurts - the eyes cry, and when the eyes cry - the hands wipe the tears.
When you choose my wife, you should be her not only husband, but also by the father, mother and brother, because it leaves the family, in order to be with you and follow your way.
It's not difficult to meet a man's dream, but it's already harder to hide it from her husband.
Wife leaves a note with her husband: "Take the Son from kindergarten! P.S. He will know you yourself! "
What a husband is also a wife.
Woman's wise woman, even quarreling with her husband, still cook him to eat ... a wise husband, even if he is right, it will come up and kisses his wife ...
New cool rice statuses, funny short quotes, beautiful aphorisms, best jokes, phrases, poems and good touching statements with meaning for VC and classmates.
I love you very much, and it's not a secret at all. After all, for me you are the very cute, there is no relatives in the world!
I love you all stronger, I do not need another husband. You get me nice, and I need more life!
Only one person asked me: "Did you lunch today? And you have a warm boots for the winter?" That's for him I got married.
I love you, my angel, I love your eyes, your cute misdeed, your tender words !!!
The soul is full of you, my husband, my friend and my hero. I'm behind you, as behind the wall, you always be with me.
Feelings are asking outside, torn out of the chest. I love you so much! Happiness is waiting for us ahead!
I love you, my husband, you admire you. I want to be with you, you are the best in the world, I know.
You are my native, such a favorite, you're a husband, not a guy and not a friend. In the hands of your reliable, strong I just touch as in paradise.
With you, I, as behind a stone wall, always protect me, my husband is native. With you, I am filled with unearthly, and for me you became the only one, relatives.
My most expensive man, desirable, close and native, your love is invaluable, I am happy that you are only mine!
I adore you, I love and respect, you are gentle, strong and brave! You're just my husband and I love you!
What happiness to wake up next! What happiness to keep your hand! Your love is a huge reward! You are my life, you should know it.
In the world, I need one man - one who once became a loved husband. My dear, I thank you for her affection, tenderness and love yours!
You are more than love: You are life, you passion, you tenderness, you are air sip, you are inevitable ... and children's dreams - all of you !!!
My dear, I love you! You are my life and happiness! I so want to be in grief and in bad weather. A hundred times I can tell my native, and it is so beautiful !!!
I love your lips, I love your hands, I love everything you have. I love how you kiss, love how dancing, I love how you love me!
I got married and do not regret it, now you, native, I am a hill and cheri. I got the best husband, and I remember the day when I admitted in love.
Kisses, you can't, you will stop, forgive me. I love you, you know, my native, loved husband!
You're so kind and beautiful, I want to be always with you, I'm happy with you, my dear, I didn't say that I said: "Yes."
My cute husband, my faithful friend, in life it is easy to me with you, we all envy you around, and we don't have the fate of another.
I love you, my dear, I will not exchange anyone. And I know that you value with my destiny, and not play.
I want to always be with you, smile and cry, laugh and sad, bring up kids, cook you food, love and be loved.
I love you with all the soul, the light of your eyes is always with me. I keep my hands warmly all the troubles called. We live without lies and false. I pray that it was like that.
I scream about love for you! You are the best, most necessary! You fall asleep, I whisper: Thank you, dear, that I became my husband!
Favorite, native, good man, I really need you! You are always in my heart and thoughts, I think about you even in a dream, I love and appreciate!
I love my husband for always with me nearby. He is for me the closest person in life.
My precious, the most gentle, the most cute, how lucky me to be with you, your wife!
It is good that there is such a wonderful person next to me. Sometimes closing my eyes, I think about it, if we were not met, and with horror I understand that then I would not be happy. I love you!
Two gold rings on our fingers is a symbol of what we are inseparable from each other. This is a symbol of our love. I am proud to wear wedding ringand insanely glad that my husband is exactly you.
A man from my dream once became a faithful husband. My best, that's you need me most about the world!
Every day, living together, I love you stronger. Better husband is not in the world - this thought I warm my soul!
We are with you together for a long time ... My heart is given to you ... My lover, my devotee, the best in the light of the spouse!
I love you so passionately, my husband is my most space ... Your lips, your hands - for me everything, for a spouse !!!
I will rush to you, my husband. And I admire the constant ... We have the unity of souls with you, I did not meet equal! I wish you one and the coast as the treasure is invaluable. None elsewhere else, you just be faithful to me ...))
Best status:
You are my favorite man on earth. Not in vain the soul around the vane trust you ... Now all the days are beautiful, and the nights are so gentle ... you are the most passionate for a loving wife!
If the husband is a log, then the wife of sin does not cut it!
Under your favorite look, I taja, like a candle ... I feel reliable with you, there is no time to miss. You are not just a husband - a desired man, native ... Stay constantly next to me!
Feelings to keep not in the power ... The heart is madman knocking ... He fell in love with her husband, in the veins again Blood Blood !!!
I love you so much. I do not need anything other than you.
You are more than love: You are life, you passion, you tenderness, you are air sip, you are inevitable ... and children's dreams - all of you !!!
A man who hit a woman is not a man, but a pitiful slug and a coward.
In the world, I need one man - one who once became a loved husband. My dear, I thank you for her affection, tenderness and love yours!
The soul is full of you, my husband, my friend and my hero. I'm behind you, as behind the wall, you always be with me.
A man from my dream once became a faithful husband. My best, that's you need me most about the world!
I want to always be with you, smile and cry, laugh and sad, bring up kids, cook you food, love and be loved.
What happiness to wake up next! What happiness to keep your hand! Your love is a huge reward! You are my life, you should know it.
It is good that there is such a wonderful person next to me. Sometimes closing my eyes, I think about it, if we were not met, and with horror I understand that then I would not be happy. I love you!
My dear, I love you most of all in the world and I will be with you until the end of life.
I love you, my husband, you admire you. I want to be with you, you are the best in the world, I know.
With you, I, as behind a stone wall, always protect me, my husband is native. With you, I am filled with unearthly, and for me you became the only one, relatives.
I love you all stronger, I do not need another husband. You get me nice, and I need more life!
I love you with all the soul, the light of your eyes is always with me. I keep my hands warmly all the troubles called. We live without lies and false. I pray that it was like that.
When I saw the eyes of this man, I immediately understood, he would be my husband. That's right I can't look.
The wife can not without her husband, the husband can not without a mistress.
Prince On a white horse, you can wait all life, and the husband is still needed.
Sometimes I think how good, have close manReady for all for you. Somehow easier to become.
How I missed my husband and, according to him: Dear, and where is my tie?
My cute husband, my faithful friend, in life it is easy to me with you, we all envy you around, and we don't have the fate of another.
I love my husband for the fact that he is like a cell phone. Always available.
She will not even think to take the phone and call, because the man is still you, and not she.
I love you, my angel, I love your eyes, your cute misdeed, your tender words !!!
In my life, only one man asked me: Is I not hungry? Is it cold? Therefore, it was for him that I got married.
My precious, the most gentle, the most cute, how lucky me to be with you, your wife!
I got married and do not regret it, now you, native, I am a hill and cheri. I got the best husband, and I remember the day when I admitted in love.
My most expensive man, desirable, close and native, your love is invaluable, I am happy that you are only mine!
I will not exchange my own and unique husband to anyone.
My dear, I love you! You are my life and happiness! I so want to be in grief and in bad weather. A hundred times I can tell my native, and it is so beautiful !!!
My husband, my hero, I'm behind you, as behind the stone wall.
I can tell my husband everything. Even what I would definitely be angry if he heard it from another person.
That is the period of time when it was the most expensive and beloved children and husband for you.
Only one person asked me: "Did you lunch today? Do you have a warm boots for the winter? " That's for him I got married.
In order for a man to never be forgetting you, he has a lot of money.
I envy me all best friendsBecause I have the best husband. I fully agree with them and I will not give it to anyone.
I love your lips, I love your hands, I love everything you have. I love how you kiss, love how dancing, I love how you love me!
I love you very much, and it's not a secret at all. After all, for me you are the very cute, there is no relatives in the world!
How many years we are familiar with you, and only now you have become my dear. My husband. I love you.
My favorite, gentle, desired, gentle, courageous. That's you, my hubby.
Kisses, you can't, you will stop, forgive me. I love you, you know, my native, loved husband!
I sell your beloved man for 13 rubles (2 eggs on 5p. And match 3r).
I dreamed of talking to your loved one "Dear". Finally, my dream came true, but dear?
I scream about love for you! You are the best, most necessary! You fall asleep, I whisper: Thank you, dear, that I became my husband!
The husband answers: I have two options, a girl or a boy.
A real man is called a man who is never inferior to a place next to a woman.
I adore you, I love and respect, you are gentle, strong and brave! You're just my husband and I love you!
Favorite, native, good man, I really need you! You are always in my heart and thoughts, I think about you even in a dream, I love and appreciate!
You are my native, such a favorite, you're a husband, not a guy and not a friend. In the hands of your reliable, strong I just touch as in paradise.
I love my husband for always with me nearby. He is for me the closest person in life.
I always dreamed of such a husband. I can admire it infinitely, I like every movement, every gesture. Let only anyone try to take it from me.
I never thought it would be great to wake up on our huge bed from your endless snoring.
Feelings are asking outside, torn out of the chest. I love you so much! Happiness is waiting for us ahead!
About my husband can not be said that he was laughing with pears, because he eats apples all the time.
Wife asks a question with her husband: dear, and what will happen if I get pregnant?
You're so kind and beautiful, I want to be always with you, I'm happy with you, my dear, I didn't say that I said: "Yes."
Dear, do not worry, there are sorry in life, I know that we have happiness ahead.
I am very glad that I found such a man as you. Although we live in marriage for 10 years, when I am next to you, I still have goosebumps.
I love you, my dear, I will not exchange anyone. And I know that you value with my destiny, and not play.
Two gold rings on our fingers is a symbol of what we are inseparable from each other. This is a symbol of our love. I proudly wear a wedding ring, and madly glad that my husband is exactly you.
- The feeling of love for my husband will approach the throat - I'm conquered for my life!
- I'm in captivity! My man)) And I don't need more happiness!
- One fateful meeting decided everything - and I got married without thinking!
- My eyes are filled with colored paints, and life is pleasure. Thanks for this my husband!
- My husband is the best of men and you already want to meet a centenary anniversary!)
I adore to meet your beloved husband in the evenings from work: tired, but such a nurse!)
- My husband is the only hero of the novel, where all the chapters are devoted to him only!
- My favorite husband is my dream in reality!
- In the affairs everything is laid and life is beautiful when I look at my husband's eyes in love!
- Madly I love hot nights with my husband, which belongs only to us two!
Statuses about love for her husband, with meaning
- My heart will never be broken, because I have the most loyal husband!
- There are sad moments in marriage, but pleasant emotions are many times more and it's happiness!
- I still could find you among thousands of views around and pulled a happy family ticket!
- Our halves of the hearts have developed in one puzzle called Family!
- Even all the very beautiful flowers On Earth will not replace me invaluable spouse!
- Love confessions of my spouse every year everything is more sensitive!
- You can replace everything and everyone, but not my husband - I love and proud!
- Our many years of sharing, though it was thorny, but we are a happy family!
- My marriage - just a wonderful fairy tale, in which the main wizard is my husband!
- In our marriage, not only mutual love is hiding, but eternity!
- I and my husband, like a petal and dew droplets, and this is a complete harmony!
- You are my solar charm for so many years and every year our family bonds are all stronger!
Husband is the person who firmly knows who the owner of my heart)
- You fill my body and mind with full-fledged happiness, and this is 100% successful marriage!)
- Such a simple word "husband" contains for me all the most beautiful!
- Ring on my right hand It is a hundred times more expensive than its real price - on fate I got the best husband!
Statuses about love for her husband and children
- Marriage in which there is a child, albeit troubled, but strong!
- The family in which love reigns, so cooler than the picture of Rembrandt!
- A full-fledged family that in which two adults and two little men like me!
- I am happy to meet every morning in the arms of my husband and with great pleasure evening when you have a dinner with the whole family!
- I created a strong and happy family, And it is almost like writing a philosophical book.
I got married and doubled my happiness, and when the baby was born - already tripled!
- Loving husband will always give way to his wife, and the child will see proper example.
- An intelligent wife will always be considered a husband's opinion and listen to the wishes of the child, just like me!)
- The presence of a husband and child reveals the essence of a woman to the maximum.
- In front of her husband and their own chad never need to be sabotage - this is the secret happy family.
- Happy children are born from genuinely loving parents.
- Husband and children are a source of limitless happiness for his wife and mom.
