Cool sms for the girl you like. What to write to a girl to make her feel good: SMS, WhatsApp or VK? Examples of pleasant phrases for interlocutors. Cheeky and fun style

Many guys have a problem, they don't know what to write to a girl to make her feel good. It is not difficult when you have known a person for a long time, but if you have known each other for several days, it is difficult to guess which phrase will cheer her up and create the right impression. We will try to help, share our experience and imagination, as well as tips from experienced people.

What to write to a girl in the first message?

The most difficult thing is to start, the first letter is undoubtedly difficult to formulate, because there is a person you do not know at all, and often you have never seen. Therefore, you should be modest and avoid vulgarity in messages, but keep intrigue and originality:

“Today is a good day for a pleasant acquaintance, can it take place?”;
"Hello, I am also a fan of this group, tell me, on which site is it better to download their songs?";
“I can't solve this problem, can you help me?”;
“Hello, don't you remember me?”;
“I need to make a present for my sister, tell me what a 12-year-old girl might like?”;
“Hello, my name is Sergey, I am a member of the same group, so I wanted to meet you”;
“Today I dreamed of a beautiful stranger, and in the morning I accidentally saw your photo, are there such coincidences?”;
“Let's just become a friend and girlfriend?”;

If you are really interested in her, study her page: what is her hobby, what groups she is, what kind of music she listens to. This will give you information with which to start dating.

How to proceed further?

If she doesn't answer, you shouldn't insist, then she doesn't want to. The girl replied with a phrase that suggests further communication - act. It all depends on the goals, if this is flirting for an easy relationship, then do not delay with poems and emoticons, throw in a few defining phrases:

"Are you sad? I can brighten up the evening for a lonely girl ”;
"Baby, I am worried about your hot photos, do you want to meet?";
“You are cool and I’m not a mistake, I think we’ll have a great time together, do you mind?”;
“I'm ready to shine myself to you, are you ready?”;

By answering them, she will immediately make it clear what she is ready for. But when you are looking for a serious acquaintance - the correspondence can last an indefinite time, do not rush, do not push, recognize the person and at the same time don't forget to compliment:

“Great photo, how did you manage to take such a picture?”;
“Every time I rush here to spend an evening in a pleasant company”;
“I didn't find a message from you today and was upset”;
"It is interesting for me to communicate with you on the Internet, I am sure that it is more interesting in life."

Slowly probe her, talk less about yourself, if she is interested, she will take an interest herself, this will be a good sign.

This video demonstrates several interesting, original examples of such messages, after which any girl will certainly melt:

What to write to a girl you like?

You have already met a little, perhaps you are dating and so you want to please your beloved with a message during the day:

“They say that angels live in heaven and only occasionally come down to earth - I was lucky, I saw one yesterday”;
"The most beautiful eyes are reading this message now";
“The nicest thing I can do is think about you”;
“Baby, when you are far away, days and nights last twice as long, and the sun does not shine so brightly, I want to be near”;
"The most best girl was with me tonight ”;
“You see the weather has turned bad, because you are sad today, give people joy - smile”;
“You cured me of color blindness, now I see the world in bright colors”;

You can use these phrases as they are, you can change the meaning by adding a suitable smiley and a hint of humor for a good mood.

How to apologize in verse to a girl?

It happens that a guy will offend a girl, and then it is difficult to find the words of an apology. Of course, it is better to personally ask for forgiveness, but sometimes there is no way and the Internet comes to the rescue.

Use the usual touching sentences:

“Forgive the fool, I was wrong, I'm afraid to lose you much”;
"I know that because of my mistake you are not sleeping now, I want to change everything, what happened to forget."

Or send poetry :

I want you to shine with a smile

Forgive my mistakes!

My baby knitted his eyebrows

Excuse me for the grief!

I stayed alone and miss

Alone now I'm on my way

It's not too late to admit your guilt

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Darling, I'm sorry for the quarrel,

I admit I'm guilty

I brought you a lot of grief

You smile - I will be glad!

I'm afraid of losing you

I will henceforth be calm and affectionate,

Agree to take a walk with me

I am standing under the balcony with flowers.

Of course, it all depends on the degree of guilt, but it is unlikely that a woman will be able to resist poetry (even not always with rhyme) and sincere apologies.

What shouldn't be written to a woman?

There are phrases, after reading which the girl will not communicate with you. Usually this is either vulgar flirtation or your own exaltation. Below are some examples:

« Hello, let's get to know each other!"- This phrase is normal, but it gives the right to choose, you can simply answer this question:" No ";
« You probably won't answer my message, but ...»- a demonstration of uncertainty, and this does not paint a man;
« I may not be your type"- this is never good when you meet someone. How does she know what kind of person is writing a message if you are just trying to get to know each other;
« Baby let's have sex"- but everything is clear at once, but not for serious intentions. Some ladies will love this context if you are looking for one for these purposes. But when you need a woman to build serious relationship or even a family, it is better to exclude this proposal;
« At your place nice pictures and the content is as beautiful?"- sounds defiant and if some accept the challenge, the majority will be added to the black list.

Try to be just a man in correspondence with a new acquaintance, communicate on an equal footing, do not belittle yourself and do not put "above" and everything will work out.

How to write to a girl in an original way: "Hello"?

We are used to starting a letter with the word "hello", but you can replace it for originality:

"You are so beautiful that I forgot to say hello";
“There is a thread, I want to strike up a friendship here”;
“What can you say about phonetic analysis of a word?”;
“Do you know that today is Saturday, and not yesterday and not even tomorrow?”;
"Tell me, how many electrodes does the transistor have?";
“Do you play chess? Me not.";
"Tryam";
"Zdrave" - in Bulgarian.

There are many original phrases, greetings in foreign languages or "terrible" sentences from physics or other complex sciences sound good, they speak of you as an intellectual person. It is difficult to guess right away what a particular girl will like, information from her page on the social network can help.

So, we suggested what to write to the girl so that she probably would be pleased, the rest is yours. Be careful but persistent when you meet, modestly and ingratiatingly when you apologize.

Video: funny attempts to get to know each other

In this video, Daniil Rogozin will show 20 funny "tackles" in a girl, written in VK:

According to statistics, most girls have a good sense of humor in the list of qualities that their chosen one should have. If you want to make your girlfriend laugh by sending her funny sms, then this section will help you with this!

Here you will find comic, funny and cool sms to your girlfriend written in poetry and prose.

"Save me !!!"
Pulse - 200, pressure 190/90, state of mind - depression, lack of coordination, diagnosis depends on you, treatment is your love. Save me !!!

"1000 kisses!"
If in 25 seconds you do not answer me an SMS, of which 15 seconds have passed, and if the SMS does not arrive in 10 seconds, of which 8 seconds have passed, you will owe me 1000 kisses!

"In connection with the violation of Article 63 ..."
In connection with the violation of article 63 of the love code, I condemn you to life imprisonment in my heart. The verdict is final and not subject to appeal.

"Everything will be great!"
Everything will be super! Everything will be great! You are the best, and that's great!

"Attention! This is a terrible virus! "
Attention! This is a terrible virus! He made his way into my phone book, chose the most beautiful, intelligent, affectionate, sexy and charming girl there and sent her this SMS!

"Be beautiful like Malvina"
Be beautiful, like Malvina, cheerful, like Pinocchio, and like Cinderella - kind, like a princess - good.

"Cold again ..."
It's cold again, and again I'm bored, and you, as before, in the distance, I hope, remember me, as the sky remembers the earth! ..

"Europe is sleeping ..."
Europe is asleep, Australia is asleep. It is getting dark in America, and the most beautiful eyes in this world are reading my sms!

"You live in my heart.."
You live in my heart.
You live in my soul.
You live in my thoughts.
You live in the head ...
When will you pay for the rent !?

"One hundred thousand chipmunks"
One hundred thousand chipmunks cannot be compared with you in terms of softness and fluffiness.

"I don't know myself without you"
I don't know myself without you
Without you, it's all the same without myself
I can't imagine myself without you
So keep yourself for me!

"Virtual Kiss"
- It's a virtual kiss. Press it to your heart. Repeat 7 times.

"I wanted..."
I would like to send you all my love, but the postman said it was too big.

"I kiss the tips of your wings"
My dear angel, looking at the night sky, I mentally speak about my feelings for you.
I so want to be heard in your heart ...
I kiss the tips of your wings.

"Jealousy is stupid, it's a fact!"
Jealousy is stupid, it's a fact!
And love is different ...
Who does not love is a fool!
And who loves - twice!

"Be beautiful ..."
Be beautiful, be smart, that's all my words!

"You are girls"
You are girls, like bullets with a displaced center of gravity: you hit the heart, hit the pocket, and go out sideways ...

"... manyunya, stop moping"
You, manyunya, stop moping,
Completely healthy!
Learn to cook borscht
And dumplings with pilaf.

From such feeding, I
Immediately I will grow kinder
And I'll buy you brandy
Well, and groceries!

"Hello baby!"
Hello baby, how are you?
I remember you.
Sleep is gone, peace is gone.
Reply to this SMS.

"Autumn has come"
Autumn has come
Sheets are falling.
I do not need anyone,
Except you.

"Raisins don't come to my mind"
Raisins don't come to my mind
The sandwich doesn't fit in your mouth
Pastila is not good
Without you, my soul!

"To be matrimonial duty ready"
To you, beloved, health,
Do not groan so as not to hurt,
To be matrimonial duty ready,
Always perform without sound!

"How sweet marmalade is sweet"
Like a delicate marmalade is sweet, like a ray of light is bright. All this is about you, answer me by SMS!

"There is only a moment..."
There is only a moment between the past and the future ...
It is he who is called - YOU! :)))

"I so love to look into your eyes ..."
I love to look into your eyes so much.
Their gaze is so tender, so dangerous.
Sometimes he is joyful, sometimes he is embarrassed,
Then suddenly harsh, but how beautiful!

"Hi, I am SMS!"
Hi, I am SMS! Who is that looking at me like that? beautiful eyes I even got dizzy.

"I got a call from paradise ..."
They called me from paradise and said that the most escaped from them beautiful angel but I didn't give you away ...

"Heaven and earth argued ..."
Once heaven and earth argued which of them is more beautiful. The sky, to prove its beauty, showed the Stars, and the earth, to prove its beauty, showed YOU.

"How many drops are in the blue sea"
How many drops in the blue sea, how many dust on the ground - so many tender kisses I send you.

"I miss you, darling!"
I want to kiss you tenderly, so that your heart does not freeze even in the most severe frosts! I miss you, darling!

"I love you more than anyone else in the world!"
My love for you is like a dinosaur, big
It is like space, without end and edge!
I can't keep it a secret
I love you more than anyone else in the world!

"Put your face to the sun ..."
Put your face in the sun and it will kiss you.
Gently gently.
Like me.

"The moon is lonely ..."
The lonely moon looks out the window, it's dark for me without you in this world. You are the clear sun in my life, send sms and I will feel warmer!

"You are just a glorious creature"
You are just a glorious creature, you are just very, very sweet and be so - one desire: so that life does not change you.

"If you see me ..."
If you see me, don't look. If you look, don't kiss. If you kiss, don't make love to me. If you make love to me, then don't stop.

"You are not a blue-eyed blonde"
You are not a blue-eyed blonde
And not a magazine cover girl
You won't be seen at parties
You did not fall in love with millions of yourself.

But I managed to fall in love with you
And you became for me both an actress and a singer!
Your eyes, face and perfect figure
I love all this very much, in kind!

"A Pair of the Most Beautiful Eyes Wanted"
Wanted is a pair of the most beautiful eyes in the world, who illegally crossed the border of love and friendship and stole my heart! I look into those eyes and recognize You!

"Your Kitty."
I dedicate poetry to my beloved Musyaka (read with expression)!
Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Your Kitty.

"Let us live cool"
Let us live cool, so that we don't want to change our lives! Falling in love is a reason for temptation, let's seduce each other !!!

"DANGER!"
DANGER! Your phone has a BOMB, it will detonate if you don’t call me within 15 seconds and tell me where and when we will meet.

"The hand is trembling, I am writing a letter"
My hand is trembling, I am writing a letter
I ask to deliver love to you,
I send sms: I love, I love,
And I don’t know any more letters.

"I'll be late today"
I'll be late today
Important program,
I promise I won't get drunk
Honestly, mom!

Current if a little,
Kind of like stress
Mark the path of thoughts,
Purely for progress!

"If you love a flower ..."
If you love a flower - the only one that is no longer on any of the many millions of stars, this is enough ...
You look at the sky and you feel happy.
And you say to yourself: "Somewhere there lives my flower ..."

“Move away, huh? :) "
I look to the left - I see you.
I look to the right - I see you.
I look at the sky - I see you.
I look at the ground - I see you.
Move away, huh? :)

"Shot in the head, but hurt my heart"
The sniper will miss, the client is alive.
The surgeon will miss, the client is a corpse.
And now I am an island in the ocean, stretching from life to a cemetery, because you shot in the head and hurt your heart.

"The stars obey the brave ..."
The stars obey the brave, the strong, the noble. Well, who do you think we are talking about !?

"Visit for a long time ..."
Visit for a long time, as always,
Today I was going
How we got there - that's the trouble
The booze was running out!

"I love you so much..."
I love you so much that I am ready for you to get the moon from the sky, fill you with hundreds of red roses, steal everything you want.

"... your tanker is not a tenant"
The ears are quite sharp,
Eye in the scope of the "Fly",
And your tanker is not a tenant,
You will become a century-old!

I love you ... and my heart stops
When I whisper your name.
I look into my eyes - they don't know
That without them I can no longer.

I do not regret what happened
It's just a pity that it was without you.
My life ... And the blood froze in my veins ...
Again I look into your eyes.

Oh, words, how few of you are in the end,
It is impossible to convey feelings ...
You know, I would say without words,
If only I could hug you ...

My dear, minutes of parting
Like poison, they torment blood and flesh
They tear their souls ... But from empty groans
Kilometers will not disappear away.

Hello dear. How are you?
Don't say that as always.
I missed you, I want to hug
And never let go.
I remember every day and night
After all, thoughts do not go away
All those moments, day and hour,
That passed us by
I will never forget!
Let the star fall now:
May we be together forever.

When I am the wind, you are my wave.
When I am the sky, you are my star.
When I am a blooming bush, you are spring.
In you everything that is sweet to me in the world.

Darling, you are affectionate, tender,
And I don't need anything with you ...
From heaven for my life you were given to me -
My star, joy and reward!

My life has changed
Played with paints
When you appeared in it,
A wondrous winter tale.

I believed in love with you,
Been to the clouds
In this heights beyond
I am not afraid.

The heart beats very often,
In anticipation of miracles
I'll give you all the affection
Tenderness is all that there is.

My air is filled with you
I breathe it full chest,
Intoxicated with passion,
As always, I'm in a hurry to see you.

I turned my head
I took my heart
Bewitched bewitched
Forever you are me.

I fell in love with you without memory
Seeing for just a moment
I obeyed your beauty
Angelic, alluring face.

Eyes a bottomless ocean
Misty wire beckons
I want to hug your slender body,
To touch the lips that are intoxicating.

You are my life, my bright ideal,
I want to hold your hand all my life!
I've always dreamed of you alone
You will drive away sorrow, all evil and boredom!

My love is so limitless
And as deep as the ocean!
I'll tell you very succinctly:
I'm drunk from love for you forever!

From the minute we first met
And until today,
I proudly straighten my shoulders
After all, I also have happiness.

And inspired by this happiness,
From gentle lips touching
Intoxicated with your love
I am writing you a confession.

I'm forever in love with your soul ...
Maybe it's too pretentious
But, captivated by his passions,
Only with you do I dream of the highest.

I know there is so little benefit from words
Without actions that confirm them ...
Ready to be a reliable support
I will if you wish.

Trying to get away from emotions
And I love, and I am quietly sad -
If you just want to come in
I will let you into my heart.

Let the romance of phrases be naive
But I again catch myself thinking,
That the whole world is a fairy tale for us
Because I love you.

Before I could open my eyes
I flutter in your tenderness.
And even though there is a thunderstorm outside
In your arms I melt!

I love with you every moment
And every day I cherish.
Soul impulses, a ringing cry:
"Darling, I love you!"

You are my most delicate flower
You are an angel from heaven, incarnate!
I believe in every petal
And I'm ready to follow you!

My dear, fragile, tender,
Like the sun you smile.
How the endless river flows,
This is how love for you does not end.

I love your hands and your hair
Your joy is no more dear to me.
About your love in a full voice
I will shout to the world without fatigue.

Too original SMS to a girl in which you praise her beauty have not worked for a long time. The reason is that by showing your heightened interest, you make yourself less desirable in her eyes. In addition, she will feel if you use a template SMS.

At the same time, there are some sms that will make you really interesting guy in her eyes. I present to your attention a selection of original sms for a girl. After reading the article you will find at least 5 pieces that you can immediately use with your girlfriend.

Cheeky and fun style

Girls know that if a guy writes something slightly rude or "sharp", then he has increased confidence. At the same time, completely serious SMS with rudeness can offend her.

But if you combine audacity and humor, then she will wonder if you are telling the truth or joking.

Examples of such SMS:

« Do me a little favor ... text me back. Just hello or something)". And when she answers, continue: “ You see, my friends don't believe that blondes can write SMS. But we'll show them, friend))) ».

« What are you doing? Well, besides that, and are you drawing a heart on a piece of paper? "- this SMS will cause her a surge of emotions, because she might not think about you at all. And even more so, do not draw hearts on paper. This will show her that you are a little cocky and opinionated.

« The news reported that a girl who looked like you was taken to a psychiatric hospital. She wore only thongs and rode rides. I'll come for you, but just promise that this won't happen again ».

« Oh check it out cool guy vk. com / your_ id ».

« Those innocent eyes, juicy lips, snow-white smile ... everything is so tasty) But what are we all about me - how are you doing? ».

Ideally, any jokes should be combined with warmth. This creates a special effect: on the one hand, you are cocky, on the other, you are caring. For this à

Use nicknames!

It is advisable to give her some interesting nickname when meeting or in the process of communication. It has long been accepted that nicknames are given only by relatives or very close people. This means that by calling her something special in SMS, you will immediately stand out against the background of most of her boring fans.

For example, if she has long eyelashes or pronounced eyes, then call her "eyelash".

More options for nicknames: Curly, Baby, Freckle, Princess, Snow White, Goldilocks.

Feel free to use any interesting nickname, even if she is too "seriously" surprised that you call her that.

Role reversal

Another interesting kind of original is the role reversal.

« Just don't take it personally if at a meeting with you I whine and demand a lot of attention. ».

« Madaaam, when will you invite me to dinner by candlelight? ».

« Listen, let's go this weekend at ...<известный ТЦ>, will you buy me something? ».

« I just thought, maybe you and I will put off all this ... And sometimes you make me feel like some kind of meat ».

« Hey, stop thinking about me! I feel it all well ... little pervert ».

« Stop thinking about me so much »

« Already miss? "(It is better to write the one with which you had good date or sex).

Let him fight!

There is another type of original sms for a girl. These are the sms that show that you are moving away from her now or did not let her close to you until now.

Such SMS makes the girl understand that she needs to fight for you, and if she does not do this, she may lose you.

« Yeah, I thought too much of you "- write this to her if she wrote you something bad.

« Of all the Katya I know ... I think I like you the most. ».

« I was just thinking about you, how nice it was if you were there, you would cook me a delicious dinner. Well, and the dishes, so be it, I would wash it myself ».

Role-playing games

« Something boring. Let's fly to Las Vegas and marry you to the fattest Elvis Presley lookalike? ».

Such original sms you immerse the girl in an alternate reality. And, most likely, she will gladly reciprocate you.

« I figured out where we will eat today. Let's find some decent strip club and have dinner. At the same time we will earn a lot of money thanks to you ».

« Listen, and we flew to Las Vegas, get married there, then we will argue about what to call our third child, divorce and grow old in depression and loneliness ...? ».

Confessions of a beloved girl

Are you used to delighting your beloved with SMS messages, and do not know what else to think of a new one to send to her? Or maybe she has a difficult period in her life or something went wrong in your relationship? In general, are you looking for how to cheer her up? Go to the section of our website where you can find cool SMS for your beloved. In the variety of options offered, there will definitely be one that will appeal to both you and your beloved. After all, jokes, humor and gags only strengthen the relationship between a guy and a girl, this has already been repeatedly tested and proven. Do not believe it - you have the opportunity to check it.

Oh, what a neck, what legs
Haven't seen such a crumb for a long time
And ripe cherry lips
They are so loving to me today

How good you are today
Heart and soul rejoice
Come on, undress leisurely
And we will make the kid

I will draw for you
Love's beautiful features
And I will wait as long as you
You can't squeeze yourself into them.

The girl is touchy
You want a lot
I gave you flowers
But you didn’t become mine.

Your appearance is beautiful
And the insides too
Everything would be cool with us
Be you younger

And not a magazine cover girl
You won't be seen at parties
You did not fall in love with millions of yourself.

And you became for me both an actress and a singer!
Your eyes, face and perfect figure
I love all this very much, in kind!

Oh how would your legs look
Yes on my shoulders
Come to me my darling
For an evening by candlelight.

I will give you advice, friend:
Never be shy
If a guy is cheating
Come and hit in the face!

My hand is trembling, I am writing a letter
I ask to deliver love to you,
I send sms: I love, I love,
And I don’t know any more letters.

I'm drunk today
I'm very bored without ladies
Come to my bigwam
I confess my love to you

You, manyunya, stop moping,
Completely healthy!
Learn to cook borscht
And dumplings with pilaf.
From such feeding, I
Immediately I will grow kinder
And I'll buy you brandy
Well, and groceries!

Early in the morning at the window
The cat is recognized by the cat,
He presses his paw to his heart,
Gently wags her tail:
"I will not hide from you,
I love you like sour cream! "

Absolutely perfect body
No blemishes on the face
This is how I represent you, boldly
After vodka: - three glasses

I'll write this SMS for a start,
And at the meeting I will kiss
And in my arms I will strangle!

To you, beloved, health,
Do not groan so as not to hurt,
To be matrimonial duty ready,
Always perform without sound!

I look to the left - I see you.
I look to the right - I see you.
I look at the sky - I see you.
I look at the ground - I see you.
Move away, huh? :)

Humor helps us live! Any, even the most difficult life situation becomes a little easier if you look at it with humor. No wonder they say that funny people live longer and definitely happier. If something goes wrong in a relationship with your girlfriend, she is sad and offended by you, a playful apology will help defuse the situation. If your other half is having a tough time, problems are pouring in from all sides, try to cheer her up with funny messages. Perhaps this will help her relax and look at her troubles from a different angle. Delight your girlfriend with cool messages, make her smile, and the darkest times will certainly brighten.

Expensive! You are irresistible! Here I look at you and do not reflect!

Darling, are you a drinking companion?

I loved you! Yet? May be.

Expensive! I have two tickets to clean up the city tomorrow. I invite you!

I am ready for anything for the sake of making love, even to love.

A bitch lives in every woman, and even two or even three in you!

I'm not going to pester you at all ... I mean, by sms.

Hey! Let's argue with you for $ 100 that I will invite you to spend the night now, and you refuse?

Hey! Does your mom need a son-in-law? In short, marry me.

Darling! You are very beautiful, and beautiful girls must be propagated.

Of all the feminine charms you have, I see, there is only a cool smiley face.

If not for those adorable wrinkles around the eyes, I would not have given you more than thirty!

I fell in love with you from the first glance at your navel - it is so charmingly tied with you!

Expensive! You have such wonderful hair ... Just like a wig.

Your eyes are like stars - one higher, the other lower.

Did anyone tell you that you are very beautiful? Probably not! After all, now people have become so honest.

Expensive! With such forms, you can do without content.

You have such long legs... Especially the right one.

I write to you and think ... Can you imagine?

Your beauty can only be compared with the mind of your girlfriend!

Do not be sad, otherwise the chest will not grow.

Hey! Do you believe in love at first sight or should I invite you to my place tomorrow?

Here I am writing to you and thinking: have another drink, or do I already like you?

This hairstyle suits you very much! I can’t imagine you being bald at all.

You have such big eyes that you can drown in them ... And on your nose - hang yourself ...

When we sat in a cafe yesterday, your breasts rose so beautifully! It reminded me of an episode from my childhood when my dad and I pumped up a rubber boat.

What are your legs! One is better than the other.

Pulse - 200, pressure 190/90, state of mind - depression, lack of coordination, the diagnosis depends on you, the treatment is your love. Save me !!!

Oh, you're just an angel. Hopefully without wings ...

Expensive! I have news for you: March 8 was postponed to February 29. Once every four years, I can still bear it.

Attention! This is a terrible virus! He made his way into my phone book, chose the most beautiful, intelligent, affectionate, sexy and charming girl and sent her this SMS!

Hey! I want to invite you to dinner with breakfast.

Sorry, but our trip to the theater together is canceled. A lot of work. Sorry that another day of yours was a waste of makeup ...

Message at 3 am: "Honey, I'm sorry I didn't call earlier, there was no pay phone at hand."

Expensive! I love you very much. Get out of the closet as soon as possible.

Darling! I'm in the shop. Which is better to buy: a set of crystal glasses (6 pcs.) Or plastic cups (a lot)? Call urgently, the turn is coming.

Expensive! After three hours, open the door and don't ask anything.

Darling! If you want to ask something, call your cell phone now.

I am lying in bed, that is, standing in a traffic jam. Another two hours. Your husband.

Honey, I want to return to you and the children. Open the balcony door, it's cold here!

Expensive! Lean on me, then we'll roll over.

Darling! All I need is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.

You are my sweetheart.

I offer my hand and heart in exchange for chest and hips.

Honey, the message in which you ask for money, I did not receive.

Europe is asleep, Australia is asleep.
It is getting dark in America, and the most beautiful eyes in this world are reading my sms!

My beloved, my desired one, it is more logical if it will be me.

Your eyes are like the ocean, then the Pacific, then the Arctic.

Once heaven and earth argued which of them is more beautiful. The sky, to prove its beauty, showed the Stars, and the earth, to prove its beauty, showed you.

Expensive! Having lost weight, you no longer look like a complete fool.

Some women are made for compliments, and you are just created.

I so want to be heard in your heart ...
I kiss the tips of your wings.

You are so attractive that it’s scary to look at.

How long have I been looking for you, but, thank God, I didn't get you!

For your sake, I’m ready to do anything if it’s inexpensive.

If I had known which pool I had thrown the net into, I would not have called you a fish now.

Expensive! Your past is no less hazy than my future.

I'm not a scoundrel, but will you refuse?

What to give you? Fur? At least you're not so bad at furs.

I'll come to you at night, get under the covers. I will find your sweetest place and suck it for a long time.
Your harmful mosquito!

SMS wishes - short rhymes girl

Confessions to your girlfriend on the phone

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