Anniversary is big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.
Costume performances
The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.
Traffic police inspector and hunters
Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Progress of the scene
Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules traffic and were stopped by the inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Technical inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- The condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
- Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
- Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
- Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
- The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: There was a lot of money in my wallet and my belly was always full! Translator: May it accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Strange salaries
A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and high dense:
- The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.
Congratulations to Little Salary
Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.
Congratulations to a Big Salary
Maybe I don't look much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with little sister We - best gift, which will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this performance, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.
Mini-productions
Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
- Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
- The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
- The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vital tone is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
- Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
- Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
- The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
- The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.
Urgent telegram
A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He portrays a well-known character - postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc
Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
We avoided bad weather.
You're handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
TO mink coats indifferent,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What's in yours men's dreams!
Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Happy birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!
In every business, endeavor,
Only success - to the skies,
Inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!
Happy birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
Everyone happier than men!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.
