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Vulgar birthday greetings to the birthday boy
We wish you to always stand
Your fighter is on duty,
To surprise the girls
They said “Well done”
So that everything is always appreciated,
Well, they came again!
Original vulgar birthday greetings
Until one hundred years old, hello,
Screw all your troubles...
Be healthy and in good body,
So that adversity goes crazy.
Drink, drink, don't strain,
And have a blast.
Be successful and rich
So that life is fucked up!
So that there is always an end,
And the enemies got fucked!
Vulgar Happy Birthday greetings in verse
Your arms and shoulders force
The night to remember in which I melt...
You were so hard, so close, strong,
That this dream is still before me!
Birthday poem congratulations vulgar
Hi! Happy this day to you!
Congratulations, there is such a thing,
It's a big wish.
To live life happily,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make the girls stand on end
When your boy is long
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Got lost and wandered
Long long along the paths
And he shot, he shot peas.
Cool vulgar birthday greetings from a friend
Congratulating you on your birthday,
I won’t use banal phrases,
I wish you fucking chicks
Fuck many times a day!
Fuck all the troubles en masse,
Fuck the problems, send them away,
Stress less about work,
Don't fucking strain yourself!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victory, don’t wander,
So that everything in life goes well,
Rake in more dough!
A cheesy short birthday greeting
We wish that in your palms,
The affectionate little ones strived,
So that they jump and do it.
And so that everyone can show their class,
And in the morning, coffee and cigarette,
And here she is, and not dressed!
Vulgar Happy Birthday greetings
My congratulations to my friend,
I want such a friend
So that when you think about her,
You were getting stronger
By the power of a man,
And for her there was a hero!
Vulgar birthday greetings for a man
Be who you are:
For friends - good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - great!
Vulgar verse-congratulations on your birthday
Wish you money?
But you will have to work a lot.
Should I wish you girls?
But you look better hornless.
May I wish you a car?
But then you won't be able to drink.
Or maybe become a politician?
Then everyone won't love you.
Well, I wish it, then
Money, girls, cars and power.
Choose for yourself, good luck
I wish you happiness too!
Vulgar birthday greetings to a woman
Let's do this with you...
Let's celebrate your birthday!
Vulgar birthday greetings to a friend
Let there be great health!
The breasts do not sag sluggishly,
To cunnilingus - more often! –
Someone would spoil me!
And so that every early morning
When you can’t get up, well, you don’t have the strength!!
Let it not be an alarm clock - it's a failure! –
Hot man woke you up!
Happy Birthday greetings in vulgar verses
I'll surprise you
With your rough tongue,
So that you squeal for an encore,
Have a nice birthday!
Dirty birthday wishes for a friend
You and I know each other
More than a dozen years.
And there was all these years
You are as good as an angel.
Because by nature
Bitch blood was flowing in you.
How much do you and I need:
To avoid wrinkles
To keep the children close
And several men
Vulgar wishes from a friend in verse
For health, for luck,
To make life easy
To have a car, a dacha,
Let's drink cognac together!
I love you friend
but an important question is tormented,
why the hell are you and my husband
kissed with a hickey
I warned you
If I'm offended, there's no escape,
will be your only salvation
absolutely blowjob!
Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the vibrator and the penthouse,
and the servants are good,
In the center is a personal apartment,
Your own yacht!
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!
Vulgar congratulations to a girlfriend
Let there be fewer critical days,
And more – cloudless, passionate!
Let there be plenty of money in your bag,
And fewer dangerous connections!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups!
Dirty congratulations to a friend
And today, on my birthday,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
There was so much fun in life,
(Things) should be good.
My favorite business to prosper,
So that I know only happy days,
I didn’t go to the 100-meter race
during menopausal days
So that you don't accidentally get knocked up
So that you get prettier over the years,
Let the lights in your eyes never go out.
So that every time we meet together,
We gasped together, We rejoiced just as much again,
So that your life is like a song,
And love always lived in her!
I'm writing you a letter
I get excited by him
I'll drag you to bed
I will kiss you tenderly
And we will come to sin,
It's a joke...How are you?
My verse is aimed at your heart,
I'm like a brainless Cupid
I want to help you warm up,
And turn this holiday into a dream.
So that you wake up tomorrow morning,
And smiled sweetly at me,
She undressed again and climbed in,
Look for love in my dick.
Open your arms
And take my words,
Drown in the streams of passion,
In the burning hearths of love.
Happy birthday baby
My sexy, my life
I am your clubfooted Bear,
Climb me quickly.
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
I'll fuck until the morning
I will give you pleasure,
And then - back to bed.
Happy birthday magical girl,
Let the sun shine on your path,
Stay sensitive, stay brave
Don't give a fuck about your loved one's brains.
May the dreams and joys of the ages haunt you,
Happiness and wishes will come true soon,
Fuck*? all diseases and enemies will follow,
There will be light in life on your path.
What is there to wish for?
So as not to be banal?
Lots of sex and so he
Wasn't virtual.
New and cozy house,
It has a big bed,
To have a sweet sleep,
(And for sex too).
More sports and walks,
Eat fruit, not cake -
It's important for health
However, just like sex.
That's it! Enough about sex
It's so corny.
May life love you!!!
As long as it's not anal!!!
Beautiful, like an angel incarnate
Immensely sexy as a model,
It’s like you’re whispering “Boy! F*cks",
Take me, a*ally and orally.
May your dreams always come true,
Whatever I thought about, let it come true,
May you be lucky in cards and in love,
After all, you are a goddess, you are my queen.
What do women always dream about? –
To become a magical and wonderful maiden,
And you girl is sexy,
And men always want to touch the body.
But try not to twist your butt,
And lock up your *gina,
Try to live peacefully and calmly,
So that they don’t say after him, “FUCK YOU BLACK AGAIN!”
Hello dear sweetie,
Happy birthday SEX BOMB,
Happy holiday, dear baby,
We'll pour a hundred grams for you.
I wish you love
May you be sweet
Happy birthday,
My tender joy.
Don't care about bad weather
I am at any time of the year,
I'll give problems to p**dyles,
Well, quickly pour it for me.
Your closest friend's birthday is just around the corner. A reasonable question arises: what to surprise? After all, you have been together for so many years, so many holidays have passed during this time. The answer is simple! You need to come up with or select the most original and interesting congratulations! There are tons of different options, from classic to funky. If you and your friend are close, and she has a good sense of humor, then, by the way, vulgar congratulations are a good idea. The main thing in this matter is not to overdo it. Congratulations should be humorous. This option will surely surprise your friend and she will remember it for a long time! Isn't this what you wanted?
May your cherished wishes come true,
And everything will be OK with your friend,
The sad suffering will end,
It's your birthday, honey, don't be shy.
Let men lie at your feet,
And the suckers are too shy to approach again,
Shake your butt in front of them,
Let it ring in the pants of impotent people,
And that's it, they want my girlfriend,
But she is unlikely to give it to them.
Be forever young and sexy
The same passionate and impudent girl.
Let every man get a dick,
When he sees you from afar,
Let him stain his trouser leg with seed,
Your love is too much for him.
I wish your dreams to come true,
No need to spread your legs,
In your career yourself, you will achieve everything,
You just have to really wish it.
Happy birthday,
And I wish you orgasms
So that you finish like a tractor,
She released streams of happiness.
I wish on your birthday,
Sex, joy, fun,
Don't be sad, don't be discouraged,
Embrace life.
Let the smile touch
The sun is shining brightly for you,
Joy overflows
Don't be sad and don't be bored.
Smart, beautiful, sexy,
The figurine is clearly with you,
You always look commendable
Order in a woman's head.
I sincerely wish you
Find love and happiness
And happy birthday,
Sounds great today.
And fuck your problems
Don't get distracted, don't be sad,
Crazy changes are coming
Signs of your destiny.
Please accept congratulations today,
On your long-awaited birthday,
Gather your friends
And it's crazy fun.
My bitchy friend
You know how much we love you,
For giving yourself to us,
Treat others lovingly.
Be happy my beauty
Today with a slender gait,
Find a stallion for the holiday,
A cool, slender young man,
And show him love
Let him tumble with you.
Be cute on the dance floor today
Don't forget your condoms
A lot of people want to give a ride,
And surprise you in bed.
The holiday will be the best birthday ever,
Celebrate it without regret
So that later, what happened to remember,
But you can’t tell your friends.
I wish, girlfriend, love,
I wish, beloved, care,
I wish you not to be sad,
I wish you to live a comfortable life.
Be cheerful, always lively,
It's cool to be a perky girl,
To be a friend forever with me,
Always be happy with men
Don't say unnecessary words in front of others,
How do you know how to always have fun,
To want passion, sweet tenderness,
And always understand men.
Birthdays - how many do we celebrate throughout the year? Of course, there is only one of your own, but there are so many acquaintances, loved ones, relatives around... If you are one of those who get pleasure from doing good deeds towards others, then you should also remember that you cannot “cut everyone with the same brush.”
You can give unforgettable gift in the form of an intellectual book to your boss, but giving it, for example, to your mistress, will only upset her.
In some cases - although, actually, not in some, but in many - you can give the birthday person a fun gift along with a cheesy birthday greeting.
Vulgar congratulations must also be humorous, otherwise they will take the form of sexual harassment J.
So, vulgar birthday greetings can have different contents. You can come up with or take from the Internet congratulations in verse, which can be divided into two types: openly vulgar congratulations, that is, in which things will be clearly called by their proper names J, or hidden. When instead of a vulgar word in a line that in the best possible way rhymes with the corresponding word in another line, you will pause and insert other words.
As for the gift - as an option for a vulgar birthday greeting, you can bake or order for the birthday boy in the store a cake in the shape of some intimate parts of J's body. It could be a cake in the shape of a penis, or breasts in a bra, or a bed on which two people are lying people.
You can also buy a regular gift - I mean it’s not vulgar, it’s just interesting to wrap it. So, a condom pack can be stored behind wrapping paper. But in the box there is, for example, a mirror or cosmetics.
You can also place the gift in a box from a dildo or other toys, also wrapped nicely with wrapping paper. Well, you can, of course, really give some kind of toys from a sex shop, just by presenting it beautifully - decorating it with the same poetic congratulations. One “but” - it would be more decent to give it to a person who has a significant other, and even better - for her to also be present when you present your gift.
